Chapter Eighty-Eight: Dismount (2)
A sharp whistle pierced the silent night sky, at this time, the old A trainees of the beast camp had just finished training not long ago, and now most of them had just fallen asleep, and at this time, accompanied by the whistle, the urging sound of the butcher Qi Huan, and the thumping sound of pulling the trigger in his hand, plus the deafening roar "emergency assembly", so that everyone who had just taken off their pants and was lying on their stomachs could only appease the little brother and hurriedly look for the belt.
The flower of my heart, I wanted to take you home
Meet in that dream, it doesn't matter if it's true or not
Please swing to your heart's content and forget about him
You are the most charming Karma, you know what
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Come to the left and draw a dragon with me
To your right, draw a rainbow
Come to the left and draw a rainbow with me
On your right, draw another dragon
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Abandoning the idea of drawing colorful dragons on the sheets, everyone hurried downstairs and lined up in the open space in front of the dormitory.
I waited for five minutes, ten minutes, and still no one came...
Taking advantage of this time, everyone hurriedly adjusted their clothes, unwilling to be the beast.
When it was fifteen minutes, everyone began to complain in their hearts, but they were forced to press down, and everyone held the idea of waiting for another five minutes, if no one came, they promised to scold and let their group of livestock instructors see, what is when the man splashes, it is the turn of the woman to splash and roll.
Another five minutes passed, and the people in the team said that they couldn't bear it, and the first one to speak was Tuo Yonggang, the proud son of the sky, who couldn't hold his breath, "Nima, did you say that the assembly whistle just now was blown for us?"
With the first person to take the lead, some people who couldn't hold their breath also complained.
"It must have been the butcher of the wilderness, and he's the only one here who can do that. ”
"Nima, did his brain get clogged with poop last night or what?
"Guess what, the butcher gets up in the morning and kills the pig. ”
"Shake it, you can't speak.."
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"Nima must have not taken any medicine yesterday, and she had an epilepsy..."
"What is epilepsy?"
"Literally, you taste it yourself, you taste it slowly..."
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There are two if there is one, there are three, and three regenerates everything, seeing that the instructor did not come, chatting and chatting, everyone was slightly relieved of the vigilance in their hearts, and began to mumble.
Of course, Bu Fan withstood the test in the team, resisted the temptation, and did not make a sound... Didn't dare to speak out...
Don't let anyone know unless you do it.
Bu Fan was afraid of the group of guys who had the desire to peep, so he was hiding in a corner with a telescope that he hadn't discovered for the time being, picked up the small notebook in his hand, and recorded them one by one.
Wait until everyone is happy, and then suddenly jump out and pull the list, don't look at the joy of chatting now, and pull the list to keep it and say it's over. At this moment, Yuan Langtie blushed, led several teaching assistants, and silently walked out from the back of the dormitory building.
The big ghost came out with four ghosts and ghosts to patrol the mountains... The crowd avoids...
As soon as they saw the instructor, the team immediately quieted down and began to be people with their tails between their legs.
"Let's talk, let's talk, aren't you happy to talk? Why don't you continue to talk?" Yuan Lang walked to the front of the team, his expression not angry and arrogant.
Hearing this, no one dares to interject, and they all know who dares to intervene at this time.
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Yuan Lang shouted: "Don't talk anymore?" swept everyone standing in front of him from left to right, "Talk about the rules of the training team, implement the point system, full score of 100 points, deduct points for doing wrong things, deduct points for sending back to the original unit after deductions, and do good deeds, that's what you should, no extra points." ”
Speaking of this, Yuan Lang stepped out, walked in the team, saw a strong man, pinched this person's face and said: "There is fat in the team, I will let you lose it if it's okay." After taking a few more steps, he slapped a thin man on the shoulder unpreparedly, "Didn't I give you food? ”
At this time, Yuan Lang walked up to Tuo Yonggang, walked directly past Tuo Yonggang's position, and raised his hand to put an inverted hammer on Tuo Yonggang's chest, "You talk a lot." ”
Hammer's Tuoyong Gang's face turned red, and he took a step back while holding his chest.
After Yuan Lang finished beating this, he no longer paid attention to Tuo Yonggang, and turned to Xu Sanduo, with a hint of fox-like cunning on his face, and said with a smile: "Qi Huan, this doesn't need to be deducted, he can't speak." ”
"Report to the captain, you didn't say it earlier, it's already on the mark. ”
"Then it can't be helped, is it okay? Forty-two?"
"No problem. ”
Therefore, if you change to another person and hear that you are innocently deducted points, your first reaction is to find them to theorize, "Why?"
As long as you dare to ask why, then congratulations, there is something going on, there is a big thing on the stall.
There will be a lot of reasons for keeping, and the more points are deducted, the more points are deducted.
But now Xu Sanduo doesn't accept the offer, you will deduct it, I am honest, I have no complaints, I work hard...
But it was such an honest person, the wilderness butcher Qi Huan was still not ready to let him go, and at this time, he came over from the other side, and shouted with a pestle in his ears and a pestle: "Yes or no when answering the instructor's questions." ”
Xu Sanduo was originally nervous in the face of Yuan Lang, but when he heard Qi Huan's words at this time, he subconsciously replied, "Yes." ”
"Are you a?"
"Yes"
Hearing this, the rest of the people suddenly couldn't help but laugh.
Seeing this, Yuan Lang looked around and yelled sternly: "Isn't it funny, everyone will be deducted five points." ”
Joy and sorrow, hearing this, everyone suddenly couldn't laugh anymore.
At this time, Yuan Lang retracted the face of the cold winter Layue, replaced it with a smile like a spring breeze, patted Xu Sanduo's shoulder and said, "Take it easy, we are also old acquaintances, don't worry that we won't eat you." ”
Bu Fan, who was standing in the corner, saw Yuan Lang, the weasel, greeting the chicken, with an uneasy and kind smile, Bu Fan knew that he had a lot of Taoism, how could he fight this person who belonged to the thousand-year-old fox and the eight-year-old king.
There was a silence for Xu Sanduo for three seconds in his heart, "Dead friends are not dead and poor, if you spend a little more time in front to attract artillery fire, everyone will remember your goodness." ”
Sure enough, as expected, when Xu Sanduo heard these words and saw Yuan Lang's movements, his tense nerves relaxed, and he replied "yes" immediately, and then his trademark toothless smirk bloomed.
Seeing this, the corners of Yuan Lang's mouth raised and smiled...
"Five points are deducted. Yuan Lang put away his smile, instantly became expressionless, and turned to leave.
"Yes. ”
Xu Sanduo looked at Yuan Lang in confusion, unable to understand what was going on, the poor baby was simply doubted by this sudden change.
I can only say that life can be more sincere and less deceitful.
Fortunately, Yuan Lang walked directly to the front of the team after dealing with Xu Sanduo, "I tried to get close to the instructor in the team, and I deducted points"
Very good, this reason is very strong, Bu Fan, who was standing at the back of the team, finally couldn't help laughing, but this shallow smile that didn't even take a second was looked at by Yuan Lang, who was standing in front of him.
immediately fired at Bu Fan, "Forty-one, is it funny?"
"It's not. ”
"No, then why are you laughing?"
"Yes. ”
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"Five points are deducted. ”
"Yes!"
In front of the dogleg of the follower, Qi Huan immediately drew it loyally in the notebook.
Bu Fan was depressed, no disaster, at this time Bu Fan straightened his waist pole, afraid that this person would come to trouble him again, so that he could feel what it was like to hit the third crit.
After deducting points from everyone at the station, Yuan Lang stood at the front of the team and began to speak, "The rules here are to abide by my rules, and you will feel the taste of being dominated by me for the next three months." You don't have the right to ask questions, you only have two words here, and that is obedience..."After speaking, Yuan Lang looked up at the sky, and shouted with a straight expression: "Lizheng, turn right, run and go..."
The soldiers obeyed the order and immediately turned around and ran.
Bu Fan is now considered to have gained knowledge, and he has only now come back to his senses, Yuan Lang is with the support of Qi Huan, boldly singing red face and white face.
It's the good guys, and the bad guys do it.
Not picky eater, not particular about it.
While running, Bu Fan looked at Yuan Lang's smiling face, and could only send him three words.
Scheming!
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