Chapter Ninety-One: A Woman's Chest Is So Warm

The pestle resolutely disagreed that Zhang Sanmad and Yang Xinhua were good. This made Zhang Sanmad very annoyed unexpectedly, so he stiffened his mouth with the pestle:

"What's the matter, do you look down on the mountain people? Your grandmother's rotten pants and forks, thinking about Fang Bailu and still worrying about sweetness, do you step on two boats and still have a face to care about my business?"

"You, I ......" The pestle was scolded by him and felt that he was at a loss, but he still said angrily:

"You...... You are many years older than my eldest sister, and the old cow is ashamed to eat tender grass?"

"How old are you? Joke!" Zhang San glared when he heard this, and dusted off his clothes unconvinced:

"We were old looks before! Now if we take a bath and fade away, we won't be able to rely on much! Tell you, this woman Lao Tzu is asleep, and Lao Tzu's boy body of more than 40 years is prepared for the Chang'e sister in the house!"

When he heard this, he was even more angry, and scolded:

"Ah, pull you down, you think you are the marshal of Tianpeng?

From the bottom of his heart, he didn't want the eldest sister to have a relationship with Zhang San, so he knocked on Yang Xinhua's door in a hurry:

"Eldest sister, eldest sister, you have to listen to me, don't fall for this old skunk, he's a madman!"

Zhang Sanmad was anxious when he heard this, so he stepped forward and grabbed his arm and dragged him back: "You'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage, you're crazy! You still play hooligans and steal other people's sweet milk covers and trousers......

"Ah......h

"Woo...... You are holding someone's milk cover in the quilt in the dark...... "Zhang San is crazy and unforgiving, and he is hard to expose his shortcomings.

"Your grandma's big stinky feet!" the pestle was ashamed and angry, and grabbed Zhang San's crazy neck and launched a fierce attack. Neither of them let anyone hug each other and scuffle together.

As a result, the pestle stumbled lame and fell down with Zhang Sanmad, and the two of them rolled on the ground for a while.

"You...... You ......" Zixue saw that the two of them had only a few words from friends to opponents, and she was shocked and anxious for a while, and she didn't know how to persuade them.

At this moment, the door opened, and Yang Xinhua stood up suddenly. She held a large basin of cold water in her hand, and couldn't help but say, "Wow!", and all of a sudden it was poured on Zhang Sanmad and the pestle who were rolling on the ground.

"You two are not inseparable, you bite when you open your mouth, it's not as good as two dogs, and it will also make you sober!"

Yang Xinhua scolded with hatred, looked at the appearance of the two of them falling into the soup chicken, and returned to the hut angrily to close the door again and there was no movement.

The pestle and Zhang San were suddenly splashed with cold water in the winter, and suddenly jumped up with a dozen spirits, you look at me, I look at you, and you really calm down.

"Ah Wai!" Zhang Sanmad was originally wearing very few clothes, and his whole body was cold in an instant, and he immediately froze so white that his face was white, and his teeth trembled.

Seeing this, Zixue hurriedly supported him, and shouted in a panic: "You will get sick if you wear so little!" Let's go, come back to the hotel with me, wipe it clean and cover it with a quilt!"

Zhang San was still more energetic, trembling and sitting at the door of Yang Xinhua, leaning against the wall and shaking his head and fighting vigorously:

"I'm I, I'm I, I'm not leaving...... This and this and this and this life...... She's my old ...... Wife, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law......"

The pestle on the side couldn't bear to see him frozen like this, so he hurriedly took off the big cotton on his body and covered him on his body, and he was shaking naked.

"Take ...... Take it away!" Zhang San glared at him with resentment, and shook the cotton cream away: "Who is scarce...... Han! Fake Ren...... False false righteousness!"

"Alas, you two are really, and you are guilty of your own crimes!"

Zixue looked at the two helplessly and complained a few words, and then stomped her foot and said madly at Zhang San: "You wait, I'll go buy you a cotton coat......

She hurriedly turned around and left, and Dawn and the Black Hades followed.

"Black Hades, you stay and guard my crazy big brother!" Zixue turned around and ordered with a finger at the Black Hades.

But the Black Yama stopped, and when he saw them gone, he followed them again. Zixue had no choice but to order Dawn: "Let it stay!"

"Woooo

Zixue left with Dawn, and Zhang Sanmad, who was huddled in a ball outside the door, regretted it, so he had to knock on Yang Xinhua's door and begged:

"Eldest sister, it's all my fault, I shouldn't care about the two of you!

After the pestle finished speaking, Yang Xinhua's voice came from the room after a while:

"Brother, I know you've been protecting me for my own good!, but the eldest sister has no face or skin, and it's not something that is said to be thrown away......"

Yang Xinhua said as she spoke, and her voice turned into a cry.

"Well, that's a good ......"

The pestle listened to the door and looked out of the door, so anxious that he didn't know what to do. Helplessly, he squatted down and pushed Zhang Sanmad, and asked with an apologetic face:

"What an old skunk...... Are you alright?"

Zhang San, who was trembling all over, glanced at him madly and didn't squeak, and didn't turn his head away.

"What can I do...... Hey, there you have it!"

Looking at Zhang Sanmad's appearance that he was about to freeze, he suddenly had an idea as soon as he was in a hurry, and when he saw him standing up, he pretended to be surprised and rushed to the door and shouted:

"Hey, why aren't you moving? Oh no, old skunk, don't you die!"

Then he stuck on the door and shouted in a panic: "Sister, this one outside seems to be dying, I ...... I'm coming back to get Grandma Liang's medical records to save people, I have to go! Anyway, you splashed the water, and it has nothing to do with me that he froze to death at your door......

After shouting, he stomped his feet and pretended to be leaving, and then quickly stood on tiptoe and hid behind a corner of a room not far away, poking his head out to observe the movement.

But after a long time, the door of Yang Xinhua's house was closed and did not come out to save people.

"Alas......" The pestle couldn't help but be a little disappointed. But then he shook his head and sighed:

"Actually, it's quite difficult for her, if a dusty woman is relied on by such a crazy leper again, she will have to be more miserable in the future......"

Unexpectedly, just as he was worried and worried, the small door opened with a "squeak".

saw Yang Xinhua take out a quilt for Zhang Sanmad to wrap around his body, and then helped him up into the hut......

"Hey, I know that the eldest sister is ruthless!" The pestle slapped the back of his hand excitedly and put down his heart, and then hurried back to the shack.

He was in a good mood when he came back from the hospital this time, because Grandma Liang was woken up by a car bump on the way to the hospital, and when she arrived at the hospital for an examination, her grandmother's emphysema was miraculously cured.

However, the doctor found that a strange shadow appeared in the atrium of Grandma Liang's heart, and the shadow was faint and echoed, and she couldn't figure out what it was after taking a film. So I asked the pestle to go home and take the fluoroscopic film taken last time for comparative diagnosis. But I didn't want to run into Zhu Wuneng and Zhang Sanmad on the street.

"Whew! It's been like two years in the past two days, why are there so many bad things......" The pestle sighed as he hurried away.

When he returned from the shack, he passed Yang Xinhua's hut, and he was worried about sticking to the door to listen to the movement inside. Zhang San's crazy voice faintly came from the house:

"What...... What is so soft and so handy......"

Then came the voice of the eldest sister:

"Hypocrisy, lying in the quilt and hands are not honest! What, it's not cold?"

"Hehe, you've been holding us like this, we're all about to melt, ah! women's breasts are so warm......"

"Uh......" The pestle overheard half of the situation before he understood the situation inside, and couldn't help but be blushing, and quickly left in a panic.

"Grandma, still lying on the eldest sister's chest and coquettish, it's really fucking shameless......" The pestle scolded angrily as he walked, and he didn't want to hit his head in someone's arms......