81 weeks, otherwise you are really bold
Before the broadcast of the new episode of the program, Fat Brother successfully passed the exam of subject 2, and is now preparing to participate in the 5-kilometer road test per person with everyone.
It's greasy!
The fat brother saw at least ten people, and when he stuffed things for his respective coaches in the open, and asked for a road test, he arranged a position for himself with simple road conditions and easy to pass.
Fat brother's car, in addition to him, there is also a hot girl in a miniskirt, two young people in their 20s.
Looking at the coach's attitude towards them, and then looking at the attitude towards himself, the fat brother knew that he was the only one who didn't make this car.
The coach has also been glancing at the fat brother with his spare eyes, and seeing that this product is so unpopular, he had to take the initiative to mention: "Oh, twenty yuan, you can help me go to the store over there to buy a piece of China." ”
When the other three heard this, they all cast sympathetic glances at the fat brother, and honestly stuffed two hundred yuan into it.
The fat brother answered, took the money and went happily, while the coach looked at his departing back with disdain, and said softly: "Idiot!"
The sun was a little shining, and the coach took the other three people to get into the car first.
Soon the fat brother came back with a black plastic bag, and handed it to the coach as soon as he got in the car: "Your China, and the money you are looking for are also in it." ”
The coach snorted and took the plastic bag, now he knows that he wants to please me?
I didn't look at it, I reached out and touched it, something was wrong?
Take it out again and see that Nima is a Chinese toothpaste!
"Toothpaste?!"
The coach turned his head and glared at the fat guy and yelled.
"What do you want to buy for 20 yuan? It's not Chinese toothpaste, it's Chinese cigarettes?"
The fat brother didn't have a good tone to go back.
"Okay!"
After the coach finished speaking, he opened the window of the car, threw out the toothpaste, put on sunglasses and started the car.
The two men in the back row quietly gave the fat brother a thumbs up.
I'm not your father, so I'm not used to your stinky problem!
The car drove to a two-way four-lane road, looking at the road surface is estimated to be a new road that has just been opened to traffic, there are few cars on the road, let alone pedestrians, as long as they are not blind, they should be able to drive.
Sure enough, the co-pilot's miniskirt girl was the first to take the test.
After turning on the roof machine, the instructor took command in the co-pilot.
I have to look at the road for a while, and I have to look at the girl's thighs for a while, and I'm too busy.
There were several times when the coach wanted to use an excuse to help her straighten the steering wheel, and he didn't honestly want to take advantage, but he was blocked by the girl.
5 kilometers passed quickly, although the coach did not have a hand addiction, but he was too addicted to the eyes, and he was a little reluctant to replace the next person.
Two hours later, it was finally the fat brother's turn, the fat brother was about to get out of the car to change people, but the coach said that he wanted to go to the toilet, and drove all the way to the city, driving into the surface parking lot of a shopping mall.
After coming out, he pointed to the fat brother: "It's your turn!"
This will be the afternoon rush hour, not only the road is full of cars, but also pedestrians.
Can this little trick pit the fat brother?
The fat brother dared to pat his chest at the lieutenant general and said that his brother drove a thief, just missing a driver's license!
Half an hour later, the fat brother easily passed the exam, and the next thing is to wait for 7 working days to get the certificate, and then dare to race openly!
The fat brother is happy, but the coach is full of unhappiness!
After returning home, he sat on the sofa without saying a word, he felt that after so many years in the industry, his pride and dignity were completely hit by the fat brother!
After his son came back from school, he quickly picked up and changed the channel, and the latest episode of the masked singer was playing on the TV, and the leading boss on the stage was singing blue and white porcelain.
The coach also watched from the side, until he saw the dragon head boss take off his mask!
Fat guy was shocked!
This week, isn't it the week that played Lao Tzu today!
"Son, you know this week, don't you?"
"Yes! He's awesome! I'm a fan of him!"
"Oh, tell me, what's going on?"
Seeing that his father was also interested in his idol, his son proudly talked about the fat brother's weight loss from the beginning to the masked singer.
The coach didn't remember anything, but remembered what his son said: Zhou Otherwise, he drove to assist the police to solve the case!
But he's still taking a driver's license test today!
What does this mean? It means that he is driving without a license!
A fine of 2,000 and 15 days of detention is considered light!
As soon as he thought of this, the coach was in a good mood instantly, and quickly got up and entered the room, locked the door and took out the phone.
"Hey, 110?"
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The fat brother was humming a song while cooking in the kitchen, and the door opened the door.
Han Yuyun walked into the kitchen with a greedy face: "There are so many dishes today, what a good day!"
"Let me tell you, from today onwards, my brother also has an identity and a person of social status!"
The fat brother turned around and said with a coaxing expression.
"A cult has hired you as a Dharma protector?"
", I got my driver's license today!"
"Yo! Your excellence really stresses me down!"
Han Yuyun made a look of admiration on her face, and exaggerated with her hands in her heart.
"Comrade Han Yuyun, don't worry, I will lead you to progress together!"
"Say you're fat, you're still panting, aren't you? Cook well!"
After speaking, Han Yuyun rolled her eyes and turned around and walked out of the kitchen.
After a meal, the two of them kept bickering and eating in a fight.
"By the way, that courier is yours. ”
Han Yuyun pointed to the document bag on the table.
Anyone else sending me something?
The fat brother opened it curiously and saw that there was a driver's license lying quietly in the bag!
Didn't you say seven working days?
Even if I'm a star...... Damn, I'm nothing!
So why so fast?!
"Ding-dong-ding-dong!"
The doorbell rang.
Han Yuyun opened the door and saw that two policemen were standing at the door: "May I ask Mr. Zhou Otherwise, does Mr. Zhou live here?"
Hearing this, the fat brother quickly got up and walked to the door: "I'm Zhou, what's the matter?"
"We received a report that you were suspected of driving without a license, so came over and verified. ”
Before the fat brother could do anything, Han Yuyun chuckled in her heart, wondering if she should go to the second floor to make a call.
"How can I drive without a license, you don't know what kind of person I am!"
The fat brother played haha, trying to see if he could get through the trick.
"Of course we know the fat brother, but one yard is one yard, since we have received the report, then we have to verify it regardless of whether it is true or not! Fat brother, just take out your driver's license and show it to us." ”
It seems that the fat brother is really known everywhere in the police system, but listening to this tone, knowing is knowing, and it is impossible to show favoritism.
Driver's license, where the can I find this driver's license for you!
Wait! That ...... in the courier just now
"Wait a minute, I'll go get it right away!"
After speaking, the fat brother hurriedly slipped into the restaurant, took out the driver's license in the courier bag, and opened it.
Name: Zhou is not true
Gender: Male
The photos are also their own, and the most important thing is that the validity period is calculated from last year!
Seeing that the fat brother really got this driver's license out, Han Yuyun was almost stunned!
Big brother, don't you know that forging fake licenses is worse than driving without a license? Han Yuyun shouted in her heart.
The police took the fat brother's driver's license, first looked at the authenticity of the driver's license with the naked eye, and then checked the fat brother's driver's license code on the PDA.
The fat brother's heart was about to jump to his throat, staring straight at the driver's license in the policeman's hand!
Han Yuyun didn't dare to imagine the picture of the fat brother being escorted to the police station by the police for a while.
"It's correct, no problem!"
The policeman handed back his driver's license with a smile, and then said: "But fat brother, your driver's license is really well protected, just like the one you just received!"
After a few more pleasantries, the policeman left.
"I often come to play when I have time!"
The fat guy stuck his head out of the door and shouted into the elevator.
Immediately closed the door quickly, and Han Yuyun stared at each other.
"Zhou, otherwise, why didn't I find out that you were so bold before, and you still dare to apply for a fake certificate?"
The Korean language is about to go crazy.
"I don't know ...... either"
Eh, is that the big guy in the capital?
Halfway through his explanation, the fat brother suddenly felt that he might know where this driver's license came from......