Chapter 0927 - Yan Press

Lin Huangshang, as a parrot of unknown breed, although for many years, the parrot circle generally believes that he is a yellowed budgie parrot, but because the eyes of the yellowed tiger skin are red, this is not consistent with Lu Fanying's saying that Xiao Huang's "there is a starry sky in his eyes", of course, it does not match, so although most people think so, they can never make an assertion.

In addition, some people say that it is not a peony parrot, but peonies generally have yellow-red varieties, and pure yellow is basically never seen.

There is no conclusion to such a fight.

Lin Haven never revealed the answer - because he didn't know that when the Valley of the Wicked sent out this parrot, he didn't tell him about the breed, and the birds raised by pig killers in ancient rivers and lakes, even if they had a breed name, were estimated to be different from now.

So it's just uniquely hanging there.

However, it is undeniable that in the whole country, and even in the whole world, Xiao Huang is the most well-known parrot, and now he wants to open a new era for the parrot family and open up a new situation.

A total of 36 were collected in Dunhuang, and more than 200 were signed up in the capital alone.

However, a large number of female parrots have problems when filling in their genders.

"I'm very sorry, your love bird is female, and it is not eligible for this recruitment, thank you for participating!"

Huh?

Sexism?

In fact, the difference between male and female parrots is not particularly big, and the male is sometimes a little pretty, but it is also limited, so it is a bit outrageous to take the male and female as a condition, in the eyes of the parrot owner, it may be what kind of shady curtain - it is too hot, too many related households, so messy.

Someone followed the hotline and called.

"Hello, this is Dunhuang entertainment singer Lin Huangshang's special line. ”

“...... Hello. I almost didn't react, who is the Dunhuang singer Lin Huangshang: "I want to react to one thing." ”

"Speak, please. ”

"In your recruitment campaign, when I filled in the gender column, a prompt popped up, saying that it was because the gender was female, so it was not eligible, and I think this is very unreasonable, and you should give a convincing explanation. ”

"Hello, that's right, our event planning is just a male parrot, so I'm sorry-"

"No, both male and female birds look like birds, so why do you use gender to sift people? Oh no, sift birds. ”

"I'm sorry, but that's what we do, and it's true that females don't meet the conditions. ”

"You are engaged in sexism, I will go to Weibo to accuse you. ”

“...... Sorry, but this is indeed a requirement for our event. ”

Customer service is like that, a sentence can be said 900 times upside down, and when you say that you doubt your life, and even start scolding people - and then she will say that you have a bad attitude and are personally attacked.

The owner who didn't get a satisfactory answer really posted a complaint on Weibo.

He also appealed that the big guys should join hands and say no to Dunhuang, unless they correct their mistakes.

Of course, no one paid attention to him.

Dunhuang still succeeded in recruiting 36 beautiful male parrots, because there were enough supplies in the capital, so Tiannan and other applications were basically rejected - at least 300 birds were rejected in the whole process.

These bird parents and bird mothers, not angry, have privately planned to take their birds to make trouble.

......

On October 1, at the Phoenix Art Exhibition Center in Beijing, the "Hundred Birds and Phoenix" press conference of Lin Huangshang's new album "Birdsong" was officially launched.

People passing by the art exhibition center saw a rare scene.

Hundreds of parrots of all colors blocked the door.

Quack, quack, screaming.

Those who recite ancient poems, sing, speak, and scold the streets—especially those who scold the streets, and some people hear someone behind them say, "Say you, the ugly ghost is embarrassed to go out", and the person turned his head angrily and found that it was a bird. There are quite a few such examples.

The employees of Dunhuang and the Art Exhibition Center were also dumbfounded, but there was already a death order from above, not to let the birds in.

But it's not a problem to be blocked like this.

"Otherwise, let the dukes in and let them take care of them. Lin Qing proposed.

"Then what can I do about them?" the marketing manager disagreed: "Let the security guard stop it." ”

Lin Haven flicked Xiao Huang's brain: "Let him go." ”

"Huh, let them go?"

What does this mean? Do you want to stop it, or let it in?

"I mean let Xiao Huang go," Lin Haven stood up, and instructed Xiao Huang as he walked: "Don't go crazy with me later, don't go to the female parrot, don't hear it, don't go to the male, don't you hear? You are also a famous bird now, and you will be more famous soon, you have to pay attention to your image, what is on the spot, it is seen by other birds, and it is used as a small piece to watch, what is evil." ”

A black line followed.

The army of people and birds blocking the door, the front was suddenly quiet, and the back stepped to look, only to find that Lin Haven had come out with Xiao Huang in person.

He didn't speak, and as soon as he raised his hand, Xiao Huang flew into the sky.

Wow!

The audience was amazed.

Under the sun, the golden parrot is like a golden streamer, and the beauty is incomparable.

Xiao Huang flew around the top of the heads of the other parrots, hovering in the middle, looking up to the sun, a long cry of broken gold and jade suddenly sounded - this sound is difficult to describe with onomatopoeia, but it does have a sense of nobility that hits the heart, Kunshan jade broken phoenix called, hibiscus cried Lu Xianglan smiled.

"Seize the opportunity and pretend to beep!"

Lin Haven sighed, very unaccustomed to such a pompous Xiao Huang.

But the effect is obvious, after Xiao Huang chirped, all those parrots were cowardly, lying on the body of the bird's father and mother, not daring to move, and it was very weak.

Lin Haven snapped his fingers, and Xiao Huang flew back to his shoulders, holding his head up, quite proud—as a career-minded parrot, it was obvious that his dislike for female parrots was no match for the attraction of the limelight.

Seeing that Xiao Huang and Lin Haven returned to the art exhibition center, the staff of Dunhuang used loudspeakers to persuade everyone.

This time, seeing that their birds are like plague chickens, these people have no mind, so hurry up and go home.

And those who filmed the whole process rushed to the place where there was an IFI, and wanted to rush to the Internet before others, and put the video on the Internet, attracting countless replies:

"A hundred birds and a phoenix!!! The cliff on Emperor Lin is the golden blood of the parrot!"

", there is really a bloodline crushing - such a mysterious thing, it's too unbelievable. ”

"No wonder people can be the superstar of the birds, look at this majesty and this momentum, it is by no means an ordinary bird. ”