"This brother, I see that your heavenly court is full, and the Yin Hall is dim, I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster today!" When Shen Jiahao and the three of them walked to the entrance of the alley, a young god stick who set up a stall suddenly said.

"I'm grass, you god stick, what do you say? You're okay in broad daylight, are you?" said the fat man in a bad temper.

"Big Fat Dun, you go away for me, I didn't say you, I'm talking about this brother. The young god stick pointed at Shen Jiahao and said in a deep voice.

"Who do you say is the big fat dun, believe it or not, I beat you today, you have a bloody disaster!" the fat man stretched out his big fist and threatened, he really wanted to give this god stick two ear scrapers.

"In broad daylight, Lang Lang, such a busy city, why do you still want to beat people!" The young god stick did not panic at all, and his face was calm.

"You can swagger and deceive in broad daylight, why can't I beat you up in broad daylight, this liar!" said the fat man, clenching his fists.

"That is, if we beat you, we will also eliminate harm for the people. The thin man chimed in.

"Come on, come on, I'm still afraid that you won't succeed, who said that I was swindling, I Zhang Liang looks at fortune telling and eats with real skills. "The young man is undaunted.

"Yo, it's still Zhang Liang, why aren't you Mrs. Jiang!" The fat man let go of his fist, and finally held back.

"That is, if you are Zhang Liang, we are still Liu Bang!" said the thin man.

"This big fat brother is right, what we are doing is the work of Mrs. Jiang, who is willing to take the bait, how can I say that I am swaggering and deceiving you. Don't change your name in the downstream, don't change your surname, surname Zhang, name grain, grain of grain, Zhang Liang you are talking about is my ancestor, my face is the ancestral secret art, not to say that you know astronomy, you know geography, and you don't say that you know five hundred years before, and five hundred years after that, but you know people's faces, know people are rich and noble, and break people off bad luck, or nine out of ten are stable, in the next view, among the three of you, there is one person who is rich and noble, and he has the spirit of a king, no accident, he will be a generation of overlords in the future. ”

"Who, who are you talking about?" asked the thin man.

"Of course it's not you, but you will naturally be prosperous and wealthy after following this person. The young man said.

"I know, you're talking about our brother Hao, not blowing it to you, brother Hao, it's really not an ordinary man, just take the pickle girl, that's really a love saint!" said the fat man.

"What are you talking about?" Shen Jiahao was really speechless at the fat man.

"Hahaha, when it comes to picking luck, I also know a little bit about it, look at the face of the fat brother, in this life, I'm afraid there is only one karma line, and it's right now, but you have to grasp it well!"

"Hey, what you said is really accurate, right now I really care about a woman, I can't eat and sleep, I can't sleep at night, master, you have to help me take a good look, do I have this fate." The fat man said excitedly.

"Reach out and let me confirm. The young man said.

The fat man immediately stretched out the palm of his right hand.

"Male left, female right. ”

"Yes, yes, yes. The fat man immediately changed to the palm of his left hand.

"You see, your emotional line is growing, it is still shallow, you need to work hard, there is a way to plan things in people, things are done in the sky, there is no absolute, everything is possible, work hard, you think you can do it. ”

"Master, you're so powerful, I'll take a look at it for you!" the thin man pleaded with his left hand.

"What are you two doing! How can you believe the words of a charlatan!" Shen Jiahao said.

"And you, I said that you are young, what are you not good at, you have to learn from others to pretend to be gods. Shen Jiahao looked at the young god stick and said.

This young god stick, not very old, may be similar to Shen Jiahao, with a middle comb, the hair next to the ears is shaved, with wire eyes, a blue tunic suit, quite a few intellectuals in the Republic of China.

How can it be a god stick, and it really doesn't fit in with his outfit.

"The ancestral foundation cannot be lost, I have studied hard in the mountains for decades, and now I have come down to this metropolis to avoid disasters for the people of Li and benefit one party!

"Damn, you pretend, I'm speechless. Okay, you can continue to benefit one party here!" Shen Jiahao said: "Fat man, let's go, ignore him, let's eat." ”

Saying that, Shen Jiahao walked forward and no longer paid attention to Zhang Liang's magic stick.

"Brother, the medicine is bitter, the words are against the ear, what I just said is from the bottom of my heart!" Zhang Liang shouted behind Shen Jiahao.

The fat man and the thin man ran to Shen Jiahao's side.

"Youma, it's also a blessing to the party, this person can't have a problem with his head!" said the fat man.

"That's it, it's still for the people of Li to avoid disasters, damn, it seems that he is not shallow!" said the thin man.

"Damn, didn't you two quite believe him just now?" said Shen Jiahao.

"Hey, I was carried away by love just now, I was so eager for love, I almost fell in his way, now I think about what he said is some irrelevant nonsense, what is planned in the people and the success is in the sky, what I think you can do, this is the same as not saying it. The fat man said: "Also, that bastard, what emotional lines are growing on my hands, I don't see any lines, it's all nonsense." ”

"Fatty, it seems like a good thing to hear you say that! I almost believed him just now!" said the thin man.

"It's good that you know, the key to feelings is to rely on yourself. Shen Jiahao said.

When I arrived at Longhai Fish Boat, I ordered drunk shrimp, stone pot fish, and a few side dishes.

Not to mention, the food here is really delicious, with a fragrant aftertaste.

After being full of wine and food, Shen Jiahao and the three of them prepared to go back to the company for a lunch break and sleep.

Not long after they left the hotel, they suddenly heard someone shouting to catch the thief.

Shen Jiahao followed the prestige, and sure enough, he saw a young man with yellow hair, holding a small pink bag in his hand, running all the way to the front, looking back as he ran, panting and looking nervous.

You don't have to think about it to know that this yellow-haired young man is a thief.

When the yellow-haired youth passed in front of them, the fat man suddenly stretched out a leg and tripped the yellow-haired youth, and the yellow-haired youth fell into a dog and ate, and the bag also fell to the side.

But he didn't have time to get angry, but quickly got up, ready to pick up the bag next to him, but he didn't know that Shen Jiahao picked it up first

This made the yellow-haired young man very annoyed, covered his nose, stared at Shen Jiahao viciously, and stretched out his hand to Shen Jiahao: "Give me the bag quickly, or I will kill you!"

Shen Jiahao smiled, and then subdued Huang Mao in an instant.

At this moment, a girl ran over panting.

And this girl is Lin Xiaoxiao.

I saw that after she ran over, she kicked Huang Mao a few times, and muttered: "Let you run, let you run, I'm angry." ”

Her series of actions made Shen Jiahao feel inexplicably funny.

Shen Jiahao didn't say much, and after handing over the bag and people to Lin Xiaoxiao, he left with the fat and thin man.

When they just walked to the intersection of Xinhua Road, a young man suddenly said: "Brother, the mountains don't turn, let's meet again!"

This young god stick was naturally the same Zhang Liang they met when they passed by before.

"Hahaha, why are you still here, it's really not easy to do your job, don't you take a lunch break at noon?" Shen Jiahao said.

"It's hard work, I'm a freelancer, I can take a break whenever I want, the reason why I didn't leave is actually to wait for you!" Zhang Liang said.

"Wait for me?" Shen Jiahao said lightly.

"Yes, what's the matter, what I said before has worked!" Zhang Liang said as he glanced at the blood on Shen Jiahao's right leg and trouser leg.

This blood color was left by Huang Mao just now, and it was Huang Mao's nosebleed.

Looking at the blood stains on his trouser legs, Shen Jiahao couldn't help but smile.

That's!

Is this also a bloody disaster?

"What's the trick, isn't bullshit! I won't talk to you, let's go!" Shen Jiahao said to the fat man and the thin man.

"Hahaha, young man, we'll meet again!" Zhang Liang said to Shen Jiahao's back, and sang a Cantonese song:

It's called justice, and it's invincible

Right and wrong, right and wrong, but it is difficult to determine which one has the right to decide

Heaven and earth can testify to themselves, no matter what the background

Maybe a shot will turn the world around

Even as soon as he opened his mouth, the air trembled......

"Damn, what the hell is that magic stick, Crazy Boy has seen too much!" said the fat man.

Shen Jiahao smiled and sang along: The one called justice is invincible, but it is difficult to determine right and wrong, and it is difficult to determine the right and wrong, and the one who has the right to decide......

After returning to the company, Shen Jiahao took a short nap and was woken up by the fat man and the thin man.

"Nima, what are you doing, Lao Tzu was just waking up from a sweet dream by the two of you!" Shen Jiahao said.

"Brother Hao, who did you dream of, is it the president, or the president Chen!" The thin man asked with a grin.

"It's Chen... It's your sister, who do you care I dreamed of, if you have something to say, get out of here!" Shen Jiahao sat up from the recliner and said.

"Well, that's the case, Brother Hao, you see it's afternoon now?" said the thin man.

"And then?"

"Why Brother Hao, did you forget what you promised us in the morning?

"That's it!" chimed the fat man.

", what did Lao Tzu promise you two in the morning, can you make it clearer?"

"You promised us in the morning that you would help us chase Wang Xia and Wang Yan in the afternoon!" said the fat man.

"Damn, is there such a thing? Why don't I remember!" said Shen Jiahao, who was going to sleep a little longer.

"Brother Hao, you're too a scoundrel!" said the thin man.

"That's it, you get up, it's in vain for us to believe in you so much, and worship you as a great god, I didn't expect you to lie to the two of us!" The fat man pushed Shen Jiahao's body.

"Your mother, I really said that in the morning!" Shen Jiahao got up irritably.

"Hmm!" both the thin and fat man nodded.

Shen Jiahao has a black line!

Nima, I'm really used to pretending to be forced, how can I put myself in!

Help the fat man and the thin man chase after beauties like Wang Xia and Wang Yan, and come up with it yourself.

At that time, the brain was kicked by a donkey!

Forget it, even if a dead horse is a live horse doctor, it depends on their creation.

"Ahem, that's the case, you two have been in the company for a few days, I don't know if you two have heard of two strange things in our company!" Shen Jiahao said.

"No," the fat and thin men shook their heads.

"Damn, usually you two go around in the company, what do you turn around? Just look at short skirts and thighs? If you want to chase girls, use your brains more, okay, learn more about the situation of the company, understand the difficulties in the work of the women you like, so that you can have the opportunity to help others, and people will have a good impression of you!" Shen Jiahao said.

"Oh!" replied the fat and thin man, grim and weak.

"Liu Xiongwei and Cheng Li, you two know!" Shen Jiahao said.

The fat man and the thin man shook their heads for a while.

Shen Jiahao was really speechless, I really didn't know what these two goods were hanging around in the company every day, and I didn't even know the names of such two big strange names in the company.

"Liu Xiongwei is the director of the company's sales department, known as viagra, I heard that this viagra is very horny, and he likes to eat little girl's tofu when he has nothing to do; Cheng Li is the general manager of the company's planning department, this person is a sissy, a pervert, and his temper is very stinky, and he usually likes to lose his temper with his employees when he has nothing to do!" Shen Jiahao said.

"Oh!" said the fat and thin man.

"Oh, your sister, do you understand?" asked Shen Jiahao.

The fat man and the thin man shook their heads for a while and nodded their heads for a while, both confused.

"Do you understand?"

"I don't understand!" said the fat and thin man weakly.

Damn, you two donkey wooden heads, I don't understand it so thoroughly, what kind of girl are you chasing!

"Isn't Wang Yan from the sales department? Isn't Wang Xia from the planning department? As long as you can help her solve the difficulties in their work, they won't be grateful to you! Now you know what to do?"

"Oh, Brother Hao, I know how to do it!" said the thin man, patting his thigh.

"What?" the fat man still looked puzzled.

"Brother Hao, let's go!" the thin man pulled the fat man and walked out.

"What, what the hell are you talking about?"

"Go, fatty, go out and I'll tell you how!" said the thin man with a smile.