008, is the fairy jump like this now?
Honey Reflexology.
Inside sat a woman in her early 30s, dressed in heavy makeup, doing everything she could to trim her nails.
"What kind of door to open early in the morning, this ghost weather can kill people. ”
The woman is the proprietress of this shop, and since there is no air conditioning at the door, she can only rely on the fan to resist the hot temperature, and the heat wave blown by the fan makes her mood slowly become irritable.
You'll have to find something to vent your anger.
"Huh?"
With just a glance out of the corner of her eye, the proprietress looked out of the door in amazement, and when she saw a face that was impeccable to perfection, she felt that the temperature was slowly rising again, which made her restless.
When the proprietress saw this fairy-like little brother walking towards her, her whole heart fluttered wildly, her eyes seemed to be bursting with stars, and she slowly indulged in that irresistible appearance.
"Little brother, come to drink tea so early, the first guest today is free~"
The proprietress stood up with a shy face, went up to greet Lu Xuan very enthusiastically, and even wanted to reach out and hold Lu Xuan's arm to prevent Lu Xuan from slipping away.
Lu Xuan was stunned for a moment, this aunt was so enthusiastic, it made him a little embarrassed.
But he's here to do business, so he has to check in quickly.
【Destination has been reached!】
[Successful check-in: Reward the host with a wish, valid before 12 noon.] 】
Lu Xuan finally breathed a sigh of relief, this place was not near Pudong, it took him more than fifty minutes to come by car, but fortunately, he successfully checked in in the last few minutes.
I don't know what this system is trying to do, can't I just let him clock in at home?
"Well, Auntie, you misunderstood, I was just passing by. ”
The check-in has been completed, Lu Xuan smiled embarrassedly and prepared to slip away.
"Auntie, passing by?"
The proprietress suddenly felt a little unhappy in her heart, grabbed Lu Xuan's arm and didn't let her go, and pulled her inside, and said coquettishly: "Oh, little brother, don't be shy, it's so hot, hurry up and have a cup of tea to quench your thirst, I promise to satisfy you." ”
When she pulled Lu Xuan, the proprietress was amazed that Lu Xuan's skin was so good, and it was slippery to the touch.
The proprietress couldn't help but touch it a few more times.
Lu Xuan noticed the small movements of the boss lady, and was a little disgusted, but he still refused with a smile on his face: "No need, no need, Auntie, really don't need it...... I still have very important things to do, so I won't bother you. ”
Saying that, Lu Xuan was still struggling to leave, thinking that this world is really like a toad that wants to eat dragon meat.
When the proprietress saw that Lu Xuan insisted on leaving, she immediately turned her face faster than turning a book, and shouted: "Don't leave!
Lu Xuan: "???"
He understands now, this woman is greedy for Lao Tzu's body!
Qiuqiu was already so tired that he stuck out his little tongue, and now he was pulled and pulled by the boss lady here, and he was so annoyed that he turned around and killed the boss lady.
"Hah! Get out of here!"
Qiuqiu was angry, and showed his nails to say that he was very fierce, don't provoke me.
The proprietress is not afraid of this little cat at all, how much combat power can she have?
"Little brother, don't struggle, no matter how hard you struggle, it's useless. ”
The proprietress laughed and pulled Lu Xuan, and almost pasted the whole person completely.
Lu Xuan can't wait for the system to give him a Wu Song possession now and kill this tigress with one punch.
"Wife, what's wrong?
At this time, a man in a vest came back from outside the store.
When he saw this scene, his face was full of evil energy, and he rolled up his sleeves to reveal the green dragon tattoo on his left arm, showing his spiritual temperament.
When the proprietress saw that her man was back, she knew that the tea plan was in the soup, so she had to implement Plan B.
Immediately afterwards, the proprietress immediately reached out and pulled the collar, gave her man a look, and shouted loudly: "Indecent, indecent, indecent!"
"it!"
When the man received the signal, he understood instantly, and came up with a tacit understanding to grab Lu Xuan's clothes, glared at his eyes, and said: "You dare to insult Lao Tzu's woman in broad daylight? What do you say about this, is it public or private? I personally suggest that you have better be private!"
Qiuqiu originally wanted to lose his temper, but when he saw that this man was so fierce, he had to cover his head and hide in Lu Xuan's arms.
Lu Xuan: "???"
Nima!
Who is insulting whom?
Who is the real toad on horseback?
Is this how fairy jumping is played now?
Occupy color and wealth!
"Uncle, don't you look at how old your wife is, do I need to insult her?"
Lu Xuan said speechlessly: "Also, I was just passing by here, she came up and grabbed my arm directly and touched it, I personally suggest that you go home and talk to your wife to see if you can pick this HLBE prairie on your head." ”
"You still dare to be hard-mouthed?"
As soon as the man heard that he had a hat on his head, he immediately became angry, raised his fist and smashed it directly!
He's going to ruin this face today!
Seeing this, Lu Xuan was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly picked up the ball and blocked it in front of him.
"Meow!"
Qiuqiu scolded Lu Xuan for not being human, and even used a fragile kitten as a shield!
However......
An afterimage flashed!
A fleshy claw instantly hit the man's fist, forcing the man back a step.
"Hah, don't mess with the cat, this cat is very unhappy right now!" Qiuqiu warned.
"Shhh
The man gasped, only to feel a fractured pain in his right finger bone, trembling slightly.
I was hit by a cat?
The proprietress secretly scolded this man for really being useless, and he couldn't even help a cat!
So, the proprietress could only go out in person, and wailed miserably: "Beat people, beat people, beat people, and kill people! The surrounding neighbors are coming to see, my husband is about to be beaten to death!"
Lu Xuan: "......"
What a stupid act.
Now that there is surveillance everywhere, do you really think this kind of low-level planting can be effective?
If the matter is big, as soon as the public comes to investigate, this foot bath shop may not be able to open.
This kind of immodest shop, how can it stand up to inspection.
However, after the proprietress shouted like this, it did attract a lot of people to stop outside.
After all, who thinks it's a big deal?
I'm afraid this melon is too small!
The proprietress immediately explained the ins and outs to everyone, and her face was full of pain, and she began to tell her tragic experience this morning.
"Everyone, come and judge, come and judge, he, it's him!"
"This well-dressed beast who looks relatively handsome, he came to insult me when he saw me alone in the store!"
"If I don't agree, he will tear my clothes!"
"If my husband hadn't come back in time to stop me, I'm afraid my innocence would have been lost...... Woo. ”
"Now you have also seen that my husband was beaten by him and lay on the ground, how can he live this life!"
“……”