"Ah, Mr. He, you're cheating," my sister said coquettishly.

After speaking, the leaky net in his hand also began to fly wildly.

At this moment, the four people who had finished the mushroom house were sitting in the gazebo, and Wang Lei shouted to the two people in the field: "Lao He, I didn't catch the fish, I almost came back, Yue Yue and Zhang Jia are here." ”

When the two guests saw the two people in the field, they also waved hello.

"Teacher He, come back soon..."

"Teacher He, I'll wait for you..."

Teacher He, who was working hard, heard the shouting, looked up and saw the two people greeting each other, and hurriedly waved his hand and shouted, "Yue Yue, Jiajia, hello! I'll be back soon." ”

The two people in the field stopped at this shout, and after Mr. He finished answering, he walked to the back basket containing the fish and looked at it, and felt that the fish were almost enough, so he beckoned his sister to come ashore, and no longer competed, and walked to the mushroom house.

Quickly returned to the mushroom house, as soon as Mr. He entered the door, Yue Peng and Zhang Jia were already standing at the door to greet him, at this time, Mr. He hugged the two of them, officially greeted him, and said to Wang Lei in the pavilion: "Mr. Wang, my sister and I caught a lot of fish and came back." ”

When Wang Lei heard this, he came up curiously, looked into the back basket, and saw that there were very fresh fish in it, and he said happily: "Yes, yes, Lao He first raised them in the pool and waited for them to vomit mud." ”

At the same time as Teacher He went to release the fish, Bu Fan came to Zhang Zifeng's side and acted as an introducer, "Sister Zhang Jia, this is my sister Zhang Zifeng, and my sister is Sister Zhang Jia." ”

The two shook hands and said hello.

originally thought that after introducing Zhang Jia, it should be his turn, but Yue Peng was already ready next to him.

But I don't know if it's intentional, after introducing Zhang Jia, Wang Lei and Bu Fan selectively forgot about Yue Peng.

Yue Peng saw that they were like this, he clenched his fist with one hand and covered his mouth, and made the iconic action without hesitation, a look of disbelief, and the appearance of grievance instantly appeared in front of everyone, and said to a few people: "Oh my God, don't you introduce me?

After speaking, he walked forward, stretched out his paw to Zhang Zifeng and said, "Hello sister, my name is Yue Peng, a singer and actor." ”

Zhang Zifeng's smile was slightly red at this time, and he was just about to stretch out his little hand to say hello, Yue Peng was pushed away by Wang Lei next to him, and said to Zhang Zifeng: "Xiao Feng, don't pay attention to him, he is the one who ordered a lot of things last night, he wants to exhaust your father and me to death, this person's heart is very bad." ”

"Oh . . . Oh.." Zhang Zifeng nodded in understanding.

Yue Peng was extremely aggrieved at this time, what is this, I'll just show it.

Do you know that this is how the show became Chen Duxiu?

At this time, Zhang Jia next to him patted Yue Peng on the shoulder and asked curiously: "Yue Yue will ask you a question first, when you introduced you just now, you said that you are a singer, what kind of singer are you?"

"Ahh Five rings, you have one more ring than four rings. Yes.. Yes.. Five rings, you are one ring less than the sixth ring. Yue Peng heard Zhang Jia's questioning, opened his mouth and hummed his iconic song, and after humming two sentences, he said to Zhang Jia as a matter of course: "This song is very popular, okay?"

After speaking, he immediately made a surprised look and continued to Zhang Jia: "Oh my God! Don't say you haven't heard of it, have you just connected to the Internet in the mountains?"

"you!" Zhang Jia saw Yue Peng playing cheap, pushed him back two steps, and asked unconvinced: "Okay, then let me ask you again, you said that you are an actor, do you mean to say that you are an actor in front of Teacher Wang, Bu Fan, and Xiaofeng?"

Hearing this, Yue Peng pretended to be shy and twisted twice, and said, "Oops! Cross talk actors are also actors..."

At this time, there was silence all around, and everyone looked at Yue Peng in surprise.

I didn't expect him to be such a person, it's really a bit of a show, a funny show.

Some people sell cute, which makes people feel very cute, and some people sell cuteness but it is shameful, and Yue Peng is the latter.

Including Teacher He, who had already returned from releasing the fish, the four of them looked at Yue Peng, and felt that the sky was thundering at this time.

"Wow..."

Zhang Jia was the first, and when she saw a "wow", she held the gazebo and pretended to vomit.

After Zhang Jia took the lead, the other three also vomited.

Yue Peng saw the performance of the four of them, and waved his hand awkwardly, "Hmph, people are ignoring you.." After saying that, he ran to the corner.

When the four of them heard this, the vomiting that had been stopped immediately went up and down.

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The five of them had enough trouble, returned to the pavilion and sat down, Wang Lei said: "Yue Yue, Zhang Jia, since you have come to the mushroom house, do you have to experience rural life?"

After the commotion, the dinner began, Wang Lei was drinking tea at this time while giving the two guests a set, after all, the more people who worked, the easier it was for him, and besides, plus what he just flickered, the belongings were only 400 yuan in total, and they didn't ask them to work and order a fart meal.

After speaking, Wang Lei took advantage of the tea to give Teacher He a look at him next to him.

"Yue Yue, there is work to be done at home in the afternoon, and there is work to be done outside. You pick one. "Teacher He understands in seconds, and he also helps with the set.

Yue Peng resisted, "Teacher He, I just came, and my ass hasn't been heated yet! You just ask us to work, isn't that okay? Besides, I'm a guest, this is not hospitality..."

"The purpose of the show is how much work the guests do and how much food they eat, and it depends on you whether you want to drink water or eat at night. Wang Lei said coldly while drinking tea.

After Wang Lei finished speaking, Teacher He, who was cooperative, immediately answered and said: "Yes! Besides, Yue Yue, you see that you are fat, you should exercise more." ”

At this time, the two of them are singing red and white, and they are full of tacit understanding.

"Exercise? What kind of exercise? I exercise every day at home. ”

When Wang Lei heard this, he directly took off the slippers on his feet and threw them over. Driving, he doesn't care if there is evidence or not, there is his daughter here, and he is suspected of not being able to do it, so he was directly beheaded.

"Uncle, what are you doing?"

"Don't you see a child here?" Wang Lei pointed to Zhang Zifeng, who was drinking milk next to him, and said, "Pick up the slippers for your uncle." ”

Yue Peng picked up the slippers with an innocent face and handed them to Wang Lei respectfully, he couldn't afford to provoke him, he felt so wronged, at this time, it was equivalent to someone beating him on the left cheek, but he had to obediently turn around and change it to the right cheek, and he himself was a cheap person and really did it.

Yue Peng, who handed over the slippers, said that he still wanted to struggle for a while, and said in a blink of an eye: "I'm not fat, Sister Zhang Jia is much fatter than me, leave this opportunity to her, I won't fight." ”

"What did you say?"

Zhang Jia, who was sitting next to Yue Peng, heard this, and without saying a word, he hammered Yue Peng with a fist.

Just say it, dare to pull it on her, never say a word more than you can do it, and beat him without saying anything.

"Don't, don't!, Sister Zhang Jia, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong?"

Although Yue Peng kept begging for mercy, Zhang Jia had no intention of letting him go.

As for the others, they did not think about saving him.

Who told him that he couldn't control his mouth, and the only two girls in the mushroom house were offended by him.

One is like a tiger, and he can clean him up with different tricks; the other is a group pet, he doesn't need to come forward by himself, and he doesn't even need her to greet him, as long as her father, mother, and brother find out that something is wrong, they will ensure that they rush up with a roar as soon as possible and teach him how to behave.

Ah, this man has to be honest.

......

After making a fuss for a while, Bu Fan, who was sitting next to him, spoke: "Brother Yue, if you continue like this, your belly will be bigger than Teacher Wang's." After speaking, Bu Fan took a serious look at Wang Lei and Yue Peng.

"Poof, you dead boy, fat is fat, why are you mentioning me. When Wang Lei heard this, the tea he had just drunk in his mouth squirted out directly, and his face darkened: "Bufan, is your kid itchy and owe it to clean up?"

Hearing this, Bu Fan hurriedly moved next to his sister Zhang Zifeng, stared at Wang Lei with a scared look in his eyes and said: "Teacher Wang, the gentleman doesn't move, if you dare to do it, I will go back and tell the teacher, and let her punish you for kneeling on the washboard, when I came, I heard that the family just changed a new one." ”

"Oh....."

"Washboard ....."

"New?"

"What about that one?

Hearing this, everyone's eyes suddenly flashed, and they seemed to have heard some terrible news.

Good chicken jelly, so excited!

Oh, forgive them for their restless gossip hearts, I like to listen to these things that I don't know, and at this time, my eyes invariably glanced back and forth on Bu Fan and Wang Lei.

While looking at Wang Lei, he silently urged Bu Fan to continue.

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