Chapter 991: Fraud
"Okay, I'll take notice. Hua Banzhi nodded, but she didn't think so, this thing was not what she wanted, just like that.
"Auntie, I'm about to go to junior high school, can you teach me English!" Zhou Guangming raised his eyes and looked at Lin Xiyan and said.
"No problem. Lin Xiyan looked at Zhou Guangming and suddenly said seriously, "Teach you, don't go outside to talk about it." ”
"Why?" Zhou Guangming blinked his pure eyes and looked at him and said, "Uncle Chen has no problem learning English from you." ”
"Because that's work. Lin Xiyan pursed the corners of his lips and said, "And you can't, understand?"
"Got it, I'm not going to say it to the outside. Zhou Guangming looked at him and reassured, and suddenly remembered, "By the way, can they talk about it?"
"Little fool, big girls can learn from their father. Hua Banzhi looked at him and said with a smile.
"That's right!" Zhou Guangming nodded with a smile and changed the subject, "By the way, our school has begun to eliminate the four evils." ”
"What do you say?" Lin Xiyan asked, looking at him.
"Let's catch mice, and each of us will hand over ten sparrows and five rat tails. Zhou Guangming looked at him and said honestly.
"It's still a ration, so what if you can't hand it over?" Hua Banzhi asked worriedly, "If you catch mice, there must be more than one of your schools, how many students are there in the city, what if you can't hand in the task on time?"
"What should I do then?" Zhou Guangming suddenly became anxious.
"Is anyone home? Mother Bright is there?" a familiar voice came from the courtyard.
"Yo! It's Sun Jiachang's lover, Xi Xiuyun. Hua Banzhi quickly got up, hurriedly changed his shoes, and walked into the yard.
"You came early in the morning, is it urgent?" Hua Banzhi looked at Xi Xiuyun and asked.
"Isn't this in response to the policy of the higher authorities to eliminate the four evils? We must beat gongs and drums to drive away sparrows. Xi Xiuyun looked at Hua Banzhi and said with a smile, "Each family has one person." ”
"I'll come, I'll come. Lin Xiyan walked over and looked at Xi Xiuyun and said, "But if you beat the gongs and drums, we don't have so many tools!"
"It's as simple as taking your shakuhachi-long little rolling pin and basin, and then knocking on the basin. Xi Xiuyun said lightly.
"That's fine, it's evening, I'll do what I'm told. Lin Xiyan looked at her and said with a smile.
"That's it, I'm done, I won't bother you. Xi Xiuyun looked at the two of them and said, "I'm leaving." ”
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Zhou Guangming ran out and said, "Aunt Xi." ”
"What's wrong?" asked Xi Xiuyun with a smile as she looked at him.
"Aunt Xi, you have blown away the sparrows, what can we do with our mission?" Zhou Guangming looked at her and said anxiously, "The school asked each of us to catch ten sparrows and five mice. ”
"Then there's no way around it. Xi Xiuyun looked at him and said helplessly, "You have the task of catching sparrows, and we have the task of bombarding sparrows." Aunt Xi can't delay the task given to us by her superiors for your sake, right? Looking at him, he said helplessly, "There's no way, you can only figure it out by yourself." Looking at them, he said, "I'm gone, I won't bother you." The words fell, and he turned to leave.
Zhou Guangming looked at them with a broken face and said, "Then what should we do?"
"Let's go, let's eat first, and then we'll talk about it after eating. Lin Xiyan patted him on the shoulder and said.
The three of them returned to the house, sat down at the dining table, looked at him and said, "Don't be frustrated, you guys came back early, it would be good if you caught it earlier." ”
"But sparrows are not so easy to catch. Zhou Guangming pouted and said.
"Aren't these the four evils? Why are you fighting with sparrows? Catch mice, flies, and mosquitoes. Hua Banzhi looked at him and actively came up with ideas.
"But the teacher asked for it, I have to!" Zhou Guangming said helplessly as he looked at them.
"Well, if you don't, catch more rats, it's one of the four real evils. Hua Banzhi looked at him and said.
"But rats aren't easy to catch. Zhou Guangming thought for a while.
"Doesn't the teacher want a rat's tail? What about the two rat ears? You can also make up the number!" said Hua Banzhi with a smile as she looked at him.
"According to you, the rats still have four legs! Catch a mouse or two and you'll be fine. Lin Xiyan suddenly shouted, "Comrade Hua Banzhi, you are cheating." ”
"That, when I didn't say it. Hua Banzhi said weakly, lowered his head and said, "I'll eat." ”
"Don't listen to your mother!" Lin Xiyan looked at him and said seriously, "You can't deceive." ”
"I know. Zhou Guangming nodded obediently.
"If you can't hand over the task, let's catch mosquitoes and flies. The reason is that your mother is right, they are also the four evils. Lin Xiyan looked at him and said playfully, "You can't favor one over the other." He smiled again, "Fortunately, there are flies and mosquitoes in the south, so what can I do in the north?"
"That's right. Zhou Guangming smiled when he heard this, "If you really can't do it, catch the other four evils." ”
Hua Banzhi raised his hand and whispered, "I can help you with some medicine." ”
"You're making up for it!" Lin Xiyan looked at her and said funny.
"You say yes, that's it!" said Hua Banzhi obediently.
"Well, let's not take this as an example. Lin Xiyan put the shrimp in her spoon and said, "Hurry up and eat, otherwise it will be cold." ”
After eating, Lin Xiyan stood up and cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and said, "It's not early, I'll wash the dishes and chopsticks today, don't be late for school." ”
"Then I'll go first. Zhou Guangming returned to the bedroom, put on his schoolbag, and hurried away.
Lin Xiyan washed the dishes and chopsticks, sealed the briquette stove, and changed his clothes.
Hua Banzhi took out the medicine bag for insect and rodent extermination from the laboratory and placed it on the table of the Eight Immortals, with instructions for use.
Then he went out of the house with Lin Xiyan and went to work separately.
The first thing Hua Banzhi did when he arrived at the hospital was to report to Dean Qiao.
Dean Qiao is not surprised, he has experienced it once, and continues to 'do things according to the rules'!
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In order to eliminate the four evils, everyone naturally has a share, and all neighborhood committees and neighborhood offices have organized themselves.
Half-branched home from work with the tinkling noise along the way.
The streets and alleys are holding basins and sticks, knocking non-stop.
Hua Banzhi got off the bicycle, and happened to see Lin Xiyan holding the basin and a small rolling pin, and hurriedly said, "I'll go there!"
"Didn't we say I'd come in the morning?" Lin Xiyan looked at her and said in surprise, "Why did you change your hexagram, something?"
"I rode all the way back, and found that the sparrows were driven by women and children, and you are not a good old man among them!" Hua Banzhi hesitated for a moment and looked at him honestly.