Chapter 243: The Shortest Son-in-law in History (3) + 1 Update
"Where's the footwater?" Xuan's mother grabbed the ashtray and smashed it towards Chen Xi, who flashed neatly.
Father Xuan slapped the armrest of the sofa hard, "You dare to be a sludge elder!"
Xuan Xue's face was full of disgust, how could she marry such a man, turned her head and threw herself into Bao Yu's arms, and sighed.
"Brother Bao Yu, I can't live a day like this. ”
Only Chen Xi, hahaha, laughed out loud.
Emma, this paragraph, really, is enough for her to reminisce for several years, how many times did the original author's head be struck by lightning to write such a sand sculpture plot?
But it doesn't matter, the next thing is Xiye's teaching time.
"Xuanxue, you have a man you like, I can't control it, you are willing to mess with him, whatever you want after the divorce. Chen Xi looked at Xuan Xue.
Xue Xue was shocked by his serious expression.
This man has always been cheap, and suddenly he is so serious, he is still ... It's a bit handsome.
Chen Xi has never used a man's body, but he has no sense of disobedience when he adapts to it, he is full of aggression, his eyes are lazy, the corners of his mouth are lightly pulled, he is three points ruffian and seven points lazy, such a man with style is definitely not comparable to the original owner's kneeling and licking bag.
"You, how dare you talk to me like that?" Xuan Xue said for a long time.
Chen Xi snorted, "There is reason to go all over the world, why don't I dare? ”
Her hand holding the knife pointed at Xuan's mother, "Born without teaching, no different from livestock, from the perspective of the marriage contract, the marital fidelity agreement is legally effective." Your daughters are shameless, and you parents don't know either?"
Father and Mother Xuan were so angry that their faces were distorted, "You dare to be so arrogant when you come to eat soft rice!"
"Why don't I dare?" Chen Xi turned around and pointed at Bao Yu, who was already stunned, with a boning knife.
"Boy, I think you're very dragged. "Green is here, no one cleans him up, do you really think that the eldest is the second child?
"What do you want?" Bao Yu stared nervously at Chen Xi's hand, the cold light was cold, and it was terrifying.
"Do you dare to kiss her in front of me?" Chen Xi pointed at Xuan Xue.
At this moment, the rest felt a lot of malice.
There is always a hunch that this woman is going to do something again!
Although humiliating Long Aoxi had been planned a long time ago, seeing him so arrogant, Bao Yu hesitated.
Seeing that he didn't dare for a long time, Chen Xi chuckled, "Don't you dare? Are you still a man?"
Is it a man, these four words are short.
The index of hatred is full.
Bao Yu no longer hesitated, hugged Xuanxue, and bowed his head to do that.
Chen Xi continued to provoke on the side, "If you are a man, you will go too far!"
So, Bao Yu went too far.
The old faces of the Xuan family's parents have nowhere to put them.
Bao Yu just wants to take a breath with this door-to-door son-in-law, are you a man, these words are the best provocation in any world, and the effect is very good.
Bao Yu was still angry at first, but then he was like a demon, how did Long Aoxi command him.
The parents of the Xuan family had no face to look at.
"What the hell are you going to do, you, prove that you're a useless person?" said Father Xuan.
Chen Xi compared the things in his hand, showed a mysterious smile, and successfully engraved her evil and wild smile in everyone's hearts, becoming a permanent shadow.
"Remember what you said, you said I was useless, then I'll—"
She raised and fell with a knife in her hand, accompanied by a roar that broke through the air.
"What do I want this iron pestle for!"
The whole world is condensed.
Father and Mother: ???
Xue Xue: !!
Bao Yu: !!
.... Spread out!
When it's over, he'll be scared out of the psychological shadows, right?
succeeded in scaring everyone, and Chen Xi instantly commanded the remnants who were also stupid.
"Hurry up, teleport!"
The pain was delayed, and she didn't feel it yet.
The rest of the words echoed numbly in his mind as he teleported:
Who am I, where do I come from, where am I going...
This fairy-like sand sculpture plot... How did you come up with it!!!
With that groundbreaking roar, she created a miracle.
She became the first male protagonist in the male protagonist's text to dare to raise a knife to incite herself.
This move not only successfully scared Xuan's mother into a heart attack, but also scared Xuanxue out of stress disorder, and the most successful thing is that Bao Yu was scared on the spot... It is said that he is still seeing a psychiatrist and an andrologist.
The big instigation is still in the case of such perfect foreshadowing, without a trace of psychological defense, without a trace of preparation.
That's it, just sharp.
After chopping, Dada ran faster than a rabbit, leaving the original owner to wake up and stare at the dog... Then a mouthful of blood spurted out and he fainted.
Chen Xi woke up on his fragrant cot, calmed down, calmly walked to the dressing room, calmly removed his makeup, and applied a mask.
The rest has yet to recover from the shock.
[This, this, this is the end?]
The shortest crossing ever!
Didn't you enter that world for ten minutes? No, not for five minutes.
Only...?
It's getting bigger and more stable, giving people the world to make it look like a bird, and she comes back to apply a mask herself?
Woman... It is really the most terrifying creature in this world, terrifying, terrifying!
I don't know if it's an illusion, but I can hear a faint laugh coming from next door with good sound insulation.
Secretary Silver's stomach hurts with laughter.
Hold your phone, glance at it, pound the table and laugh for a while.
"Emma, if I can't laugh so badly, boss, you'll have to count me at work. ”
How can there be such a strange woman in this world?
At this time, the big boss was tinkering with soup in the kitchen, and he didn't even bother to look at his phone.
I don't know what the moth next door has produced in such a short period of time.
"It's amazing, this can be regarded as her completing the task, hahahaha, the click rate is so high. ”
Secretary Silver was cramping with laughter.
The proprietress is really a talent.
Go in for a few minutes, say the most ruthless things, pretend to be the best ×, take the most poisonous knife... Or cut yourself.
It's really hard to talk a lot.
It was originally a very street-beating book, but it boiled in an instant.
Readers rushed to tell each other, and the major book posts were discussing the rare self-incitement of strange articles in this online literature circle.
The click-through rate of the book went up all at once.
It's good to look at it first, and it's on the page where the male protagonist uses the expression of a domineering president to say the most ruthless words and makes countless male compatriots empathize with him.
Punch in in droves.
Is there a famous scene?
There are even very talented readers who drew this paragraph with sand sculpture painters and made a short video to play on major platforms.
So more people came to watch the scene.
As a paid chapter, although there is only a subscription to one chapter, it can't stand a lot of people.
Puerile...
The sales of this street book were very poor before, and the base was too small, so the person who opened it only ordered one chapter, and easily turned the subscription up.
The book has since become a masterpiece.
Someone else made a slip of the tongue.