When Xu Mang returned to the coast, it was already noon the next day, but Yang Xiaoman seemed to be still unsatisfied, and wanted to go shopping elsewhere, so he could only agree unconditionally to this woman's request, after all, he had a skin last night, and something happened to the skin.

She beat me half to death, too... She almost died in love, and then I thought that this woman could already swim, and she was martyred!

"Look at your expression, it seems..."

"I'm not convinced by my conditions?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang beside him, and said angrily: "Yesterday, my mother was very angry... Do you know what you're doing, and let me worry about it later, be careful that I'm really going to die with you!"

“...”

"Oops..."

"You kicked me into the sea, I can't skin it yet?" Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "Wife... Anyway, you still don't admit that you have a problem with your IQ? Why don't I give you another question? Test your IQ?"

"Fuck off!"

Yang Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang off the bed, the more he looked at this big pig's trotters, the more angry he became, and he couldn't wait to go up and take a few bites, since marrying him, he was angry every day, although... This big pig's trotters are very delicious to cook, but because they are delicious, I have gained five pounds.

Five pounds!

It takes two weeks to lose one pound of weight, and now five pounds... That's a full ten weeks.

"Really..."

"I have a question about economics. Xu Mang licked his face and came to Xiao Man's side, rubbing her head while asking gently: "For example, one day you are walking on the street and suddenly you see twenty dollars, two thousand rubles and five thousand yen on the ground, what should you do?"

"Stupid!"

"Of course, I picked up 5,000 yen, which is almost 300 yen. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "If you look at the dollar and ruble, they are about one hundred and forty and two hundred and twenty respectively, no matter how you think about it, you will pick up the yen." ”

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman, and didn't know what to do for a while, is it that the IQ of women after marriage is very low? Fear... The rest of the matter, Xu Mang didn't dare to think.

"Wife!"

"I swear... I will definitely research a smart drug!" Xu Mang swore that "even if I can't research a smart drug, I will never leave your side and protect you forever... After all, I'm married to you, and I have a responsibility and an obligation to do so. ”

Yang Xiaoman frowned, although these words sounded very moving, but he felt very weird, what is the research of smart drugs? If you can't do it, you will always protect the old lady? What does this mean? The IQ of the old lady is very low in disguise?

"Go away!"

"You're the smartest!"

"The whole world is finished with your cleverness. Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Am I not right? Isn't the exchange of 5,000 people more than 300? I know a lot more about currency than you, do you know how much the exchange between the yen and the Chinese dollar is?"

"I don't know!"

"But I'll pick them all up and put them in my pocket. Xu Mang smiled and said, "Look... Isn't that the truth?"

Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)

Oops...

This guy is a brain teaser!

What a jerk!

"Humph!"

"It's great to make a few brain teasers?" Yang Xiaoman said with a disdainful face: "Let me ask you... Who is the best tandem diving combination in the world?"

"Mother-in-law!"

"Because the two of them often fall into the water at the same time. Xu Mang said seriously.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and instantly began her stubbornness, and continued to ask: "What is the best not to drink after suffering a loss?"

"Water!"

"Because it's going to get dirty!" Xu said.

Yang Xiaoman pursed his lips, took out his mobile phone and began to search for brain teasers, and then saw a difficult one and asked, "Excuse me... Five to zero, 0 to two, and five to five, why?"

"Rock-paper-scissors!" Xu Mang smiled: "Wife... Don't look up, as long as you can find brain teasers online, I know the answer. ”

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

It's so angry!

This bastard is so shameless!

Xiao Man knew that her husband's memory was great and he won the first prize in the memory contest, but this bastard was so bored that he memorized some messy things.

But...

Think I won't be able to rule you like this, mother?

"Very good!" Yang Xiaoman nodded and said seriously: "Then I'll ask one last question, if the answer comes up, the money you won yesterday will be doubled, if you can't answer... I'm sorry, it's all confiscated!"

"Yes!"

"The brave are fearless!" Xu Mang said arrogantly.

Yang Xiaoman asked indifferently, "When was the first time we held hands?"

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

Yes?

What to do?

This... It's going to be cold!

"What's wrong?"

"Can't you answer?" Yang Xiaoman showed a wicked smile and said indifferently: "You big bastard... I'm sorry to be able to remember so much boring content, and as a result, remember the beautiful moments of the two of us... The old lady is going to confiscate your money. ”

"Ahem!"

"Wife... I found out that you are so beautiful lately!" Xu Mang quietly lay down beside Xiao Man, and said gently: "Let me hold you for a while..."

outcome

With such a simple hug, Xiao Man, who was still angry, was instantly swept away from all negative emotions, buried his shy little head in his chest, listened to the strong and powerful heartbeat, and said slightly: "Big villain... You're simply my nemesis, obviously I'm angry, mother, and as a result... Now there is no gas at all. ”

"Hey, hey, hey..."

"After all, we're husband and wife. Xu Mang pinched Xiao Man's handsome face, then kissed it, and whispered: "Pay back my hard-earned money!"

“...”

Just as Yang Xiaoman's emotions were brewing, the mobile phone that was suddenly placed on the side rang, and he glanced at the caller from Professor Smith, and hurriedly picked up the phone and asked, "Hey, Professor Smith... Is there something going on?"

"Xu Mang..."

"The head of the physics department at Princeton wants to use your mathematical model to solve some problems in M-theory. Professor Smith said, "I don't think there's anything to do, right?"

"Oh..."

"Then use it, I don't care. Xu Mang said expressionlessly: "Anyway... The core content of M theory is multidimensional space, which can almost be used... So where has he got? What if M-theory is just a mathematical dead end?"

"It's his own business. Professor Smith said seriously: "He has taken Theory M as his life's work, there is no turning back, he has been persisting for more than 20 years, since he proposed this ultimate theory of physics, he has been studying it." ”

"Oh..."

"It's good. ”

"I hope this scientist can stick to it. Xu Mang said sincerely: "Every field is a similar dilemma, there is no way to know whether what I am doing will be fruitful, whether it is correct, and sometimes I don't even have a goal." ”

"In the face of the success of others, doubt yourself, deny yourself, and then give up... There are too few people who can hold out for more than twenty years. Xu Mang sighed: "But the world is progressing because of this persistence." ”

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Professor Smith was stunned for a moment, and I have to say that Xu Mang's consciousness is very high, although he has contradictions with many people in the United States, but in the field of science, he still thinks from the perspective of the whole world, which is much better than many people.

At least...

More conscious than Gareth, the former doesn't care about his research findings being used by others, while the latter thinks about how to deceive.

"That's right. ”

"I forgot to tell you one thing, if he had made a new breakthrough in M theory, he would have won this year's Nobel Prize in Physics. Professor Smith said, "And I've heard a rumor lately... You will be nominated, but you will not win this year's Nobel Prize. ”

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "Why?"

"You have made a lot of people in the Western world feel disgraced. Smith said, "You know what I mean, unless you have the kind of research you did to discover gravitational waves again... Those Western worlds won't let you win an award in the same field twice in a row. ”

"Oh..."

"I'll hang up first. ”

Words fall,

Xu Mang hung up the phone, his expression a little serious.

Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang at this time, and didn't know what to do, so he asked cautiously, "Husband, are you okay?"

"They're going to trap me!"

"This year's Nobel Prize is just a nomination, but it won't let me win the prize, and those who oppose me have all planned it. Xu Mang frowned and said indignantly: "I can't let them succeed." ”

"Ugh..."

"Actually, the natural sciences are not very serious in this regard. Yang Xiaoman rubbed Xu Mang's head and comforted gently: "As long as you contribute enough, you will naturally win this award, and you may have to pay something." ”

What do you give?

What is the complete information of Xu Yang's institutional formula?

No!

But they spent a lot of effort to get it from themselves, and if it is known that what they have in their hands is only defective products, I am afraid that it will be difficult to cooperate in the future.

"What's wrong with you?"

"All of a sudden, your face is so bad?" asked Xiao Man.

"Huh?"

"No... It's nothing..."Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "Where are you going to play tomorrow?"

"Of course it's the Forbidden City!" Yang Xiaoman said hurriedly.

"Then you need to buy a Mercedes... I took a look at AMG's G63, and the full amount cost more than three million. Xu Mang said cautiously: "This car was bought... It doesn't deserve to be in my garage, and there are not enough parking spaces at home, so I spend three million a day to play... It's a bit excessive. ”

"Hey!"

"Are you crazy?"

"It's a little hot and can't be rubbed!" Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's cheek fiercely, and said angrily: "Do you think that I have no brains, old lady?"

"Hey, hey, hey..."

"It turns out ... Wife, your IQ is indeed not high. Xu Mang pressed Xiao Man under him, looked at the little red-faced goblin condescendingly, and said gently: "Anyway... It's time to add two names to your household register!"

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