"Teacher Lin. 35xs”

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm back. Xu Mang pushed open the door of the office, saw that the teachers were present, and said with a smile: "Do you miss me?"

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Although I was very excited to see Xu Mang, these teachers present understood a truth, this kind of person must not give him a good look, otherwise he will float, once he floats, the school will be finished.

"Go to self-study in the morning!"

"It's going to be a provincial math Olympiad soon, and I'm dangling it all day, do you know how much burden you have on your shoulders?" Lin Yishan grimaced and scolded Xu Mang: "What are you rubbing about?"

"Oh"

After being eaten and closed, Xu Mang left the office with a disappointed face.

Looking at his back, all the teachers present felt uncomfortable, they had just won such an important title, but they were still not human to him like this?

But

What else can I do?

Pride makes people fall behind, especially Xu Mang, who has won such a heavy championship, once he falls, he really falls.

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Wait a minute

Xu Mang seems to have been falling, right?

Come to the classroom,

Xu Mang once again felt the refreshment of the protagonist's aura, although the classmates did not make words similar to exclamations like in the Internet, but their eyes already explained the problem.

Sitting back in his place, Xu Mang poked Yang Xiaoman's textureless back, and said with a smile: "Alas, am I awesome?"

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"Do you think that if you win the championship of an idiot show, you are qualified to pretend to be forced in front of me?" Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face and an expressionless face: "Go to the hospital in the afternoon to book a bed, you may go to stay for a few days." 35xs”

No way!

This woman is so calm!

Xu Mang shrank his head and pleaded seriously: "I was wrong"

"Humph!"

"I see that your attitude is quite good, I forgive you, old lady. Yang Xiaoman glanced blankly: "Let me ask you, did you guys find a water army?"

"Huh?"

"Am I the one who needs a water army?" Xu Mang knew what Yang Xiaoman meant, after all, the number of online votes was too far ahead of the second place, and he said unhurriedly: "I am an army alone!"

"If you don't want to admit it, forget it" Yang Xiaoman turned her head and silently played with her mobile phone, but a smile appeared on her face at this time.

Yang Xiaoman is a very vain woman, in fact, when she saw Xu Mang walking into the classroom, her heartbeat had already begun to accelerate, if there was no one else in the classroom at that time, Yang Xiaoman might immediately pounce.

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There are a lot of people

Compared with the image and hug, Yang Xiaoman chose the image, after all, she is recognized as the goddess of coldness in the school.

During class time, Xu Mang was still the same as before, lying on the table and pretending that he was a fish, the kind that died and was pickled, and in the process of becoming a salted fish, he did not forget to use his brain. 35xs

Saying

Would you like to see the principal?

belch

Forget it, I can't go!

midday

Xu Mang returned to his former appearance, helping the violent airport to buy lunch, he figured it out, no matter how much he achieved, it would be useless, because he could not change the master-servant relationship with Yang Xiaoman.

"Damn"

Xu Mang looked at the milk and bread in his hands, and said with an indignant face: "How many years have I been defeating the landlord, how can I still be a slave? ”

moment

Came to the classroom.

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were eating lunch together, it may be that there was no one in the classroom, Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's eyes with a hint of affection.

"Hey!"

"Can you give me a bite?" Yang Xiaoman asked with a red face as he looked at the identical bread in Xu Mang's hand.

"No way!"

"This is an indirect kiss, you will get pregnant!" Xu Mang refused Yang Xiaoman's request on the spot, after all, he is a clean and self-righteous man.

But

This doesn't stop the brave Yang Xiaoman, she comes directly to the hard.

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snatched it from Xu Mang's hand, and then bit it viciously, but Yang Xiaoman was angry.

"Xu Mang!!"

"You bastard!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and shouted angrily: "Didn't you say that this bread has no filling? Why are you full of red bean paste? Mine is all wheat flour?"

Oops!

It's over, it's over

It was discovered.

afterwards

There was a tragic incident in the classroom.

Xu Mang, who was beaten, was eating tasteless bread, drinking only half a can of Wangzi milk, with tears in his eyes, a dignified seven-foot man, who couldn't even beat a woman, what was the use of me wanting this championship?

"Hmm!"

"The red bean paste was so delicious. Yang Xiaoman ate the bread with a happy face, but when he thought that he had been deceived for so long, he became angry again.

before

Deceive my mother's sympathy, and now cheat my mother's money.

"Scumbag!"

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang: "Was this guy like this before?"

"Nope!"

"I used to be quite simple. Xu Mang said.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman instantly became furious: "Lady, I am the first to be scum by you?"

was beaten again,

This time it may be that Yang Xiaoman's physical strength is limited, and his fist is much weaker than before, and hitting Xu Mang's face is like scratching.

Afternoon

Xu Mang is thinking about a philosophical question, which is more important, the brain or the body? The brain dominates the body, but the body supports the brain.

It's hard to choose!

Xu Mang opened the Zhihu software on his phone and asked a question on it - brain and body. Soon, powerful Zhihu netizens answered Xu Mang's question.

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Xu Mang read a lot of answers, and there were a few answers for reference, but most of them were spraying each other.

"Xiao Man?"

"Do you think it's the brain or the body that is important?" asked Xu Mang.

"Brain!"

"Do you know Hawking?" Yang Xiaoman said, "The body can be destroyed, but the flame of wisdom will never be extinguished." ”

Xu Mang was shocked when he heard this, and then he felt that his body was even more important.

Turn on the system,

Click on Properties - Body

Xu Mang confirmed again and again and chose yes.

Upgrade!

My stamina!

After a golden light, Xu Mang saw that his attribute body had become two levels.

There should be special skills, but at this time, Xu Mang didn't have time to explore, he wanted to feel first-hand what kind of changes his body would have when he was promoted to two levels.

Carefully poked Yang Xiaoman's back, Xu Mang saw a puzzled angel face, and said weakly: "Xiaoman has a sentence I have always wanted to say to you." ”

"Huh?"

"What are you talking about?" Yang Xiaoman's pretty face reflected a red glow, nervous with a sense of anticipation.

"You're an airfield!"

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Yang Xiaoman: ┻━┻(╰(‵□′)╯(┻━┻

it!

Fooled by the system!