Chapter 253: Thick resentment
What are the provocations that don't know the sky, the man before was just because he was showing himself in front of the girl he liked, but he was easily seduced by Zhang Yang, who had the blessing of skills, and the two girls were easily seduced, and it was certain that he felt uncomfortable, but he didn't go to Zhang Yang's trouble without asking, and it was already his limit to be able to say the provocative words just now.
In fact, to put it bluntly, his small body is not good, his skin is whiter than Zhang Yang, his height is shorter than Zhang Yang's, his hair is longer than Zhang Yang's, his body is thinner than Zhang Yang's, and even his eyes are not public.
And Zhang Yang's introduction was suddenly interrupted in the middle of the process before, and He Xiaoman, who didn't understand too well, was also a little puzzled by what the man said just now, although she was eager to go up and kick the man now, and dared to make trouble with her man, and the kick was light.
"Brother Yang, why isn't that hat worn by Emperor Wanli?"
As the patriarch of the entire live broadcast room, Zhang Yang was suddenly scolded, and the fans were naturally unhappy, but who let them not be in this place, if they were, it is estimated that they would have been sprayed a long time ago, but in the same way, most people are also wondering why the hat that only the emperor can wear is not worn by Wanli, is it just to look good?
"Come on, come on, cigarettes, melon seeds, beer, and toilet paper are ready, Brother Yang, please start your story. ”
"Poof, what the hell is toilet paper?"
"Does anyone want a bench? The latest arrival of the green small bench with holes, don't miss it when you pass by, you can do it under the buttocks, and you can protect it from the rain on your head. ”
"Brother Yang, come on, I think such a cowhide hat should be worn on the head of the most cowhide emperor. ”
"Wait, upstairs, your little green bench with a little hole, how big is the hole, is it three centimeters in diameter?"
"I suddenly understood something, 2333 I'll help the sisters ask, what is the height of this little bench, is there a handrail on it, is there a card slot?"
"Woo~~~~~ Woo woo~~~~ The train is coming, hurry up and get on the train. ”
"Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble, let's listen to Brother Yang's story first, let's talk about these things in the forum in private, haha." ”
And Zhang Yang came to the next cultural relics booth in his goal, and while looking at the beautiful, dignified, noble, and rare cultural relics inside, he glanced at He Xiaoman beside him.
"Xiao Man, how about you say that when we get married, how about making it a Chinese-style wedding? When the time comes, I will order a set of phoenix crown and xia cloak for you, so that you can enter my Zhang family beautifully. ”
He Xiaoman was still waiting for Zhang Yang's answer with an expectant face, but he didn't wait for the answer he should have, but he was overwhelmed by this sudden topic, and then nodded with a red face.
"Well, okay, I'll listen to you, Brother Yang, let's hurry up and talk about the problem just now, I didn't see that the fans were rioting. ”
Sure enough, for Zhang Yang to ignore fans so blatantly, the people in the live broadcast room were completely provoked, you said that you didn't answer the question, forget it, and you actually saw a cultural relic and asked you to show affection to so many people in person, it's just unbearable for uncle, aunt unbearable, aunt unbearable, uncle unbearable.....
"MMP what's the matter, Brother Yang, you're going to lose your baby like this, ╭(╯^╰)╮"
"Ahh ”
"Don't be embarrassed, how can this be, I'm a single dog, am I wrong? ”
"I am male, healthy, upright, mature, moderate height, education and income are at the upper middle level, I am a new good boy, and I am looking for a new good girl as a companion. ”
"A handsome man, who looks like Ekin Cheng, at least has so long hair, is currently feeding pigs at home, has a considerable income, and is now looking for a Hong Kong woman with a height of more than 170 meters and resembles Gigi Leung as his wife, first come, first served, and the opportunity cannot be missed. ”
"The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the couples on the street are eye-catching. ”
"People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and a life without objects is disliked. ”
"Today's marriage, which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a bride. ”
The good live broadcast room suddenly turned into a large-scale marriage scene, which caught many new friends off guard, and some older people watched this group of young people funny in the live broadcast room with great interest, as if they felt that their second spring was going to be rejuvenated.
And after showing off his affection here, he seemed to finally remember that he seemed to have hundreds of thousands of fans who needed him to take care of it, so he coughed as if nothing had happened.
"Ahem, well, since you are begging me so hard, then I will tell you reluctantly, speaking of this Golden Silk Wing Good Crown, we have to talk about the Wing Good Crown.
The Wing Shan Crown is a kind of crown, which is the first costume worn by the emperor, crown prince, prince, and royal family members of the Ming Dynasty, and is also the first costume of the King of Joseon and the prince of Joseon, the King of Annam, and the King of the Ryukyus.
The golden silk wing crown unearthed in Dingling is a specially customized artifact for the burial of Emperor Wanli, as for why it is said, here I have to talk about the processing technology of this golden silk wing crown.
In fact, as long as you know how this hat was made, you will know why I said that this hat was not worn by Emperor Wanli. ”
However, everyone originally thought that Zhang Yang was going to start answering this question directly, but this guy said halfway, but he threw out another question, this is really angry people don't pay for their lives, and how can he be angry with people.
"Poof,, roll as far as you want, thoughts are not your limit, get out of the universe. ”
"Stinky shameless, dead shameless, shameless skin!!!"
"I finally took off my jeans outside, and you actually put another layer of fleece leggings on me underneath?"
"Even if you have a pair of fleece leggings, you actually give me a pair of dark stockings underneath?"
"The stockings are fine, it's understandable, why is there a pair of safety pants under TMD?"
"What's more, there is actually an iron pants on the safety pants?"
"The most frustrating thing is that there is still a combination lock on this little pants???"
", I don't want to guess, don't say be careful I'll take the pass, I'll pay attention to it when it's over." ”
"Brother Yang, don't force me to prostitute in the future! Well, I'll reward you with a magic car first. ”
For a while, countless grievances followed thousands of network cables, as if they were shrouded in Zhang Yang's surroundings at once, and the air seemed to be quiet for a moment, and a trace of coolness shrouded his body.
This is nothing, Zhang Yang also felt a colder resentment, and when he turned around, he found that He Xiaoman, who usually obeyed and admired him abnormally, was also rolling his big white eyes at this time, and there seemed to be a sound of gnashing teeth behind those two thin lips.
Belch......
"Okay, okay, I'll just say, don't be like this, you're a little scared.
Golden Silk Wing Good Crown, or can also be called Golden Silk Pan Dragon Wing Good Crown, the whole body is woven with very fine gold wire, the lower edge is inlaid with gold mouth inside and outside, there are two symmetrical dragons at the top of the crown, the dragon's head is above, open the mouth and stick out the tongue, the eyes are round, the dragon body is bent and coiled, there is a round fire bead between the two dragons, and the flames are sprayed around, the production process of this golden crown can be said to be the peak of skill, and it has reached the point of perfection.
As for why I said before that this hat was not usually worn by Emperor Wanli, it was because ......"