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For an otaku, what does it mean to cross over "wealth", "beauty", "power", or tragedy?

Obviously, in the * novel, otaku can only be tragic.

Well, let's take a look at what tragic things happen to the otaku who crosses.

You open your eyes and see Double Happiness on the wall, and then you sit on a wedding bed, and there is a long-haired man in a red robe in front of you who is undressing with his back to you, and then you are shocked, as an otaku, you are finally married! Until the man with the smile in his eyebrow turns around and touches your breasts, and then you are surprised to find that there are two more lumps in your chest!!, and you don't do anything, and then when the person takes off your clothes, you find ...... Hey, the two taels of meat below are actually wood!!!It's a tragedy......

Let's change another one, you open your eyes and see that there are people full of people opposite you, you are obviously on a high platform, and the people below are all stretching their necks to look at you, and then there is a strong man next to you with a stern face, and there is a beautiful girl in white clothes on your side, and you are just about to speak, when you hear a man behind you speak with the sound of a crisp bamboo piece falling to the ground, "The hour has come! or so on to save your head.

Aha, maybe you think the above two are too cruel, let's say one more, you open your eyes, the water blurs your vision, you are in a bathroom, and then you are taking a bath very comfortably, no one threatens you, and then the strong man next to you suddenly pats your shoulder and points to your feet and says "Hey, brother, my soap is off, can you help me pick it up?"

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Well, the above are just some of the possibilities listed by the author, so everyone laughs, the protagonist of this article is called Noah Lance, well, a time-traveling otaku, of course, he himself has been worried, he doesn't know his own mother, that is, me, deep and passionate love for him! I really love him, otherwise I wouldn't let him cross over who is dead.

But he kept doubting, and it pained me.

Doubting what? Of course I doubted my love for him, I gave him the biggest golden finger, and he took it as a problem, thinking that God was playing tricks on him, well, I am not God.

Do you know why my dear son Noah is so troubled?

Tell you about his mental journey, his first reaction after crossing over was very sad, because in that he died happily in the Celestial Empire, and then he was happy again, because he crossed over, he felt that he could become a millionaire or something, and then he was depressed again because he found that he had no internal force in his body, which meant that he would not become a hero, and he did not find anything similar to the game system, so this cut off his path to hegemony with the system crossed, there was no space in him, oh, another opportunity to become a legend was lost, and then he didn't know how to make iron, he didn't know how to make soap, the chemical formula He also remembered that water can be electrolyzed...... Stocks didn't pay attention either.

It's a sad story, and the last thing that makes him sad is that he discovers that the people around him speak English, even the volunteers at the orphanage who fed him milk, and then he finds out that he has traveled to the United States.

What does the United States look like in the eyes of otaku who have watched countless American dramas?

For example, one day you go grocery shopping and come back and meet a beautiful lady who is in trouble, and then you go to help, and then you are killed by that girl.

For example, one day you go shopping, you walk down the street, surrounded by tall buildings, and you get a bullet flying from nowhere and you hit your fragile head with precision.

For example, one day you went out for a run in the morning to exercise, and then when you ran to a small road, a tall man ran out of the bushes, pounced on you~~ and then picked up a stone and smashed it your head.

For example, one day you are on a business trip, on a plane or a train, and then you are hijacked, a carjacking, and the other party is a psychopath.

For example, one day you feel unwell and go to the hospital, and then a few days later, you feel that something is wrong in your body, and then a police officer comes to you and sues you, 'Hey, man, you have one kidney missing and you have been eaten by your doctor!'

For example, one day, you really can't stand the days when you are surrounded by deep well ice, you go to see a psychiatrist, and your psychiatrist enthusiastically guides you, and then turns you into a real deep well ice.

What? You say it's not safe to be out there? Even if you're at home, you can get a burglary.

...... Oh!

Maybe you want to say: the protagonist is a fool! He has paranoia about being killed!

I sue you: Yes, country A is indeed not like this, and almost all American dramas that the protagonist and author watch are detectives. What about crime? It makes me feel like I'm so horrible!

Maybe I should have seen the Bankrupt Sisters or something, but I'm always drawn to the crime type. Sigh Fortunately, the author is a guy who can't help but feel weak when he sees a knife in reality, and lets him take a few steps back, and he has been worried about watching others use knives.

I wrote these as the first chapter of the article, all to express some of my feelings and the like, as well as my deep and crazy love for the main character.

My sons are always attracted to change. Please believe this.

Noah, Noah, Hebrew calm, still, or peaceful.

lanbsp; Lance, the one who waits for others

Noah Lance dear, I really love you

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