Chapter 601: I'm a man who has learned Sun Tzu's Thirty-Six Tactics of the Art of War

In fact, something was wrong when everyone heard Ye Tian chatting with the guests at the beginning, wondering what they were trying to do?

And at this moment, I finally understood!

Everyone just wants to shout 666!

This operation is so sassy that it catches people off guard!

At this time, in the live broadcast room of the program group, the screen was full of 666.

“666”

“6666”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"This is a suffocating operation, which is very much in line with the style of the anchor. ”

"Poof—forgive me for laughing out loud!"

"I'm laughing to death! It's really funny! This operation broke my waist!"

"Originally, I thought that the anchor wanted to do something, but I never expected that there would be this routine. ”

"I feel sorry for the guest for a second! But this guest is also a little 6, and the point is actually Buddha jumping over the wall!"

"This kind of guest who doesn't play according to the routine can only be cured by the anchor!"

"This guest is indeed a bit excessive, ordering a dish turned out to be Buddha jumping over the wall, I just want to say that the anchor - mourning [gan] heart [de] disease [piao] crazy [liang]!"

......

And at this very moment.

He Ling, who was stunned for a few seconds, suddenly pounced and unplugged the phone line with great speed.

Everyone's brains were still in the freeze, and they looked at this scene even more confusedly.

What's going on?!

Why unplug the phone?

Ye Tian was also shocked!

No way!

Awesome, Mr. He!

At this point, even he didn't expect it, and sure enough, Jiang was still old and spicy.

There is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure.

I can't mess with it!

"Ling, what are you doing here?" Huang Lei asked reflexively before he could react.

However, when he asked, his head recovered from the crash, understood what He Ling meant, and immediately stretched out his hand and gave a thumbs up.

"Awesome! My Teacher He!" Huang Lei said with admiration: "Very well done!"

"Hahaha...... Won the prize! Or Ye Tian reacted badly!" He Ling looked modest.

"No, no, no...... Teacher He is still amazing, I didn't expect this. Ye Tian sighed from the bottom of his heart: "But I think if Mr. Huang reacts, he will do the same." ”

"Of course!" Huang Lei said in a decisive voice.

For Ye Tian and Teacher He's approach, not only did he not have any objection, but also agreed very much, this guest was too much to make such an unreasonable request.

It's completely beyond their bearing, Buddha jumping over the wall, tnnd, let you jump over the wall, believe it or not?

The guest on the other side of the phone was also confused, listening to the beep sound coming from the phone, and fell into silence for a while.

She was also wondering just now, what is the other party trying to do?

was completely caught off guard by the other party, because this was not in her consideration at all, or at the exact time, he didn't expect the other party to do this.

What a deep routine!

Suffocating routine!

A routine that catches people off guard!

Then he immediately chose ...... Re-dial! Losers don't lose! Must be recovered!

"Sorry, your call can't be reached, please call again later!"

Guest: "......"

The guest did not give up, or continued to call!

"Sorry, the call you made can't be reached, please call again later!"

"Sorry, the call you made can't be reached, please call again later!"

"I'm sorry ......"

I really can't get through!

The hearts of the guests are extremely complicated!

Is she in trouble?

A little panicked!

She's just skinning!

On the other side, in the mushroom house.

The director of the program group hid in the crowd, looking at the three people who were praising each other, and they were triumphant, with a painful look on their faces.

Is he coming out, or is he coming out?

Unplugging the telephone line is a serious violation of the rules of the program group, that is to say, this is an illegal operation and is prohibited by evil order!

However, he is a little cowardly now and does not dare to go out!

But as a director, you have to be responsible for your own program, which is a professional ethics as an entertainer.

He, but a person with strong professional ethics, no matter at any time, he is firmly on the front line, even if he is sick and hung with salt water, he is still fighting at the forefront, sweating like rain with his subordinates, just like the boss of *** Yutaro I, exuding light and heat all the time.

So at such a time, how could he back down?

The face of the director of the program group was full of firmness and determination, for his own career, he fought hard!

Then he reached out and put his hand on the shoulder of the person in front of him, and then ...... A hard push!

The man who was pushed out looked confused!

This figure voice is none other than the director's assistant!

"Go tell them that this is against the rules, and plug in the phone line immediately!" The voice of the director of the program team came to his ears very clearly from behind.

The assistant director looked aggrieved!

It's not his job at all!

Director, what about your professional ethics?

Every time you educate everyone, everyone says that there are good words, why do you go to yourself?

Turning his head pitifully and looking at the director behind him, how much I hope that the director at this time can stand up and do it himself, instead of letting him go to the top bag!

But it's a pity! This unrealistic wish is impossible to realize.

"Go, go, go...... Hurry up!Otherwise, your salary will be deducted!" The director of the program team waved his hand and said with a threatening face.

I also handed him a loud public to go over!

Assistant director, it was full of tears, almost crying aggrieved!

I'm your dear!

You're going to have to make me take the blame!

Even the loud man is ready! This is to push him into the fire pit!

But it's a pity that the director of the program group was unmoved!

Watching the director's assistant turn around and move forward step by step, he nodded with satisfaction.

Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮——

He is indeed a very professional director, never slacking off, tirelessly, firmly fighting on the front line, sweating like rain every day, but for an excellent director like him, there are also hurdles that cannot be passed, I haven't encountered it before, but today he finally met it!

So when it was time to give up, he decisively chose to give up!

After all, he's not stupid!

Come out and be beaten for sure!

When encountering this force majeure factor, he naturally chose to avoid it.

"That...... Well, unplugging the phone line is against the rules......" said the assistant director with a trembling face.

That's not all there is to say yet!

piupiupiu——

Three sounds that pierced the air suddenly remembered, and at the same time, three black shadows smashed directly towards this side!

The three slippers landed directly on the director's assistant face almost in no particular order.

One slipper hit the door of the head, and the other two slipped shoes hit the left and right cheeks, the division of labor is particularly clear, perfect!

Precise, fast, loud!

"Ahh

The words left in the director's assistant's throat were interrupted before, and a miserable scream came out of his mouth, it hurt!

It's so fast, he can't dodge it at all!

He knew it!

I've been on guard, but I still can't prevent it!

Hearing the screams, Ye Tian, He Ling, and Huang Lei also hurriedly turned their heads, as if they had smashed the wrong person.

The three of them glanced at each other, and the director, this guy, actually knew that the push-block arrows were all out!

Just now, the three of them were waiting for the director to appear, although they were chatting, but they were waiting for the director to speak, although the slippers were not in their hands, they were at hand.

I didn't expect to be dodged by this thing!

And the director of the program group who saw this scene suddenly shrank his neck, and sure enough, he expected it right, these three guys were waiting for him to speak.

Hey, hey, hey......

The magic is one foot high, and the road is one foot high!

Good thing he was prescient!

Li Dai Tao stiff!

He is also a man who has learned the 36 strategies of Sun Tzu's Art of War.

And just when the director was just proud, the director's assistant came straight with his face covered.

The staff immediately dispersed!

The director who is hidden deep in the crowd is revealed!

The smile on the face of the director of the program team has just been found to have not dissipated.

Instantly stiffened!

No way!

Turning his head stiffly, he looked in Ye Tian's direction.

Immediately I saw three smirking faces, and three slippers held high in their hands.

The director of the program team immediately got up and wanted to escape!

It's a pity it's too late!

The three slippers were like a homing missile equipped with a positioning device, which accurately fell on the head of the director of the program group.

The director of our program group is holding his head and running away!

What are you kidding, playing with the three of them?

It's so tired!

There are three people, each of whom has a higher IQ than the director of the program group.

Do you really think that if you learn a little bit of Sun Tzu's 36 tactics of the Art of War, you will be able to turn against the guest?

Your uncle will always be your uncle, and your second uncle will always be your second uncle!

Soon, the director of the program group was surrounded by three people, squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, and cowardly.

The director of the program group shouted while holding his head: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth!"

Ye Tian immediately scolded angrily: "Don't scold people, who is the gentleman?"

The director was stunned by this sentence for a while!

Damn! This answer is not within range at all!

He Ling and Huang Lei next to them couldn't help but laugh for a while when they heard this.

The brain hole is too big, this is a suffocating answer!

The director was stunned for a while, and then said aggrievedly: "If you don't hit someone, you don't slap your face, and your face hurts your self-esteem!"

That means that he has accepted his fate, you can fight, just don't hit me in the face anyway!

Ye Tian pursed his lips and said, "Haven't you heard a common saying? Scolding people is short, and hitting people is only about slapping the face! If you don't slap your face, how can you call beating people?"

Program Director: "......"

What you said made sense, and he was speechless for a while.

In the live broadcast room of the program group, the audience has long been laughing crazy!

This is really the first time I've seen this kind of scene! The key is still in a recorded variety show.

“666”

“6666”

"I am the anchor of the society, and there are not many cruel words!"

"This kind of scene, I have lived for more than 20 years, and it is the first time I have seen it!"

"This is the most cowardly director I've ever seen, there is no one!"

"This god-like conversation!"

"In terms of eloquence, the anchor is incomparable!"

"Hahaha...... My face hurts when I laugh, and my Mac is laughing out of it!"

"Director, show your face! You will be hot tomorrow!"

"I dare to assert that this director is on fire!"

......

Although he knew that the live broadcast room of the program had exploded at this time, the director at this time was not panicked at all.

As long as he doesn't show his face, everything is easy to say!

Protecting his face is his greatest dignity at this time!

Be the best show, be the most cowardly director, and let others say go!

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