Chapter 287: There is no most persecution, only more persecution
"How is it possible, just one glance at my physical exercises to learn the law?" Joseph's eyes widened, obviously he was just a hateful gorilla, why did he have such a strong learning ability!
At this time, the strong gorilla on the opposite side shook his head, and finally ...... They didn't see a human for the first time, and they learned a lot from humans.
"Arrogant, just the easiest warm-up!" Joseph gritted his teeth, then took a deep breath and began to perform the second form of "The Times is Calling", Shu Jing Pulse Fist.
Well, the name was coined by Joseph himself, in fact it is 'stretching'!
Joseph stood upright, then punched his hands upwards with his palms forward!
Next, half-squat and punch down with both hands at the same time, palms facing back. When you're done, stand up and punch upwards with both hands and punch down with both hands at the same time. After punching, the left foot is forward into a lunge, and at the same time, the arms are raised from front to side, the fist is palmed, and the head is raised slightly.
Done, restore upright. Take a deep breath and exhale a muddy breath!
The big gorilla glared at Joseph, and it scratched its head.
The corners of Joseph's mouth went up - the posture of the second pose is much more complicated than the first pose, the gorilla is just an orangutan after all, and the second pose can't be learned, right?
But at that moment, the strong orangutan did a backflip, stood upright, and then - punched up with both hands, palms forward!
Next, half-squat and punch down with both hands at the same time...... Finally, the strong orangutans are restored to erection. Take a deep breath and exhale a breath! Even the exhalation is learned by it.
Still the same as the first time, all Joseph's movements are perfectly replicated!
After doing it once. The strong orangutan looked unsatisfied.
Suddenly. It waved its hand vigorously.
Behind him. More than 50 gorillas seemed to receive a signal. They began to beat their hands and feet on the ground, and their mouths began to rhyme: "Roar, roar, roar!"
In the midst of this roar, the strong orangutan began to do the second set of 'stretching exercises' again.
And it's getting faster and faster!
The roars of more than 50 gorillas behind him are also getting faster and faster.
Eventually, the Mighty Orangutan did the second set of 'stretches' three times faster than Joseph.
The triple-speed beefty of the beety looks like a video fast-forward......
When you're done again, the strong orangutan raises its hands in the air.
Behind him, more than 50 gorillas cheered in unison......
The majestic orangutan spun like a king. Accept the cheers of the orangutans, and live the gorilla.
Finally, it turned around again, its lips moving slightly, its nostrils purging, and an orangutan version of its 'disdain' expression vividly appeared in front of everyone.
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Behind him, the people who were surrounded were completely confused.
They don't know what kind of expression to use to express their messy heart—a mixture of 70 percent fear, 10 percent depression, 10 percent surprise, and finally 10 percent bewilderment.
Miss Lu Fei asked cautiously, "Sister, is this ...... Do you want to dance?"
Sister Lu was silent for a moment: "It should be Dou Xiu Cao?" What kind of gymnastics is this?"
"It's "The Times Are Calling", I deliberately went to the Internet to check it. Miss Lu Fei replied.
When she saw the video posted by Zhuge Yue on the campus network. I went to the Internet to check which set of radio gymnastics Joseph did, and after comparison, it was determined that it was "The Times Are Calling".
Hey, thinking of Zhuge Yue, Lu Fei immediately searched carefully in the search for people - sure enough, Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang were not in the crowd!
There are also Song Shuhang, Tubo, Gao Moumou and his girlfriend Ya Zhu, who are also not in the crowd.
Lu Fei thought about it, before the plane crashed, Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang were trying to go to the cockpit to see Song Shuhang's situation.
It seems that several of them were separated with the head of the plane and the big team.
"The times are call......ing? How many sections are there in this set of gymnastics?" asked Sister Lu.
Lu Fei meditated in his heart and replied, "There are ten verses in total." ”
"Is there only ten sections...... Sister Lu looked around.
The circle of more than 50 gorillas is as tight as a bucket. Unless you put on your wings and fly out, there is no room to escape.
In this way, after this foreign uncle has done ten sessions of gymnastics, and the gorilla has finished gymnastics with him, it is time to attack again, right?
Somehow! Before Uncle Joseph finishes ten sessions of gymnastics, find a way to escape.
Sister Lu tried to calm herself down.
And while she was spinning her brain frantically, Joseph was already doing the fifth quarter of the 'chest expansion exercise'.
Because the strong orangutan was using the 'gymnastics acceleration' technique, Joseph took a breath and began to speed up the gymnastics as well. Therefore, in the blink of an eye, the fifth verse was achieved.
Sister Lu scratched her hair in distress: "Damn, in the face of absolute power superiority, no matter what strategy is useless." ”
No, if it goes on like this, Uncle Joseph's ten-session radio gymnastics will soon be finished!
At least find a way to delay the time first, so that I can come up with an idea to get out!
At this time, Lu Fei on the side suddenly shouted to the more than 20 surviving passengers: "Excuse me, is there anyone who can dance street dance or something?"
"Hip-hop?" the passengers were stunned at first, and then their eyes lit up!
Yes, the gorillas seem to be very good at mimicking human movements – as evidenced by the 'fighting gymnastics' of the Mighty Orangutan Society and Joseph.
In this way, maybe you can go up and dance street or something, and you can also attract the interest of the gorillas.
And...... Some of the movements of hip-hop are very difficult, and it is difficult for the gorilla's physique to imitate those movements. There are even some actions that may cause chaos among the gorillas and create a chance for everyone to escape!
"I will!" a voice rang out.
The crowd quickly looked towards the sound...... As a result, when he saw the black uncle who was tied up, he said proudly: "I am a hip-hop master!"
Well, the Black Uncles are probably good at hip-hop.
But it's useless for you to be a hip-hop overlord now. You're all tied up in brown. He was also held by a gorilla on a strong rope at the other end. No one dares to go up and untie you!
"Ahem, why don't you let me try. A slightly chubby man stood up and said with a wry smile: "I also learned hip-hop dance when I was young. ”
But then ...... After he joined the work, he never went out to dance street dance again. Because he has a family, and to support it, he can no longer be as crazy as a young man.
The once dexterous body has gradually become a little fat because of work, and the level of hip-hop dance. I don't know how much I was rusty......
"Come on, big brother!" At this time, the cute little Zhengtai encouraged the slightly chubby man.
The chubby man took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, gave himself courage, and walked behind Joseph.
After Joseph finished ten sessions of radio gymnastics, he went up and took over and did a few street dances to see if he could arouse the interest of the gorillas and imitate the dance.
It's best if it can get the gorilla interested, if not...... Needless to say, the ending is not to be said.
"I don't know my current body. What kind of movements can you make?" said the chubby man in his heart, and he secretly began to move his body.
Maybe. It would be the last time he danced in his life.
I can use the hip-hop dance I used to like as the end of my life...... Perhaps, it is also a good ending.
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A few minutes later.
Joseph completed the most important part of "The Time is Calling" at nearly eight times the speed.
He was speeding up desperately, and his hands were dancing out of the afterimage.
It is also thanks to his unremitting practice 30 times a day for more than a month that he can turn this set of "The Times is Calling" into the same energy, and can make such a fast speed.
The gorilla on the other side stayed there seriously, watching Joseph finish the action. Eight times the speed, and if it doesn't look closely, it will miss a few beats.
When Joseph finished, he panted and stared at the gorilla, silent.
After reading it, the strong orangutan thought for a while.
And then it stood up -- brush, brush, brush, and it finished the 'tidying motion' at ten times the speed.
After completing the 'tidying up campaign' at 10x speed, the strong orangutans continued to greet the cheers of the orangutan like stars.
Joseph sighed secretly.
"Shifu, I did my best. Joseph said.
It's a pity that he hasn't practiced qi yet, and he hasn't become a real martial arts master...... What a pity.
"Dude, well done. I'll take over next. At this time, the chubby man behind him silently stepped forward and patted Joseph on the shoulder.
Joseph looked at the chubby man suspiciously.
The chubby man stepped forward and faced the gorillas, and he reached out and made a defiant gesture of dancing.
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The strong orangutan looked at Joseph on the side suspiciously, and then at the slightly chubby man suspiciously.
At this time, the chubby man began to dance in the streets.
He used his life to dance what may be the last dance in his life, all kinds of movements that he didn't dare to do before, this time he was even able to play at a super level!
The chubby man felt that his dance was undoubtedly the best dance in his life.
Behind him, the surviving people let out cheers, which were an affirmation of his dance.
At this time, the strong orangutan tilted his head, and the puzzle on his face became more and more intense.
After a moment, it scratched its head.
Then, it patted a gorilla next to it that was slightly shorter than its counterpart, but no less strong.
The stocky gorilla stepped forward.
It rushed towards the chubby man who was still dancing!
And then...... It knocked the chubby man dancing unconscious with a single blow.
Then he took out the rope and skillfully tied him up......
The cheers of the crowd were suddenly cut off, and the people were dumbfounded...... I couldn't speak for a long time.
Hip-hop, unable to attract the curious imitation of gorillas?
Why can broadcast gymnastics arouse the curiosity of orangutans, why?
The stocky gorilla dragged the chubby man back into the herd.
Then, the majestic orangutan in front of him raised his hands and slapped his fist his chest, its gaze firmly fixed on Joseph.
The fighting spirit is awe-inspiring!
"Is it only desperate?" said Joseph.
Then, he yelled to embolden himself. Without hesitation, he rushed towards the strong orangutan......
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The other side.
Wenzhou City, Beluga Road, Song Shuhang's home.
Aunt Li's house next door suddenly moved yesterday, and it is said that there was a large amount of money to buy her house at a price that Aunt Li's family couldn't refuse at all.
The big guy couldn't wait to move in today.
The Yunwu Daoist hummed a song, carrying some small gifts in his hand, and walked towards Song Shuhang's house.
He rang the doorbell of Song Shuhang's house.
Soon, Song's mother came down and opened the door.
"Hello, who are you looking for?" Isn't this the seriously injured patient that Song Shuhang picked up a few days ago?
Later, the patient ran away overnight, and by the way, he also wrapped up a sheet from her house!
"Hello eldest sister, it's me, my name is Li Yun. The Yunwu Daoist showed a sincere smile: "A few days ago, thanks to the help of the little brother Shuhang, my injury recovered quickly, and this time I came to thank him." Also, I just recently bought a house in the neighborhood and we've been neighbors since today. ”
After that, the Yunwu Dao people enthusiastically handed over the exquisite little gifts.
After Mother Song accepted the small gift, she saw the honest smile of the Yunwu Daoist - and immediately had a good impression of him.
"It's good that people are here, what kind of gifts do you want to give! Come in and sit down." Mother Song smiled.
"Then I'll be polite to ask for a glass of water. "Yunwu Daoist continued to laugh, what did he come to the picture? The picture is to enter Song Shuhang's house, rub the 'enlightenment stone' on Song Shuhang's body, so as to break through the current five-grade small realm!
After entering the house, the Yunwu Dao people did not see Shuhang.
He smiled and asked casually, "Hey, isn't Shuhang Xiaoyou at home?"
"Oh, he went out on a trip with his dorm friends early this morning. It is said that they want to go abroad to a resort island to play, and young people are like this, and they can't stay idle during the summer vacation, and they always want to go out to play. Mother Song came up with tea and smiled.
Went to play...... And it's going abroad to play?!
Don't you want to be so coincidental!
The whole person of Cloud and Mist Dao was stupid.
Fortunately, he is also a monk who has lived for hundreds of years, although half of his life has been sealed. But he still has a lot of experience in improvisation.
When Song's mother didn't notice that he was in a daze, he had already continued to show a sincere smile: "Then when will he come back? I haven't even had time to thank him in person for the hurry I left last time." ”
"At least seven or eight days, at most ten days and half a month. Mother Song replied casually, Song Shuhang was talking about a seven-day vacation, but if she met that Yurouzi girl, maybe it would take a long time!
The corners of the cloud's mouth twitched.
Nima, he has patronized dozens of houses overnight these days, committed forty or fifty major theft cases, finally saved a sum of money, and couldn't wait to buy a house near Song Shuhang's house - he is so tired and tired, what is he trying to do?
The picture is the enlightenment stone of Song Shuhang a day earlier!
But now, the people of Cloud Dao feel that they will not love anymore. (To be continued.) )