There are a lot of movies that want to make food during the Spring Festival, but there are not many people who have the ability or confidence to get a piece of the pie, except for "East Becomes West", the other four movies are a big production!

The big production here refers to the appearance fee of the star, which is destined to be the cost of film production will not be too high, but these movies do not rely on the plot to win, and there is no money to learn from Hollywood to play special effects, that scene, the fat brother thinks it must be beautiful just thinking about it.

The fat brother didn't do any red carpet, and quietly touched the backstage with the crew members and the main actors, and the media in the audience were all ready, waiting for all the main creators of the crew to appear on stage.

"Why are all the people holding signs on the scene your fans!"

Ou Zhengqing glanced at the situation off the stage and looked at the fat brother and said dissatisfied, and the rest of the unknown little actors also took a peek and peeked at it, and saw that the signs under the stage were all disgusting support cards such as "fat brother" and "love fat life", not to mention how envious I was.

"It shows that I am popular. ”

The fat brother said calmly while playing with his mobile phone, Wu Kuan was reporting to him on the preparations for that big project.

"You're a fart! Obviously, you took half of the tickets for the premiere and gave them to your fans, otherwise you're so scheming!"

Ou Zhengqing gritted his teeth and said, thinking that he might become a comedian in two hours, he panicked.

"Almost, let's go. ”

The fat brother glanced at the time, put away his mobile phone, stood up and straightened his clothes.

He and Ou Zhengqing are both old fritters, and the other new actors are all excited, some have stepped on the heels of the people in front of them, and some have walked with the same hands and feet......

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome everyone to the premiere of "East Becomes West", I am the host, first of all, let us use the warmest applause to invite all the main creators of "East into West", applause, please ......"

Then I saw Wang Zhi in a formal suit, a fat brother with a smile on his face, Ou Zhengqing with a stiff smile, and a string of actors who followed him walked from the side of the stage to the center of the stage and stood still, waving to the fans in the audience with a smile, or cooperating with the media to take pictures.

Reporter: "Fat brother, do you think the new movie can achieve the same results as "Infernal Affairs"?"

Fat brother: "It's hard to say. ”

"There are rumors that your studio is ready to sign Ou Zhengqing, is it true?"

Fat brother: "It's all said to be rumors, so it must be false." ”

"Fat brother is said to be generally not optimistic about this movie in the industry, do you have anything to say about this?"

"You said that it was said, and it doesn't matter whether other people are optimistic or not, as long as the audience thinks it's good-looking, everyone says it's not!"

"Yes!"

"Fat brother, we support you!"

The last sentence of the fat brother was said to the audience, and the fans immediately shouted.

The reporter wanted to ask again, but the fat brother hurriedly pulled the other actors over: "Don't keep staring at me and asking, there are so many people on stage!"

As he spoke, he stuffed the microphone into the hand of the newcomer next to him, and he moved it to the side, and the artist who received the microphone was full of emotion, he was still suspicious of the sinister intentions of the fat brother in sending fans movie tickets in the background just now, but he didn't expect the fat brother to take care of a senior of the newcomer so much, he is simply not a thing!

The fat brother thinks that the people standing on the stage today are all crew members anyway, and whoever interviews is not an interview can contribute to his movie, and the most important thing is that he is too lazy to explain to reporters what they have and what they don't, so let's use the box office to talk in the end.

The reporters were not happy and had no choice, they caught these artists who had just appeared for about ten minutes and then did a hasty matter, and they confiscated people's red envelopes, and they were not interested in this kind of rookie embarrassment.

After the fat brother and the other actors sat in the front row, the host made a string of scenes, and the lights in the venue slowly dimmed, and the movie was about to start.

"Director: Wang Zhizhou, not

Screenwriter: Zhou is not

Music: Not Zhou

Starring: Zhou Otherwise, Ou Zhengqing ......"

After the factory logo was released, a series of names of Zhou Ran suddenly won the full cheers, and the fat brother was still in the same style as always, and he would never give money to outsiders for the work he could do......

In order to avoid the audience being confused, Fat Brother made a lot of changes to the script, and a narration was inserted at the beginning of the movie, a fictional dynasty was fictionalized, and the starring actors and the main plot in the film were roughly introduced.

"God is jealous of talents! Now is my generation of beautiful men - Hong Qi, the last day of living in this world, I absolutely can't accept the blow of this broken love!"

"Come on, hero...... Come on, come on, come on!"

"Hero, are you alright. I'm sorry, but the position you were standing in was so handsome, so I couldn't help but kick it, I haven't kicked it so well in a long time!"

............

The whole screening hall has become a sea of joy, and the upgraded laughter is more in line with the audience's taste, and the burden is so dense that the audience doesn't even have time to drink saliva, and they don't dare to drink it, for fear that there will be a danger of spraying out at any time......

Especially when Hong Qi dragged Ouyang Feng to commit suicide, the audience was almost laughing, patting their thighs and chairs one by one, regardless of their image.

Although the crew and leading actors in the front row have all seen this film, they still think it is funny when they watch it again, and the louder the audience laughs, the more bleak the expression on poor Ou Zhengqing's face becomes.

It's over, and after this film, I guess a lot of people will come to me to make this kind of nonsensical comedy.

It doesn't matter if other actors are there, the most important thing is for someone to find themselves to film, as for broadening the acting path, it is too far away for them.

Jiang Wu is a professional film critic and a supporter of the academic or artistic film style, before coming to watch "East Becomes West", he was ready to criticize, with the purpose of provocative, with a judgment gaze.

At first, he was still writing and drawing in the small notebook, but when he looked at it, the little notebook was put away unconsciously, and he laughed out loud like an ordinary audience.

It wasn't until the movie was over that the main creator of the crew came to the stage to thank him, and Jiang Wu patted his head in annoyance: "I went to watch the movie patronically, how can I write this movie review when I go back!"

Taking advantage of the chaos at the scene, Jiang Wu quickly slipped out quietly and went straight to the ticket hall, where there was already a long queue for ticket sales.

"Beauty, come to a ticket for the most recent "East Becomes West". ”

Finally, it was Jiang Wu's turn, Jiang Wu pointed to the electronic screen above and said urgently.

"Excuse me sir, I'm out of tickets for today. ”

The beautiful woman at the ticket window is smiling.

"Sold out? How is it possible, I don't see that there are many people in front of me who have bought tickets for "East Becomes West"!"

Jiang Wu was not happy when he heard it, I waited in line for so long and you told me it was sold out?

"Yes, because the movie tickets for "East Becomes West" were booked online yesterday, so those who buy tickets on the spot today can only watch other movies, do you want to watch "The Legend of the Blind", which is also a comedy!"

The beauty who sold tickets in the cinema explained patiently, and by the way, she also helped Jiang Wu recommend another comedy for the Spring Festival.

"No, thank you!"

Although he wanted to explode foul language, Jiang Wu still held back, squeezed out a stiff smile and then turned around and left the team.

Without taking two steps, a middle-aged man with a baseball cap cautiously approached, dragged Jiang Wu and whispered, "Friend of the basin!"

Jiang Wu turned his head and threw the middle-aged man a puzzled look.

The middle-aged man in the baseball cap looked around left and right, and then smiled obscenely: "Pot friend, do you want a ticket for "East Becomes West"?"

............

Jiang Wu sat in the screening hall again, looked down at the ticket stub in his hand, and then remembered the three hundred oceans that had just been separated from him, Jiang Wu finally couldn't help but burst out: "MMP!"