"Uh-huh?" Yang Meng looked at the camera in the video doorbell a little confused, he pointed to the doorbell and asked a few people behind him: "I said I'm not dazzled, right? There seems to be a foreign girl knocking on the door outside the door?"

A woman standing at the door, although she has a black head, her facial features are full of exotic styles, how do she look like a foreigner, but she speaks Mandarin more standard than herself!

Before Long Teng could reply, the woman's laughter came from the intercom doorbell: "Neighbor, I can hear you talking." 'Foreign' isn't a good word, is it?"

Yang Meng blinked and whispered, "What the hell。。。。。。 Oh no, not you, I'll open the door. ”

After opening the door, he said to Long Teng: "My neighbor is a foreigner? What do these foreigners think? You said that you can buy a house in our country, why do you go to a remote place to sell a house?"

Bai Ze thought for a moment: "Master, is it because foreigners prefer to live in small villages?"

Generally speaking, the middle-class residential areas of many Western cities are close to the suburbs, just to live comfortably.

Yang Meng scratched his head: "Maybe that's the case, I'll go and see what's going on!"

Several people followed Yang Meng to the door, and the foreign woman had already walked in. Seeing the woman's dress clearly, Yang Meng really wanted to ask her: Are you cold?

On such a cold day, this woman was wearing a long coat on the outside, the buttons were not fastened, and on the inside was a thin evening dress. The two huge breasts on the chest are about to come out, and the cleavage makes people blush when they look at it.

"Hello, my name is Zet, and I'm your new neighbor. It's a little cookie I baked myself. The foreign woman introduced herself.

Yang Meng took the biscuit box and hurriedly thanked him: "Hello, hello, thank you for your little biscuits." I never thought I would have a foreign neighbor, oh, my name is Yang Meng. You speak Mandarin better than I do!"

Zete smiled: "In order to facilitate my future business development, I deliberately studied Chinese for two years!"

Yang Meng scratched his head: "It's been two years to talk about this level, how do I feel like I've lived in vain? Oh, come in and sit down." ”

Zete shook his head: "Thank you for the invitation, but I just moved here, I still have a lot of things to do, and the house needs to be cleaned up, so I'm just here to visit my new neighbors." Oh yes, when I'm done with moving in, I'll hold a big party, and I'll apologize if I bother you. ”

Yang Meng pointed around and said, "You see so many houses here, but in fact, there are not many people living here." In the summer, people come on vacation, and there are not many people here. Even if there are people, they are all old men and old ladies who are old, so don't worry about disturbing the people. ”

Zete laughed, took out an invitation card from his handbag and handed it to Yang Meng: "My new neighbor, I hope you can also participate in my party, and you can bring your friends with you." Isn't it more crowded, the more lively?"

Yang Meng took the invitation and said: "Zete, I really want to participate in your party, but you may not know, I am not a local, it is about to be our Lunar New Year, and I want to go home for the New Year." ”

"I know. Zete smiled: "My house will also be cleaned up for a while, so my party time is after your Lunar New Year, or after the fifteenth." Make sure it doesn't affect what you and your family are doing together. I wonder if this will affect Mr. Yang's schedule?"

Yang Meng scratched his head: "Okay, thank you Zete." I'll definitely be at your party. ”

Zete sent the invitation and left.

"Hey, what are you staring at when everyone is gone?" Long Xixiang pouted: "I can't pull out my eyes!"

Yang Meng came back to his senses at this time: "What do you know, this is called politeness!"

Long Xixiang hit the nail on the head: "Polite fart, from the moment I saw people, my eyes were nailed to other people's cleavage, and I was embarrassed to say that I was polite?"

Yang Meng shook his head and said, "What's so strange about the chest groove? ”

"You!" Long Xixiang was angry at first, and suddenly grinned: "Hmph, after you feel the taste of dead fish, all illusions will be gone." ”

"The smell of dead fish?" Yang Meng was stunned.

Bai Ze explained: "Master, most foreigners have a very serious body odor, and this body odor is still slightly different from the body odor. In general, the body odor of blacks is foxy, and whites smell like dead fish rotting. ”

"Gross. Yang Meng retched directly: "Damn, you said it too carefully, right?

Bai Ze shrugged his shoulders: "Master, don't look at me like that, when I am competing in domestic competitions now, many times the competition party will find some foreign girls to be the girls who hold up the cards in order to attract attention." To be honest, I've seen a lot of foreign girls. ”

"Show you off, right? I've seen no more than ten foreign girls in my life, and I've seen them all on the road, this is the first time I've communicated with foreign girls, and people's Mandarin is still so slippery!

Long Xixiang poured cold water in time and said, "But what's the use of being good? You can't always wear a gas mask and make love to her, right?"

Yang Meng grinned: "I can come up with a whitening prescription, but I can't come up with a cure for a fox smell? What kind of international jokes are you making? Remember, no one can stop a man's determination to snap a bang!"

"You!" Long Xixiang's mouth was almost crooked.

Yang Meng touched the top of Long Xixiang's head: "Okay, okay, don't tease you, it's just that the foreigner feels fresh, come and I'll show you the baby I gave you!"

"Whitening formula?" Long Xixiang's eyes lit up.

Yang Meng smiled and nodded.

"Hurry up and take me to see it!" Long Xixiang couldn't wait.

After Yang Meng arranged for Long Teng and them to compete with Seventeen, he took Long Xixiang to the back warehouse.

"You put such an important thing here?" Long Xixiang expressed dissatisfaction after seeing the warehouse.

Yang Meng shrugged: "It's something important." Just come and see!"

Long Xixiang followed Yang Meng into the warehouse, which was the place where Yang Meng made wine in the earthen stove, and it was full of ashes left over from the firewood.

"This is too dirty, isn't it?" said Long Xixiang with a frown.

Yang Meng grinned and said: "It is more reliable to use firewood to make wine in the earthen stove. Now, there's what you want!"

Only then did Long Xixiang see that there was a rudimentary machine in the corner. It looks like a tin cabinet with a motor driven by a belt. This machine is as rudimentary as it can be.

"What is this?" Long Xixiang walked over curiously, lifted the lid on the iron cabinet, and the smell of alcohol and the aroma of grain wafted out of it. She poked her head out to see something white gooey inside

Yang Meng reached out and grabbed a handful of white objects from it and wanted to wipe them directly on Long Xixiang's face, which startled Long Xixiang: "What are you going to do?"

"Don't be nervous, get you a face mask. After Yang Meng finished speaking, he couldn't help but say that he painted his face on Long Xixiang, and now Long Xixiang didn't talk anymore, and he couldn't even open his eyes.

After Yang Meng finished painting her, she pulled a recliner and lay down: "Is this what a woman looks like, she talks so much all day and has such a fierce temper, be careful that she really can't get married!"

Long Xi wanted to have a seizure in anger, but his face was full of paint, that is, he couldn't see and couldn't speak, so he could only scold Yang Meng in his heart.

She wanted to ask Yang Meng how long it would take to take it down but couldn't, Yang Meng didn't speak, and she didn't dare to touch the mask-like thing on her face, what if it affected the whitening effect?

So she could only stand there like a primary school student, but she didn't know how long she waited, she felt that her legs were sore, but she heard Yang Meng's snoring.

Now she didn't care about the whitening effect, and directly uncovered the white object on her face, she really couldn't figure out what the things on her face were, the stickiness was scary, and she took it for a long time, not only did her face not be cleaned, but there were also a lot of stains on her hands that couldn't be removed.

"The surname Yang, don't sleep!" Long Xixiang pushed Yang Meng.

Yang Meng yawned: "What are you doing, I'm sleeping well, what are you doing when you get me up?"

Long Xixiang compared his hands in front of Yang Meng: "Look at what you are smearing for me, how come it is not sticky when it is wet, but now it has become so sticky when the moisture is dry?"

Yang Meng yawned: "Stick a little, stick a little." What's the big deal? Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, don't look at it sticky now, you wash it off with water. And it's not something poisonous, you can eat it. ”

"Ate it?" Long Xixiang looked at the residue on his hand: "Are you sure this thing can be eaten?"

Yang Meng tilted his head and glanced at Long Xixiang's fingers with a look of disgust: "Tsk, my white secret mask has become this color?

"Your face is dirty!This is the problem with your ghost mask!" Long Xixiang retorted while looking at the mask residue on his hand, and what she said was also very unconfident. The color is really scary.

Yang Meng explained with a smile: "Okay, okay, don't be nervous, let me ask you, when is the best skin in the human body?"

Long Xixiang didn't want to answer directly: "Of course, it's the time of infants, and the skin must be the most tender when people are just born." ”

Yang Meng smiled: "You're right, the effect of this thing is not to make your skin whiter, or to restore the user's skin to the way it was when it was born, don't worry that it is sticky now, and it will lose its stickiness when you wash it with water." You don't have to worry about the toxicity of this thing, all the ingredients in it are edible. If you're hungry, eat some, but there's alcohol in it, so don't eat too much and get yourself drunk! Okay, you go wash your face and see what you have on your face and see the effect! Look at you like a little cat now, do you want to sing Peking Opera?"