Chapter 835: Humor in the Law
'Knock knock'.
There was a knock on the door from Yang Meng's small workshop.
"Who?" Yang Meng shouted from inside the room.
Wang Shaofang, who was at the door, tidied up his clothes, deliberately unbuttoned two buttons on his chest, revealing a little 'career line', and then said loudly: "Mr. Yang, it's me!
There was a sound of 'crackling' packing things in the small workshop, and after a while, the door opened, and Yang Meng showed her head: "Miss Wang, are you looking for Pan Peiyu?
Pan Peiyu was sitting inside, and when she heard Yang Meng's greeting, she tilted her head and asked, "Miss Wang, are you looking for me?"
Wang Shaofang glanced inside the small workshop through the crack in the door, but she really couldn't see the inside clearly, so she smiled: "Mr. Pan, I'm really not looking for you, I'm looking for Mr. Yang!"
"Looking for me?" Yang Meng was stunned: "Do you have something to do with me?"
"Actually, it's not a big deal, can we talk about it privately?" Wang Shaofang asked.
Yang Meng shook his head directly and said, "Since it's nothing big, let's not talk about it yet, I have important things to talk about with my apprentice, can I talk about it when I have time?"
Wang Shaofang's face was black, why are you like this? Don't you see that the collar of my clothes is lifted? Why don't you want to see me?
But she couldn't say this, she forced a smile and said, "Mr. Yang, that's the case, Xixiang said that you are also a doctor?"
"No, no, Miss Wang, I don't do anything, I'm an idle cloud wild crane. Yang Meng shook his head and said.
Wang Shaofang glanced at Yang Meng and said, "Mr. Yang, it may have been a misunderstanding when we met, but I apologized to you, and I found that you were very hostile to me?"
"Huh?" Yang Meng opened her mouth wide: "Miss Wang, we have never dealt with each other, and I have never been an enthusiastic person! If I am really hostile to you, I can't let you live in my house, right? Although you are my daughter-in-law's best friend, but after all, the two of us are just starting to contact me, I can't be too enthusiastic about you, I don't know if you have any misunderstanding of the word 'hostile'? I can't just hug you as soon as I see you, right?"
Wang Shaofang smiled slightly after hearing this: "You can kiss it, the veneer ceremony is a normal thing in our place." ”
Yang Meng pointed to the earth: "This is the Han Kingdom." I don't think you met someone before you went to the Stars and Stripes, did you?"
Wang Shaofang asked rhetorically: "Mr. Yang, don't you like Chinese?"
Yang Meng frowned: "Miss Wang, why do I think you are hostile to me now? Why do you put such a big hat on me? I am a well-known 'friend all over the world', how come I hate Chinese when I come to you? If you say this, you can drown me with saliva, okay? Are you okay? If it's okay, I'll go in." My apprentices and I still have things to do. ”
Wang Shaofang has never felt so helpless. Why is this person so difficult to deal with?
As a result, before she could speak, Yang Meng complained first: "I think I'm a good person to deal with people, why is it so difficult to communicate with you?"
Wang Shaofang almost exploded in anger------ is this what I want to say, okay?
She took a deep breath to adjust her emotions, and just as she wanted to speak, she heard Zete's voice: "Honey, someone is looking for you!"
"Looking for me?" Yang Meng was stunned.
"I don't know, I say it's a friend of your corrupt country!
Zet shouted.
Yang Meng was stunned for a moment, and then said to Wang Shaofang: "Look, Miss Wang, I have friends all over the world! I don't know who is here! Don't sit in it, come with me to have a look!"
After hearing this, Pan Peiyu and Di Wei put the documents in their hands into a small safe and locked them before they came out. Yang Meng smiled at Wang Shaofang: "I'm sorry, outsiders are not allowed to enter here." I'm going to lock the door. ”
"Oh. I'm sorry!" Wang Shaofang apologized and gave up a good position, Yang Meng closed the door, and after the password lock was automatically locked, Yang Meng and the others returned to the house.
As a result, as soon as he arrived at the edge of the pool, Yang Meng was stunned, good guy, why did so many cars come?
Then he saw the people standing next to the car and smiled: "Hugh, Susan, why are you here?"
It turned out that it was Hugh and Susan who stood in the most conspicuous position, and Long Xixiang was also a little curious: "Mengmeng, who is this?"
Hugh greeted Long Xixiang very gentlemanly and opened his mouth to introduce himself in Chinese, which is not fluent: "I am the current husband of Yang Meng's ex-girlfriend. ”
The scene was silent. Everyone looked at Yang Meng together.
Yang Meng had the heart to cry: "Hugh!
Hugh was stunned for a moment: "My uncle, my father is an only son, and so am I." I have two older sisters and a younger sister, and by the way, to introduce you, this is my sister Viola Grosvenor. ”
Yang Meng saw the girl standing next to Susan: "Why are you still here to attack suddenly?
Hugh said helplessly: "I want to inform you, you tell me how to inform you? I waited for you in Magadan for a long time, but you were fine, and after you went, you didn't stay for a few hours and ran away, by the way, you know a Russian man named Vasa, right?"
Yang Meng nodded: "Yes, I know him, and you know him too?"
Hugh nodded and said, "He is a friend of Alexander's father, and he is also waiting for you in Magadan, and he also wants to introduce you to a friend, which is the famous Russian wrestler Alexander Valerin." We didn't even wait for you!"
Yang Meng's face was black: "Eh, it's all my fault, I was already like an arrow at that time." For some reason, I miss my family and children so much, and to tell you the truth, I couldn't stay a minute at that time!"
"Because of the child who lost his parents, right?" Hugh asked.
Yang Meng nodded: "It seems that you have really seen Vasa, or the parents of the little foreigner he found someone to help bury him。。。。。。 Damn, what are we doing standing here? Get inside!"
Hugh blinked: "I want to eat hot pot!"
As a result, Viola Grosvenor on the side covered her face and screamed: "Don't!"
Yang Meng was stunned: "What's the matter?"
Susan smiled: "From the time we separated until now, there hasn't been a day without eating hot pot." ”
Yang Meng scratched his head: "Hugh, don't laugh at anyone from your rotten country and Tsarist Russians, they are all ruthless characters!" Forget it, let you taste authentic Chinese food, let Sister He work hard, don't deal with it tonight, this is a distinguished guest!"
Long Xixiang poked Yang Meng: "You still haven't said who this is after talking for a long time!"
Yang Meng asked Hugh rhetorically: "Hugh, can I disclose your identity?"
Hugh smiled and said, "You really know." ”
Yang Meng smiled bitterly: "
I don't think I know, I can tell me who you really are?"
"Of course, we're all friends, aren't we?" Hugh nodded.
Long Xixiang was puzzled and asked, "What kind of dumb riddle are you playing?"
Yang Meng introduced: "This Hugh Grosvenor is the seventh Duke of Westminster in the corrupt country, and one of the richest people in the whole corrupt country. It is also the so-called 'aristocracy' of the Eight Classics. The one next to him was naturally Countess Susan Grosvenor. ”
Susan laughed, "I prefer to call me Susan Robert." ”
Di Wei was puzzled and asked, "Master, the richest person in the Rotten Country should be their royal family, right?"
Yang Meng shook his head: "The royal family of the corrupt country has a fart money! That is the existence of a mascot, the Buckingham Palace where they live now, including the Belgravia district where the Buckingham Palace is located, are all owned by the Grosvenor family! Half of London, 0.22% of the entire land area of the corrupt country is his! There are still 100,000 acres of land on the Scottish side, and 32,000 acres on the Spanish side, this is not counting other real estate investment projects, let me tell you this, the biggest landlord on the planet is probably this guy now!"
Pan Peiyu also said: "Well, if according to the laws of the corrupt country, the swans of the corrupt country and the whales in the territorial waters are royal, and those can also be sold for some money." ”
Di Wei blinked: "There is such a strange law?"
Yang Meng answered Di Wei's question while beckoning everyone into the room: "The country with the most strange laws in the world is a corrupt country, of course, many laws have clauses but no one takes them seriously, more like decorations. For example, there is a clause that 'no death in the parliament building', and it is said that there is a law because once you die in the parliament building, a state funeral will be held, but in fact, there are people who die in the parliament building due to sudden illness, but in the end, no state funeral is held, and of course he is not held legally responsible. ”
"Can you do this?" Di Wei was dumbfounded.
Yang Meng pointed at Pan Peiyu and said: "But Pan Peiyu is really serious about the swans, the wild swans on the Thames River and its tributaries are all royal property, and every year the royal family will send people to count the number of swans; by the way, a law was passed a few years ago, which clearly stipulates that ordinary people's pets cannot be flown with animals running out of the royal house; London is not allowed to slap the mats placed at the door after eight o'clock in the morning; it is forbidden to sell alcohol to people who are already drunk。。。。。。 These are relatively easy to understand, and there are some incomprehensible things, such as 'it's illegal to touch salmon with your hands in suspicious situations', but what is a 'suspicious situation'? and it's illegal for a woman in Liverpool to be topless in a public place, unless it's an employee working in a tropical fish shop. ”
"Why a tropical fish store?" Di Wei was confused.
"Who do you ask me to ask?Are you afraid of getting your clothes wet?" Yang Meng spread his hands: "There are also some inexplicable laws, such as 'you can't wear armor in the Capitol', 'You can't ride a cow when you're drunk', 'No bets in the library', 'Don't run away when you ring the doorbell', 'If you deliberately cause a nuclear explosion, it's a crime'。。。。。。 ”
Di Wei was dumbfounded: "Master, are you joking at the last one?"
Yang Meng asked Hugh and got the answer, and then turned around and told Di Wei: "Hugh told me just now that this is really not a joke, this is written in their constitution." ”
"In the future, who is so special, and besides, the rotten country has no sense of humor, I will slap his face with a big mouth!"