617 Artists again
The broadcast site of the program of "The Artist" has long been overcrowded, and the audience of "The Artist" still needs to send tickets everywhere to pull people's heads, and as soon as the news of Zhou Otherwise's coming comes out, the tickets for the show site suddenly became hard to find, and even scalpers who resold tickets for this episode of the show appeared on the Internet.
You can even see fans holding glowing cheering cards in the audience, especially the fans in the front row, who have prepared gifts for Zhou Ran for a while, and the people standing in the aisle are all employees of the station, these people simply want to come over to listen to Zhou Ran's jokes on the spot.
"All units are ready, the countdown to three programs officially begins, 3, 2, 1!"
"Light up life with art and warm people's hearts with emotion. Hello to the audience and friends in front of the TV, I am Fu Heng. ”
Fu Heng, who was full of books, sat on the single sofa on the stage and made a simple opening remarks, and someone immediately took the lead in applauding.
"The guest who came to the scene today and I can say that it is very fateful, and everyone is familiar with it as soon as he says it, he has starred in many film and television dramas, created many classic roles, he is a famous music creator, and he is also a very successful entrepreneur.
He was still a single guy when he first appeared on my show, and now he is dragging his family, and he is coming to "The Artist" again, let's listen to what he wants to say to us, let us applaud and invite today's program guests - Zhou is not!"
As soon as Zhou Ran's name came out, the atmosphere of the scene suddenly ushered in a small climax, countless audience members stood up screaming, and the audience behind them stood on chairs and desperately waved the light sticks in their hands and blew the whistle.
Then I saw a fat guy in a casual suit walking out of the passage on the side of the stage, waving to the audience as he walked, and the screams below became louder.
"Hello Teacher Fu, hello to the audience and friends, I'm Zhou Otherwise, people give the nickname Fat Brother. ”
After a long pause, the fat brother introduced himself with a smile.
"I almost thought I was in the wrong place, at a concert. ”
Fu Heng saw the popularity of the fat brother, and couldn't help but joke.
Most of the people who were on his show before were some former senior actors and artists, these people can be called real moral and artistic shuangxin, but because they derailed from the market, or retreated behind the scenes, some even started the business of educating people and teaching, and often the audience is stunned, you look at me, I look at you, they are all asking who is this.
The leader of the station also suggested that Fu Heng could invite some hot first-line artists, not that the program team couldn't afford to give money, but Fu Heng really looked down on these stars in his heart, and among these popular stars, he thought it was quite good, so he had his "second entry into the palace" this time.
"Teacher Fu, didn't you swear to netizens on Weibo that you would never let me be on your show?"
As soon as the fat brother sat down, he "attacked" Fu Heng, and the audience laughed when he heard this, the fat brother was on this show for the first time, and as a result, Fu Heng, the old driver, overturned the car, and Fu Heng was "angry" for several years.
"Isn't it time to ask for a lap. ”
Fu Heng was used to talking nonsense with the fat brother, and as soon as he saw him talking nonsense, he immediately followed, completely forgetting that he was a tall show.
"You see, the opportunity rained down on them, but they were clever enough to dodge them one by one, and in the end this good thing fell on my head. ”
The fat brother is serious.
"Don't think I don't know, you don't want to take this job, I sent you a message at first to ask if you were there, but you didn't reply to me, and I had to come to the door in person!"
Fat brother just went home for a few days, every day at home with the children, the mobile phone basically did not carry in the pocket, finally at night to have time to look at the phone, thinking that Fu Heng teacher is middle-aged and elderly, must have gone to bed early, but the next day he forgot about it, he explained this matter to Fu Heng at the time.
"Teacher Fu has a suggestion for you, next time you talk about things directly, don't ask if you are there, otherwise I can't decide whether I am there or not. ”
There was another burst of laughter below.
The two of them were talking about cross talk on stage, and the laughter in the audience never stopped, and after talking nonsense for a while, Fu Heng remembered to get down to business, turned his head to look at the staff below, cleared his throat and said with a serious face: "Don't broadcast this section, it's all pinched!"
There was laughter again, and Mr. Fu overturned again.
"Ahem, let's get down to business, I heard that your new film has been filmed, how many movies are you making?"
"So now is the time for me to advertise the new film? Audience friends, I can tell you, my film ......."
Fu Heng wanted to bring the topic to the growth history of the fat brother's entertainment industry, but he didn't know if he hadn't been on the show for too long or what, so he just let himself go.
"Don't panic yet, can you tell us why you chose to become an actor at that time?"
Fu Heng was still holding the steering wheel to prevent the fat brother from going astray, and the host next door Xie Xin, who was catty in the audience, was about to laugh crazy, and Teacher Fu was about to die again.
"Teacher Fu, I was a singer at the beginning, you were mistaken. ”
The fat brother frowned and looked serious, which made the audience laugh again, hey, hey, you just don t plan to make Teacher Fu better, aren't you.
"Alas!"
Fu Heng sighed heavily, and the laughter was even louder.
"Okay, when I didn't say it. I'm not aiming for this, it's just a coincidence, if my grades are better when I go to school, I won't be unable to go to college, and I won't have to run into walls everywhere to find a job. ”
Seeing that Fu Heng was dying, the fat brother hurriedly turned his head and got down to business.
"And what state were you in at the time?"
Fu Heng saw that the fat brother had entered the state, thinking that he had mastered the rhythm of the show, and continued to ask.
"Uh, it's just that you can't do anything, you don't have anything left to eat. ”
The fat brother pondered for a while, then tilted his head and said seriously.
"Hahahaha!"
"Fat brother, let go of Teacher Fu, he's going to cry!"
"Why is this thing still so funny!"
"Can you be serious when you are a father!"
The audience laughed and wiped their tears, and when they saw Fu Heng staring at him speechlessly, the fat brother spread his hands and said helplessly: "I really haven't made any preparations, everyone is good at different things, maybe I was born to eat this bowl of rice." ”
Fu Heng's face softened a little when he heard this, well, the topic can lead to talent, and parents are advised to be cautious and not blindly let their children choose industries where they have no talent.
"I thought, I just have to work hard, and I can't waste it like I used to. ”
The fat brother squinted his eyes and seemed to recall the days when he was still working as an anchor in the rental house.
"Yes, time will tell if your efforts have been in vain. ”
Fu Heng was about to talk about talent and hard work in the next sentence, but the fat brother suddenly picked up another sentence: "Time is too lazy to pay attention to my mess." ”
Looking at the loveless teacher Fu Heng on the stage, Xie Xin in the audience was completely smiling, and the audience behind him was no better.
The already overcrowded broadcast hall of the show is more crowded at this time, and even the door is tightly stuffed by the head, and everyone in the whole building who has nothing important to do rushed over to listen to the fat brother and Teacher Fu say that cross talk is coming.