57 You are so fat that I can't hold it

"We've stolen several houses in the past two days, big brother, why didn't the police look for us?"

The traffic light combination is happy with you, me, and him, while taking the time to ask the fat brother.

"Do you know whose house it was stolen yesterday?"

The fat brother said with a smile.

"Rich people! Poor people who put so much cash in their homes!"

"Well, almost. Do you remember what you promised me?"

"Well, go back to school! But big brother, I really don't want to go back to school, the teachers say I'm too stupid, and going to school is a waste of family money, and my dad works so hard every day to farm and work for people!"

Xiao Huang said with a bitter face.

"School grades are only one aspect, you will learn a lot of principles of life and rules of doing things in school, and the most important thing is that the school will be like a protective shield, so that you can protect you before you have the ability to distinguish between right and wrong!"

"Big brother, you must have gone to school a lot, right?"

"Big brother, I just haven't been to school, that's why I can't do things so well! I made it my mistake to let you steal things, I apologize to you! Also, I will come to check regularly in the future to see if you have honest classes in school!"

The fat brother touched Sanxiao's heads one by one, and teased: "Remember to dye your hair back first, it's like a traffic light." ”

Before leaving, the fat brother also sent an anonymous text message to the wife of the main house in Macheng, telling her that one day her husband said that he would have a meeting in the evening, so he would go to that community to find someone.

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The big taxpayers in Aoba Town can't stand it, the boss Ma Cheng's house is restless, and his wife is clamoring for a divorce and dividing the family property, in addition to the boss being troubled by his wife, several other embezzlements and bribes and private guns were all taken down by a thief, and the news can only be on the entertainment version of this kind of thing.

But looking at this posture, it was not cleaned up before the year, and the school affairs can only be said after the new year.

The fat brother is definitely out of the way for this Spark School, and it is not easy to take so many people in.

However, there must be a price to bear the consequences in advance of doing anything, even if the fat brother doesn't get them, it will be a matter of time before these people wear silver bracelets.

After returning to Pengcheng, the first thing that the fat brother thought about was to buy a car, considering that he might often have to run in the mountains, so he needed an off-road vehicle, and every month he would go to the welfare home to deliver things to his younger brothers and sisters, so the trunk must be big!

Fat brother looked around, didn't find too suitable, either the car is small, or the car is expensive, when I was about to go back home to check the information, I saw a monster with exaggerated size in a 4S store called Taishan opposite, which attracted the attention of the fat brother!

When you look closer, the car gives him an even more shocking feeling, with a diamond-cut front face, chrome air intakes in the grille, and a towering mountain top hidden inside the diamond-shaped logo.

Seeing that a guest finally came to the door, the sales staff in suits and leather shoes greeted him with a smile on his face: "Good afternoon, if you like it, you can sit in it and feel it!"

"Can you tell me about the car?"

The fat guy patted the hood and looked sideways at the salesman.

"This Taishan S1 was only launched last week, a full-size ultra-luxury SUV, 1.92 meters high, 5.2 meters long, equipped with a V8 engine block, 6.2L displacement is absolutely strong!"

Saying that, the sales opened the door and continued: "You can see that the seat layout inside is 2+2+2, the back two rows can be electrically reclined, and the intelligent system on the car is also ......."

"Well, it's all good, but the workmanship in this car feels a little rough. ”

The fat brother sat in the driver's seat and looked at the interior of the car.

"Isn't it rough? Tarzan used to make pickup trucks!"

I don't know when another guest came next to him, and picked up the fat brother's words.

"Then this car is also non-load-bearing?"

The fat brother raised his eyebrows and looked at the sales and asked.

The sales secretly cursed the talkative customer next to him, and reluctantly admitted: "Yes." ”

"That's it!"

The fat brother slipped out of the car and closed the door, and the sales thought that the fat brother didn't want it, and suddenly his heart was cold.

"That's it, how much?"

The fat guy asked, pointing at S1.

"That's it...... Sir, you're saying you're going to buy this S1, right?"

The sales were unbelievable, and the volume was raised unconsciously.

Taishan wants to transform into an SUV, in order to change the market's positioning of their pickups, but also deliberately put the 4S shop and the brand of the family car together, but the store has been open for more than half a year, except for a few customers who asked them if they sell pickups, is selling cars, this is the first time!

As soon as the manager of the 4S store heard that the deal was finally going to be made, he rushed down from the upstairs in a hurry, and swore that he would give the fat brother the lowest discount!

The price of this S1 body is 520,000 after discount, plus the purchase and vehicles and ships, and the landing is almost 650,000!

The "native" people of this planet must think that this car is not worth it, but the fat brother, an outsider, thinks it is worth it! 650,000 to buy a V8, and it is so big, how cost-effective!

Carefully parked the car downstairs at home, and picked out the mud spots on the side wings, and the fat brother turned around and went upstairs step by step.

"We, the people, I'm so happy today......"

When the fat brother was humming a little song and wearing an apron to work in the kitchen, Miss Han came home.

"Yo! Did you eat magpie poop today?"

Han Yuyun picked up an apple on the dining table, leaned against the kitchen door and clicked and nibbled.

"Looks like someone doesn't want to eat today. ”

The fat brother said that he washed his hands and took off his apron and was ready to pick a pick.

"Fat brother, you are busy first, I was wrong, I was wrong, did the fat brother eat apples?"

As she spoke, Han Yuyun handed over the half-bitten apple.

After the meal, the fat brother came out after washing the dishes and saw Han Yuyun standing on the electronic scale with a sad face.

The fat brother curiously wanted to take a look, but Han Yuyun was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and he was not allowed to look at it with his teeth and claws!

"Hey, aren't you fat, don't you have a point in your heart when you touch your belly?

The fat guy started stirring up trouble again.

Han Yuyun touched her belly, and it was really big!

Glaring hatefully at the fat brother gloating on the side: "You can die if you don't speak?" Did you deliberately raise me fat?!"

"What's in it for me if you're fat, and now you can't afford to sell pork......"

"Zhou, otherwise, I think you're tired of it!"

After speaking, Miss Han pounced on the fat brother.

"Bite again! Han Yuyun, are you a dog! Get me down!"

Han Yuyun's legs were sandwiched around the fat brother's waist, and it was a bite to grab his shoulder!

The fat brother tripped on the sofa, and his feet were unstable, so he and Han Yuyun fell on the sofa.

Han Yuyun was pressed under the fat brother and maintained the posture just now.

Looking at each other, the atmosphere in the room was extremely beautiful, and Han Yuyun seemed to be able to hear his heartbeat!

"You ......"

Both spoke at the same time.

"Let's talk about it first. Miss Han's face flushed as if she was drunk.

"You...... I'm so fat that I can't even hold it!"

The fat brother said bluntly.

Miss Han's eyes narrowed into slits, revealing a dangerous light......

The neighbors of the whole building heard the screams coming from the unknown floor, that is a mad man!