Chapter 062: Fine-skinned and tender-fleshed guinea pig
"By the way, have you noticed any changes in the old lady lately?" said the nine-tailed fox, whose voice was silky and charming, and the bones of those who listened to it seemed to be about to be crispy.
"I found out two days ago, the old lady has changed her face!"
It is the chameleon who speaks, and what he is best at is disguise and stealth detection, and he can be said to be the top master in this area. He spoke in such a firm tone that it was impossible to doubt his claims.
"What's so strange about this?!Maybe it's just makeup, the old lady is a person with a head and a face after all, not to mention that everyone has a love for beauty, maybe she just wants to make herself younger!" Plum Blossom said disapprovingly.
"On the contrary, I have observed that the old lady's disguise is intended to make her look older, in other words, if she is not readily disguised, she will look much younger than we see now. The chameleon said solemnly, a puzzled expression on his face.
"Huh?!, right? I only know that women wear makeup to make themselves look younger, and I haven't heard of anyone who deliberately makes themselves look older through disguise. The plum finch looked at the chameleon suspiciously and said.
"Little house sparrow, little house sparrow, you don't know much more!" The chameleon laughed "hey, hey, hey."
"You stinky lizard, people are beautiful plum blossom finch, and then call me 'little house finch', be careful that I tear your mouth apart, hum ......" plum blossom finch pouted its small mouth, snorted, because of anger and reddish little face is more and more beautiful and moving, this kind of beauty and the nine-tailed fox of the kind of enchanting, fox beauty is completely different, it is the kind of oriental beauty that only has the temperament, but also some of the beauty of the little girl next door.
"It's not that I said you, you don't know how beautiful the old lady is, ...... in front of her" The chameleon looked the plum finch up and down, and then said, "You, you can only be regarded as a 'little house sparrow'...... , Okay, okay, I won't talk about it......"
Seeing that the plum blossom finch raised its eyebrows, and the apricot eyes rushed towards him, the chameleon hurriedly begged for mercy: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, and besides, I just said a fact......"
"Stinky lizard, you still said that I have to turn you into a dead lizard today......"
The plum blossom finch said that I don't know when there was a cluster of cold light in my hand, that's right! That is the plum blossom finch's housekeeping skill - plum blossom needle. The reason why she is called the plum blossom finch is not because she is as petite and cute as the plum blossom finch, the real reason is her unique secret weapon plum blossom needle, it is said that she is the descendant of the Tang Sect, the plum blossom needle makes it superb, in terms of attack power, it is second only to the existence of the three captains.
"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman! Grandma will give you a few eyes today......," said the plum blossom finch, and a cluster of cold light on her hand had been gently unfolded by her, as long as she shook her hand, the chameleon's body would really have a few more holes, and it might become a "dead lizard".
"Alright, alright, grandma, grandma, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong? Quick, put the needle away, I'll tell you a secret, okay?" the chameleon pleaded bitterly.
"What's the secret?" Before the plum finch could speak, the lark and the nine-tailed fox on the side asked in unison.
As soon as the chameleon saw that this trick worked, he immediately said to the lark and the nine-tailed fox: "Two sisters, let Sister Plum Blossom put away the needle, don't hurt yourself." As he spoke, he made a painful gesture. It's not that he is pretending to be exaggerating, but because in the process of another mission, he saw the plum blossom finch hurt people with needles, and the unlucky guy didn't even snort and saw Hades on the spot.
The lark and the nine-tailed fox looked at the plum finch in unison.
The nine-tailed fox said: "Sister Plum Blossom Finch, keep his dog life first, oh no, it's the lizard life, see what ivory he can spit out from his lizard's mouth......"
The plum blossom finch did not speak, but nodded slightly, and then glared at the chameleon fiercely, and then put away the plum blossom needle.
The chameleon breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been amnestied, and said secretly in his heart: "It seems that no matter how powerful this woman is, she can't change her curious heart, and this trick really worked." ”
Chameleon, be careful in the future, hehe......
Shanying, who had not spoken, said with a smile. At this moment, he was standing aside, with a lively expression of "it's none of his business".
"Captain, you also see that I am lively, and you don't help me. The chameleon looked at Mock Wind and said with an aggrieved expression.
"Xiaolonglong, it's not that I don't help you, it's really that you provoked someone who shouldn't be messed with!" Mocking Feng frowned, holding his shoulders with both hands, looking helpless.
"Okay, okay, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, you just said that you have a secret to tell us, say it quickly, don't grind and chirp like an old girl. Plum Finch said impatiently.
The chameleon grinned, and thought to himself: "I'm like an old lady, then what are you, yes, you're more like a dominatrix!" Although he thought so in his heart, he said as if he had smeared honey on his mouth: "Beauty, I told you just now that the old lady is disguised, so do you know what it would be like if she was not easy to face?"
"Huh?!, what does it look like?" asked the nine-tailed fox.
"Hehe, I said, I'm afraid you don't believe it, although the old lady is disguised, she can only hide it from others, but she can't hide it from me, if you talk about disguise in this world, I recognize the second, no one dares to recognize the first......" The chameleon smiled proudly, he was not exaggerating about this, he once successfully mixed into the local camp through disguise in a big competition, and "hunted" the enemy commander.
"Don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up!" said Plum Finch glaring at the chameleon.
Seeing that the three women in front of him had already been whetted by themselves, the chameleon had long forgotten his embarrassed appearance just now, cleared his throat, and continued: "According to my judgment, if the old lady is not easy to look at, her current appearance is about thirty years old, and in terms of handsomeness, Luo Xiaoman's girl is as good as that, and it is not too much to say that it is the girl's sister." ”
After the chameleon finished speaking, he raised his head and looked at the three women in front of him in surprise.
In fact, not only the plum blossom finch and lark, but also the nine-tailed fox The three women were surprised, and even the mocking wind, the northwest wolf, and the mountain eagle standing next to them were also wide-eyed.
Shan Ying's pair of "eagle eyes" were already big, and they were about to fall out of their sockets at this moment, and he blinked his eyes and asked: "Chameleon, do you mean that the old lady is only thirty years old now?!" Isn't that better than Liu Xiaoqing, Zhao Yazhi, and that Pan, by the way, Pan Yingzi! More powerful than them? Could it be that she is 'rejuvenated'? It can't be, isn't that a monster?!"
The eagle's head shook like a drum, and his face was full of question marks.
"Yes, it's rejuvenation, and this matter has something to do with that guy named Zhong Lin!" the chameleon continued.
"What?!, you said that 'guinea pig'?!" Northwest Wolf frowned and continued: "Recently, the old lady asked us to protect him secretly, and the cobra who was responsible for protecting him today has not come back yet......"
"Guinea pig?!I don't think it's that simple!Something strange has happened recently, it seems to have something to do with him, and I have a hunch that the moment that my predecessors have been looking forward to may have been waited for by the members of our generation of dragon group!" The chameleon said seriously, but because he was born with an indecent look, his current appearance looks a little awkward.
"Hey, time is a knife, and the knife urges people to grow old! What woman doesn't want to stay young forever! If you can really rejuvenate yourself......" The nine-tailed fox said as she gently touched her face with her slender jade fingers.
"Stop, stop you've been a scourge for decades now, if you rejuvenate yourself, will you be a plague for a thousand years?" said the chameleon with a smile, this guy has a very poor mouth, and he is a master who has forgotten the pain after scars!
Fortunately, the nine-tailed fox didn't care, or she was still thinking about the old lady's rejuvenation, and didn't hear what the chameleon was saying clearly, and said with a slight frown: "When you say that, I also feel a little strange, I have spied on him in secret, but he gives me only one feeling, that is, I can't understand it, or I can't see through it, in general, it's a very special kind of ......."
"Yo, Sister Nine-Tailed Fox, you have read countless people, and you can hook people's souls away with just one glance, there are still people in the world that you can't see through?
"What's so special, it's so handsome!haha......" the nine-tailed fox said with a burst of foxy laughter.
The lark and the plum finch also laughed, and unlike the laughter of the nine-tailed fox, their laughter was as crisp and pleasant as a silver bell. The four men in the room pouted disapplausively, and of course the consequence was to attract a burst of rolling eyes from the three women......
"I also found some abnormalities, although the three old men said that there was no 'rejuvenation', but they seem to have been a lot more energetic recently, looking at their morning running posture, their hands and feet are nimble, full of energy, and even their voices are full of energy, not at all like eighty or ninety years old, and they have a lot of respect for that Zhong Lin, especially that old man Zhang, once, I actually heard him call Zhong Lin something, 'Mrs. Uncle' or something...... "Plum Blossom Sparrow said.
"What?!, Mrs. Uncle?, he must have traveled from ancient times, right? Or...... Or is it a thousand-year-old demon that came out of which ancient tomb?!"
What kind of crossing, what kind of "myth", what kind of Zhang Qiling, what kind of immortality, a few women, you say a word to me, as if you are holding a fantasy novel seminar......