As soon as these words came out, Ye Tian laughed.

Jiang Shuying hurriedly pulled Radi Gerba, and Di Lieba was stunned for a moment, only to know that he had said the wrong thing, and his little face turned red all of a sudden.

Ye Tian laughed on the side and received: "Yes, yes, I will be responsible for it to the end." ”

The sailors also laughed when they saw it.

"Dilireba is so lovely. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Laugh at the fart, don't you see people eating delicious food and drinking millions of red wine to show affection to beautiful women and celebrities!

"MLGB, which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned!

"That's the anchor has the ability, if you don't accept it, you will go!!! I can't starve you!"

“666666666”

"Hahaha, awesome!

System: Extra Mission Progress: 60/100!Third Course: Grilled Crocodile of Barilla!Reward: 100w cash!

Ye Tian was stunned, ouch,! There can still be such a reward, just stuff 1 million cash to me.

"System, don't you know what to give, and then give me a million cash!" Ye Tian said in his heart.

System: "You don't want it?"

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Don't mind! No matter how small the mosquito is, it's still meat! I just smiled and smiled, haha!"

Looking back at the poor sailors, Ye Tian said with a smile: "Hey, two days ago, the anchor went to think about food, and he didn't tell jokes to the sailors, so it's better to tell you a few now!"

When the sailors heard this, they immediately became interested.

Ye Tianyin sighed twice, and then said: "In the past, there was a female spy who was arrested by the enemy, and then the enemy forced her to be written by her own chief, leading the chief to take the bait, and forced to be helpless, the female spy could only write, but after the female spy finished writing, she secretly pulled out a hair from her private parts and clamped it in the letter, and after the chief saw the letter, he thought for a long time! Then it suddenly dawned on her! Say two words: conspiracy!"

“6666666666”

“666666666666”

"Talent, hahaha!"

"Poof, hahahaha! conspiracy!6666666!"

"I'm laughing at me,!!"

Ye Tian cleaned up his emotions and continued: "I'll tell you a real thing next, just two years ago, I went home and passed by a small car at night, there was a pair of men and women sitting in the car, it looked very hot, the clothes were stripped naked, the woman's expression was very uncomfortable, as if she was dying of lack of oxygen, the man was doing artificial respiration mouth to mouth, human life was at stake, I felt that I found a brick and smashed the glass of the car, and the man and woman immediately jumped out and lived for a long time, and kept shouting who it is! But I've already gone away, spreading positive energy, and filling the world with love, don't ask me who I am, I'm Lei Feng's brother!

"Hahaha, anchor, you're dying!"

"666666, you're going to laugh labor to death. ”

"MLGB, stinky boy! You were the one who smashed the glass of my car back then!!, let me catch you!"

"Hahahaha, 66666666!"

"It can't really happen!"

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Ahem, the anchor just told a joke, it's not a real thing, it's not a real thing, the weather is good today, let's talk about two more anchors." A bus drove along a rugged mountain road. As it gets dark, the man in the car wakes up from his sleep...... Suddenly, he found that all the tourists in the car were gone, even the driver had disappeared, and the car was driving slowly along the mountain road! The man trembled and shouted loudly: There are ghosts! Suddenly there was a voice outside the car window, there is your head, the car is broken, we are all pushing below, and you are sleeping alone. ”

“666666”

“66666666”

"Yes, haha. ”

"The neighbor's little sister came to play at home, and the little nephew was so happy that he took out his treasured nutrition express, poured a glass for the little girl, and then took a small point for himself with the bottle cap, and clinked glasses with the little girl... After drinking, the little nephew pretended to be drunk, his body was crooked, the little girl was very happy, and laughed at him: "This is milk, not wine, you won't get drunk." The little nephew replied, "It was the dimple on your face that made me drunk," and the little girl laughed even more happily. I was stunned when I watched from the side... ”

"Hahaha, 66666!"

"No wonder you've been single all your life. ”

"Are children so precocious now?"

“6666666666.”

Ye Tian shook his head with a smile and said, "Okay, the joke is over, the time is almost up, everyone will see you tomorrow." ”

After closing the live broadcast room, Ye Tian lay lazily on the bed, but fortunately, he was busy for so long and did not disappoint himself.

Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba then also lay down.

This is the first time that Ye Tian has been awake and lying with Jiang Shuying Di Lieba like this, and he either fainted or fell asleep first.

That's really it, and I'm a little embarrassed.

Ye Tian turned his head to look at the two, the atmosphere was a little awkward, just when Ye Tian was a little at a loss, Jiang Shuying moved towards Ye Tian, next to Ye Tian, and reached out to hug Ye Tian's stomach.

When Di Lieba saw it, he pouted and came up with an unconvinced look.

Ye Tian couldn't stand it now, this happiness came too suddenly, Ye Tian suddenly seemed to remember something, the clothes on his body were worn when he came, so in his trouser pocket....

Ye Tian slowly moved his hand, put his hand in his trouser pocket and touched it for a long time, but he didn't find it.

"Eh!~ I remember that it was in this trouser pocket!!Why is it gone!" Ye Tianzheng muttered.

Jiang Shuying suddenly asked, "What are you looking for?"

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "It's nothing, my thighs are numb." ”

Jiang Shuying covered her mouth and smiled, and then said, "You don't want to find that thing, do you!"

Ye Tian's body was shocked, and he hurriedly said: "How is it possible! What do you think! Ouch, my feet, ouch no, I'm too tired, I'm going to sleep." ”

Ye Tian closed his eyes as he spoke, but Ye Tian regretted it in the next second.

", Ye Tian! Aren't you usually so dragged, why did you drop the chain at a critical moment!It's really useless!" Ye Tian scolded himself in his heart.

Jiang Shuying watched Ye Tian really go to sleep, and also closed his eyes.

After a long time, Ye Tian suddenly woke up, and after waking up, Ye Tian was surprised to see that Jiang Shuying was staring at him at this time, and Jiang Shuying's hand had been put into his pants.

Ye Tian's head exploded as soon as he buzzed, and there was an instant reaction below.

Jiang Shuying was stunned and startled: "Okay... Big. ”

Ye Tian couldn't care about anything at this time, stretched out his hand and began to swim back and forth on Jiang Shuying's body, Jiang Shuying pursed his lips with his eyes closed, seeing that Ye Tian was even more prosperous.

Unconsciously, Ye Tian's hand was placed on Jiang Shuying's charming thighs, and Ye Tian had long wanted to touch these white and tender thighs.

Tonight finally got his wish, and then Ye Tian became more courageous, and slowly put his hand into Jiang Shuying's shirt, this was the first time Ye Tian touched a woman's white rabbit, Ye Tian found it very soft and comfortable.

Jiang Shuying suddenly couldn't help but gasp twice, which really made Ye Tian dizzy and couldn't find the north.