Chapter 16 Sister Yao fights scoundrels in front of the door
At this moment, the sloppy man shook his neck and shook his arms and stepped out of the door, glanced at the pestle with disdain, and shouted with slanted eyes to everyone:
"Neighbors, this little lame leper didn't give money to my woman who played with me, and today he returned his mother's door-to-door trouble, if my second king didn't give him some color, if they all came to play for nothing in the future, what would the business do?"
The onlookers saw Wang Erzi's rogue appearance, some pouted and some sneered, but no one wanted to provoke him.
At this time, the pestle couldn't help it, and scolded with his hands on his waist:
"Ahh
Although he doesn't know the art of war, he also knows the truth that if he wants to frustrate his authority, he will first mess with his heart, and he will scold while waiting for the opportunity to strike first.
"Haha, Wang Ba!" someone laughed out loud.
Wang Erzi was annoyed and angry all of a sudden, and pointed to the tip of his nose with one hand on his waist and the other and scolded:
"Damn, you little deflated grandson, Wang Er is what you called......?
But before the word "Ye" in his mouth landed, he saw the figure of the pestle flashing and pounced coldly.
"Huh, your grandmother's doesn't declare war either...... Wang Erzi exclaimed in surprise, and he didn't have time to be careful, so he was stopped by the pestle and hugged him, and then threw out a second leg.
saw that the second son of Wang was shocked, screaming and stumbling in circles for a long time, but in the end he did not fall to the ground.
In the past, with the agility and aggressiveness of the pestle, it was not a problem to beat the second son of the king. But this time he forgot that his legs and feet were not as good as before.
Although he was as surprised as a rabbit, the lame leg bent as soon as he stood. With the sound of "plop", the pestle was unable to stabilize his legs and feet by himself......
The crowd was suddenly in a commotion by this unexpected scene, and laughed "coaxingly".
The pestle lay on the ground and arched a mouthful of soil, and the fall was extremely embarrassing.
Someone screamed and ridiculed: "Pig arch mud dog eats, a mouthful of dung!"
Some people scolded in disappointment: "Damn, give it for nothing, it's a shock!"
The pestle lay on the ground and swept his face, ashamed and angry, gritted his teeth and scolded: "Second grandma, the real grass donkey has lost its hoof......"
He wanted to get up and fight back, but the lame leg was cramped due to the exertion, and he couldn't even kick a few times.
At this time, Wang Erzi had already stabilized his heels and turned back, he saw that the pestle was kicking his legs and couldn't stand on the ground, he suddenly understood, and raised his foot and stomped on the buttocks of the pestle and scolded proudly:
"Little lame, I was startled just now, I thought you were a practitioner, but it turned out to be a nest-necked chicken! hahahaha......"
Wang Erziqi opened the victory and laughed on his back, which was even more incredible.
The onlookers didn't expect that the show would end like this at the beginning, some people ridiculed and some regretted it.
Some people were also unwilling, and took a hurry for the pestle: "Hey boy, why are you so sloppy?
"Hehe, fight back?" Wang Erzi gained momentum and pretended to shout:
"Ladies and gentlemen, our Wang Er has been on the road for so long, and I am fortunate to let you see my awesomeness today! But don't be afraid, big guy, Lao Tzu has always been wronged and revenged, and he pays the most attention to the rules of the rivers and lakes!"
Speaking of this, he glanced at the pestle under his feet, and changed his words:
"Today, you will give me a notarization, this kid can't play with my woman for nothing, he must apologize to repay the old debt, and compensate me for the mental damage!"
The pestle lying on the ground was in a hurry, twisting his head and struggling to scold:
"Phew, who's playing with your woman? Who owes you a debt? What's your mental loss?"
"Heh, are you still energetic? don't weigh the two or two little bones of your kid, don't kowtow and lose money today, don't think about leaving!"
The second son of the king stepped on the pestle and shouted fiercely.
The crowd burst into discussions.
Someone muttered and scolded: "Two scoundrels eat black, neither of them is a good thing, the dog eats the dog!"
Someone chimed in: "That's it, this little lame guy doesn't look like a good bird, he deserves it!"
"Deserve it......!"
The onlookers scolded endlessly, and the pestle became a street rat that everyone shouted and beaten.
He twisted his neck to listen to the taunting and scolding, and suddenly stopped struggling, and for the first time in his heart, he felt ashamed.
Belch...... Wang Erzi bullied the eldest sister, and he was a complete villain and scoundrel! However, didn't he often bully people and do all kinds of things that lacked morality and harmed people......
It turned out that he had been so hated all along! He suddenly felt that Wang Erzi should be beaten, and he should also be beaten......
At this moment, the pestle, at the foot of a scoundrel, accidentally reflected on his rogue life. Although the time is short, it is enough to touch the heart.
Wang Erzi saw that the pestle was lying at his feet and no longer struggling, thinking that the pestle was soft, and he crushed his ass fiercely and scolded:
"What are you kid thinking about, treating Lao Tzu as a backstepper, can you still beat it?"
The pestle lay on the ground and did not resist, just thinking about it, plus the initial battle was unfavorable and he had no fighting spirit, this time he really wanted to give up.
At this time, someone scolded impatiently:
"Damn it, is that a fuck funny? These two guys are fighting and slowing down!"
Wang Erzi saw that the pestle really had no intention of resisting, and couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows:
"I can't blame me, this big war is a little cripple who can't stand my second master's fat beating, and he has no power to fight back, let's become famous in a fight!
When everyone heard this, they immediately sighed, and some people scolded: "Phew, shameless!"
Wang Erzi didn't pay attention to it, and shouted at the pestle on the ground: "Little lame, are you convinced today?"
"Alas......" The pestle on the ground for a long time sighed softly and said in his heart, let's go, what's the use of being strong and competitive......
But just as he raised his head and was about to admit defeat, he inadvertently found a girl figure in the gap of the crowd, vaguely so familiar.
"Ah, sweet sweet!"
The pestle was suddenly startled, and he exclaimed in his heart.
Although he couldn't see the girl's face, he had an incomparably clear intuition.
Yes, it must be her! The pestle wanted to call her in surprise, but when she thought of her current embarrassment, she immediately became extremely depressed.
At this time, the girl seemed to be very disdainful of the pestle in front of her, and turned out of the crowd with a pout.
"Hey, don't go, sweet and sweet......" As soon as the pestle shouted in a hurry, he wanted to get up and chase after him, but his body was trampled on by Wang Erzi.
"Hey, want to run?" Wang Erzi scolded: "Sweet you are big!
The pestle was really anxious at this time, but he really didn't have the heart to pay attention to him, and urged impatiently: "Okay, I admit defeat, you take your feet away!"
"Hehe, look at your big breath!"
The second son of Wang, who was in the upper hand, saw that the pestle was not obedient, his eyes glared at him and his feet became even harder, and he shouted viciously:
"Since ancient times, the winner is the king and the loser Kou, you are planted in my hands and you are still pretending to be a fart! If you don't lose a thousand yuan today, I will break your other dog leg!"
"What? a thousand dollars!"
The pestle, who was in a hurry to chase after Sweet Sweet, couldn't help but be stunned when he heard Wang Erzi's words, straightened his neck and scolded: "Your grandmother's Wang Ba calf, isn't this a lion's big mouth?"
For the pestle, Sensei said a thousand yuan, that is, a hundred yuan, he had never touched such a big amount of money since he was a child, and in a hurry, he suddenly pouted his ass and turned over.
"Hey, you're still not convinced?" Seeing that the pestle was about to break free, Wang Erzi quickly leaned down and pressed his knees against his lower abdomen, and desperately grabbed his neck with both hands.
"Mom...... "The pestle was so pinched that he couldn't breathe and was about to suffocate, and his eyes were red.
As the old saying goes, rabbits bite when they're in a hurry. At this moment, the pestle was really anxious, and he grabbed Wang Erzi's wrist with both hands and struggled with all his might.
Wang Erzi sucked white noodles, his hand strength was obviously not as good as that of a pestle, and after a while, he began to sweat profusely, gritted his teeth and scolded:
"Stink...... Stinky lame, today you don't ...... I don't want to leave without some blood!"
The pestle clenched his teeth and didn't speak, struggling desperately with fire in his eyes, and finally had a chance to breathe, and saw him turn his head sharply at the wrist of the second son of Wang, and bite down with a big mouthful......