"Okay, it doesn't matter if you don't say it, I'm from the police station, this is my ID, although you stole the family's money, but this incident is too big, we have launched a public prosecution, but you don't have to be afraid, because you are a minor, at most you will be re-educated through labor for a year and a half......"

In the video, the fat brother's calm face and serious appearance of scaring children simply made netizens happy.

The funniest thing is that he took out the "police officer card" from his pocket seriously, he took it out and took it back very quickly, although the screenshot was still a little blurry after the pause, but this is rare for the vast number of netizens, and it was quickly compared by netizens, and the fat brother's "police officer card" turned out to be the room card and room card set of a five-star hotel in Pengcheng.

"Hey, 110? I reported with my real name that someone was pretending to be a police officer!"

"I'll just convince you to take a hotel key card and dare to say that you are a policeman. ”

"Fat brother, you look so handsome when you scare little pot friends. ”

"Fat brother, if you are addicted to drama, hurry up and make a movie. ”

"Fat brother, you are a public figure, can you pay attention to your image?"

Netizens said that it was a report, but it was all a joke, and no one really knew the official Weibo of the relevant departments, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that the reason why the fat brother did this was also to get "intelligence" from the mouth of the bear child, but netizens were making a fuss, and they really led out the official Weibo of the law enforcement agency.

Pengcheng Public Security: "Comrade Zhou, do you know the nature of your own behavior? Anyone who pretends to be a staff member of a state organ to deceive is sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, short-term detention, controlled release, or deprivation of political rights; where the circumstances are serious, a sentence of between 3 and 10 years imprisonment is to be given, and where people pretend to be people's police to swindle and deceive, they are to be given a heavier punishment in accordance with the provisions of the preceding paragraph. ”

As soon as the fat brother saw that the police were really coming, he didn't care if they were joking or serious, at least he had to have a good attitude, so he hurriedly replied with a correct attitude:

"I have been deeply aware of my mistakes, I hope that for the sake of my good attitude of admitting my mistakes, the organization will treat me leniently, and I will be cautious in my words and deeds in the future, set an example for the majority of netizens, and urge them not to make the same mistakes as me!"

"When I read your comment, I don't know why I want to laugh again. ”

"Set an example for us, do you think we're going to impersonate the police like you do?"

"I've never seen such a brazen person, obviously he committed a crime, and he dumped it at us innocent netizens. ”

"Those who dare to pretend to be police officers are either uneducated or doomsday fanatics, what kind of do you think you are, fat brother?"

"I think it should be uneducated, after all, everyone knows that the fat brother failed in the college entrance examination. ”

"Upstairs said yes, don't you slap your face?"

As soon as I saw that the official micro of the Pengcheng public security came out, the public security official micro of other cities also jumped out:

Modu Public Security: "We explained to the children for many years that we only catch bad guys, but we were ruined by your video......"

Beijing Public Security: "Fat brother, you owe an explanation to the children across the country." ”

Jiangcheng Public Security: "Just come and rub a few fans ......"

When netizens discussed on the Internet which official micro was the most down-to-earth, a group of old men were arguing around a pair of "graffiti" in an elegantly decorated and antique courtyard in Beijing.

"Such words, such words, are wasted!"

An old man with a white beard shook his head and sighed as he looked at the painting in front of him.

He is Zhu Minzhang, the president of the Chinese Calligraphers Association, and today this bureau is what he saved, to be precise, he was entrusted by someone, this person is none other than the old man Qi nicknamed "Qi Dashou", Qi Liren.

Poetry and books are not separated, although the old man Qi is a calligrapher, but in the poetry, he is also widely involved, after he received the gift of Zhou Ran, the more he looks at this Jiang Chengzi, the more he likes it, even if the word is ugly, but only the name of the word "Jiang Chengzi" makes him puzzled.

Because there is no Jiang Chengzi in the name of the word brand he is familiar with, this word has a special meaning for him, it is a eulogy sent to him by Zhou Bu, in order to make it clear, Qi Liren found a friend of the Chinese Poetry Association, and his friend also kept shaking his head, suggesting that he go to the president of their Poetry Association, but there is a premise that this poem cannot be said to be written by Zhou Bu.

Back then, Zhou Ran belittled their poetry association to worthlessness in the live TV broadcast, and Dou Shi also put two of their members in the hospital on the spot, but the association has always been worried about this matter.

Don't mention Zhou, how can you do it, Qi Liren is also a stubborn temper, and immediately found Zhu Minzhang, isn't our calligraphy association a good one?

"Okay, Lao Zhu, I said that I didn't say anything, just say the name of this word, who has heard of it?"

Qi Liren was impatient, he wouldn't give him a good face just because Zhu Minzhang was the president.

The old men next to them shook their heads and said they didn't know, and the men, women and children who came over behind them also frowned, looking like the fat brother really gave them a big problem.

"This poem has a total of seven crosses, seven sentences in each piece, and five flat rhymes, which seems to be a format that I don't seem to have in many works that I know. ”

Another old man said, pinching his chin.

"It's not much, it's not at all. ”

Qi Liren added that he had studied this poem the most among the people, and he had already gone through all the materials before he came, so he had no choice but to see if others could provide some ideas.

The group had been fooling around in the courtyard all day without an idea, and Qi Liren finally said helplessly: "If it really doesn't work, I have to ask Zhou." ”

"Don't!"

Several old men said in unison, and even Zhu Minzhang was unwilling.

"What don't you do, you can't do it yourself, and you don't allow me to ask people?!"

Qi Liren was angry when he heard it.

"Let's try again, try again. ”

Zhu Minzhang sneered, half of the calligraphers association is here, so many seniors still don't understand a small word name, they have to run to ask the original author, what is the original author, it's just a drama in the entertainment industry, is it spread out?

"I don't know anything, I'm ashamed, I'll give you three days, and I'll come to the door with gifts in three days!"

Qi Liren flicked his sleeves, carefully rolled up the fat brother's "Mobao" on the table, and snorted and walked away.

Everyone in the courtyard looked at each other.

"This old fox, as if he knows!"

"What's going on, it's our business?"

"Alas, I've fallen for this old boy!"

These guys are still capable, for a time the students of the Chinese Department ranked in China received an assignment about "Jiang Chengzi", the professor made a package ticket, wrote it, explained it, and wrapped it at the end of the term!

Young people are good at using the power of the Internet, and the post bar forum where various ancient poetry lovers gather on the Internet is all about Jiang Chengzi's discussion, everyone disassembles and pieces together the fat brother's Jiang Chengzi word by word, from format research to leveling, from word count discussion to meaning, and even some people offer a "high bounty", hoping that there will be a good thing for a brave man under the heavy reward.

As a result, they were all busy in vain, the students couldn't get the gold medal for avoiding death, Zhu Minzhang and the others also felt embarrassed, and Qi Liren finally found the fat brother.