Chapter Thirty-Five: The Death Spicy Strip of Snacks in Class
The first class in the morning is still the old class of politics, Xu Mang has no opinion on this, anyway, everything is the same, of course... Today's Xu Mang is a little different, he has to do a big thing.
Steal snacks in class!
Ordinary students can only steal snacks in some special classes, such as those old and dazzling retired special recruitment old men, this kind of teacher basically will not care about you, as long as you don't make sounds and smells, you can go to heaven.
Xu Mang is different,
He has always been very courageous, and his head is also very strong, and he is quite understanding in the road of death.
Eating snacks in the class teacher's class! Ordinary people don't even dare to think about it, but Xu Mang not only thinks about it, he also has to implement this idea, and eats the high-level food in the snack series in class!
Regarding the class snack series, the grade is also quite strict, such as sugar... This snack belongs to the basic level, anyone can eat it, and they will not be caught, of course, if you are really lucky, there are also red-handed catches.
For example
A certain student secretly ate a candy, but the next second the teacher asked him to get up and answer the question, which is basically the 'get out' series.
Intermediate snacks are potato chips, although potato chips have no smell, but the crunchy sound it makes when it eats into the mouth is quite deadly, and it will fall into the abyss if you are not careful.
This level of snacking must be done by someone who has more than three years of experience stealing snacks in class because they have experience and know how not to make a sound.
The technique is very simple, put the huge potato chips in the mouth, use the squeezing of the upper and lower jaws and the liquid soaking to make the potato chips soften quickly, so as to reach the level of entering the stomach, the most important thing is to rely on guts, if you don't have the state of stopping water, don't try!
The high-end snack is Weilong spicy strips, and the pungent smell can instantly fill the entire classroom, this snack is terrifying, not to mention the elite-level class snack lovers, and the master-level lovers are also empty to death.
Legendary snacks... Barreled instant noodles, the kind soaked in boiling water, this is just a legend, no one can do it, including Xu Mang.
Today
What Xu Mang wants to eat is the enhanced version of Weilong's spicy strips - Death Spicy Strips.
Truth be told,
Xu Mang was a little worried in his heart, because he was not a very spicy person, and the reason why he ate this thing was because he watched other people's tasting videos on the Internet, and he planned to try it if he didn't believe in evil.
"Hey, hey!"
Xu Mang secretly took out a red box with a skull printed on it from his schoolbag, and saw the words 'Devil Spiciness, Do You Dare to Challenge' written on the box, which instantly aroused Xu Mang's desire to challenge.
"Yang Xiaoman?"
"Did you bring water?" asked Xu Mang secretly.
"Aren't you calling yourself nature's porter?" Yang Xiaoman didn't reply, and whispered: "There is such a big bucket of mineral water behind you." β
"Have you never used a water dispenser?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "The sound that will be made when you pour water from a water dispenser is the kind of 'dong dong' sound, and you don't have common sense of life at first glance." β
"Idiot!"
Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, silently took out a bottle of unopened water, handed it over from under the table, and said, "Remember to buy a new bottle of water for me." β
"Okay!"
With the water of life, Xu Mang carefully opened the bag of Death Spicy Strips and saw a spicy strip wrapped in tin foil.
I'll go!
After spending so much money, just give one?
Xu Mang was so angry that he was going to die, this merchant was too picky, such an expensive price was only given to a spicy strip, thinking about money and going crazy, right?
"System, how many skill points does it take to steal the Grim Reaper's spicy strips in class?"
[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of stealing and eating Death Spicy Bars in class: 500 (Stealing snacks in class)]
Is it so expensive?
Xu Mang was a little painful, although this skill of stealing snacks in class was an accident, but he had accumulated more than a thousand skill points, and it cost 500 skill points to eat a spicy strip, which was not cost-effective!
Then
Yang Xiaoman was full of curiosity about the guy behind him, he took his water away, but without drinking it, he unscrewed the bottle cap and put it on the side, what kind of demon are you going to do?
Sneaking a glance back, he saw nothing, because a math book stood there, blocking his view.
"Hey?!"
"What are you doing?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "Playing Glory of Kings?"
"Nothing..."
"Brush up on your math problems. Xu Mang didn't take care of this violent airfield now, he was thinking about a question, whether to spend this five hundred skill points.
ultimately
Xu Mang decided to spend!
After paying the skill points, Xu Mang quickly opened the tin foil and put a red and black spicy strip into his mouth.
Under the influence of the system, Xu Mang's tongue licks the Grim Reaper's spicy strips at high speed, and uses the tongue coating of his tongue to clean the seasoning attached to the spicy strips to achieve the effect of removing the smell.
outcome
Xu Mang fainted...
Because of the character of giving others a salted fish for a long time, Xu Mang's strange appearance was not discovered by others, he lay there quietly, not knowing whether he was dead or alive.
[Spicy Skill Detected, Spicy Skill Unlocked]
Spicy Eating Skill +1
Spicy Eating Skill +1
Spicy Eating Skill +1
...
"You..."
"What did you eat?" Yang Xiaoman woke Xu Mang up, intending to let him go buy lunch, but seeing that his lips were swollen like sausages, he couldn't help but ask worriedly, "Food allergies?"
"Spicy..."
"No, no, no, my mouth is so numb. Xu Mang said with a painful face: "I'm going to ask for leave from the old class, goodbye!"
"Wait!"
"I haven't had lunch yet..."Yang Xiaoman said with an embarrassed face: "Anyway, no one will like you, it's swollen, it's swollen, if you leave, I'll be hungry for a day." β
Listen, listen...
Is this talking about human beings?!
Xu Mang sometimes feels that Yang Xiaoman, a woman, is a little unreasonable, always puts herself in a very high position, and everyone has to listen to her, but is there such a situation?
Exist!
Because she has practiced sanda, and there are many licking dogs around her.
Xu Mang bought Yang Xiaoman lunch, and then ran to the school infirmary to take a look, not to mention... It didn't work at all, just give two ice packs and put them on your mouth.
"Doctor Tian?"
"Is this the end?" Xu Mang held the ice pack with a puzzled face.
"How are you doing? Are you going to let me have surgery?" Doctor Tian knew Xu Mang, he used to run to the infirmary twice in three days, but over time he got to know each other, and the relationship was quite good.
β...β
"You quack!"
"You kid bring me back!"
Xu Mang ran away, leaving Doctor Tian with an underbeaten back.
In the afternoon, Xu Mang and the ice pack have been kissing, in the process of treatment, I regret my reckless behavior, and it is another failed experience, although I paid for the skill value of stealing snacks in class and obtained the tongue of the high-speed electric small motor, but I didn't expect to be smart but was mistaken by smart... It's too tragic to lick the capsaicin on it directly!
fortunately
Heaven is also fair, and accidentally activated the spicy eating skill.
Eat spicy...
Eat spicy...
Xu Mang suddenly remembered something, it seems that every year on the Saturday of the third week of November, the school will organize a so-called campus food festival, and one of the major competitions is to eat spicy.
Calculate the time...
It's almost there.
[Trigger Mission: Spicy Man (Campus Level)]
[Description: Be a hot man, please get the first place]
γReward: Upgrade Card*2γ
It's not,
It's time for the mission!
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