Chapter 36: The Power of Black Powder
As soon as Zhao Gou was updated, the black fans were ready to move, and they couldn't wait to leave a message under Zhao Gou's waves, anyway, no matter what Zhao Gou said, they just had no brains.
"The case has been solved, and Zhao Ergou is the murderer. ”
"Upstairs, you don't even look at it, it's about your inner world. ”
"Melon seeds and Maza are ready, sit and watch the first and second floors open. ”
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There are too many people who leave messages, Zhao Gou's Xiaomi 5 can't react, Zhao Gou thinks that the mobile phone that has been with him for five years should be laid off, I heard that Xiaomi is out to 11.
Pap Zhao Gou slapped himself with his backhand, how could he be rich, but he was even more unproductive, and he searched it. How can Xiaomi match me Zhao Gou, at least I have to change to OPPO.
Zhao Gou rubbed his cheeks vigorously and took back his scattered thoughts. These black fans are really painful, the brain circuit is quite strange, the message area has become their battlefield, and the topic has gone astray.
The publicity was not enough, Zhao Gou called Meng Tong and Zhang Xuening and asked them to help promote "Crazy Electric Buttocks".
The two helped Zhao Gou to promote in the waves, Meng Tong does not have many fans, but the quality is very high, and those who follow Meng Tong are friends in the circle.
Artichoke is a very famous movie review website and a gathering place for movie lovers. After years of development, artichoke has accumulated a large number of users, but all the movies that can be recommended by artichoke have performed well at the box office.
An Zhizhi is a special commentator on Artichoke Network, and he is also a friend of Meng Tong, as long as it is Meng Tong's work, he will recommend it on Artichoke Network.
An Zhizhi browsed the micro waves as usual, he is used to understanding the preferences of young people at the moment through the micro waves, after all, young people are the main consumer group of movies, and it is An Xiaoxiao's job to recommend excellent movies that meet the values and outlook of life of young people to young people.
In a society with an increasingly rich cultural life, it is even more difficult to select good films, and Meng Tong's slight wave advertised a movie called "Crazy Electric Buttocks" that aroused An Zhizhi's idea.
With an attitude of being responsible for his own tasting, he bought a movie ticket and prepared to watch the movie. Looking at the viewing time on the ticketing software at 10 o'clock in the morning, and there is only this one in one day, such a bleak time and the amount of filming, An knows that he doesn't have much hope for this movie, and he has already bought a ticket to go and see it to pass the time.
An Zhizhi came to the nearby movie theater, he took the ticket and looked at the time, there were still 5 minutes before the movie started, but the empty ticket gate made An Zhizhi retreat a little.
With his trust in Meng Tong, An Zhizhi stepped into the screening hall, and there were three couples scattered in the empty screening hall.
As soon as the lights went out in the screening room and the movie began to play, couples began to work together in unison.
An knows that he is helpless, 2 tickets are 60 yuan, isn't it fragrant to go to open an hourly room? Young people's hobbies are so unique and exciting.
Ignoring the wild mandarin ducks scattered around, An Zhizhi watched the movie seriously, he had his own ethics, and he could watch no matter how bad the movie was.
"Crazy Electric Buttocks" tells the story of the demolition of an urban village, the village head Wang Tiezhu learned the news in advance and built a building frantically, and after the demolition, Wang Tiezhu received 200 million yuan in compensation.
Wang Tiezhu has money, his stupid son Wang Dazhuang naturally became a sweetheart, and the matchmaker introduced many girls, but Wang Tiezhu was not satisfied.
Once Wang Tiezhu watched a beauty contest on TV, he felt that he could also hold a beauty contest and choose someone with a big ass and a good birth.
After all, he Wang Tiezhu is old, Wang Dazhuang's marriage has always been his heart disease, and as soon as he and his wife are combined, Wang Tiezhu finds a planning company for them to plan a beauty contest, and the standard is to see whose ass is beautiful. Of course, the appearance can't be too bad, how can Wang Tiezhu be wronged by Wang Dazhuang if he is not bad, and the prize money of the game is as high as 10 million.
The idle ruffian in the village heard that Wang Tiezhu was looking for a wife for Wang Dazhuang's beauty pageant, and he and his good buddy Laizi were ready to look for a personal selection to participate in the competition.
Lai Zi felt that Liu Dahua, a former woman in the village, was good and had the possibility of winning the championship.
The black skin gave him a brain melon seed and said.
"Liu Dahua is definitely not good, many gentlemen in the village have taken care of her business, you give Wang Tiezhu the whole Liu Dahua transfer is not willing to add blockage to others, can you have good fruits to eat." ”
"What's the matter, Brother Hei?" Lai Zi was confused.
Heipi took out a magazine, and the cover girl was Li Ying, a famous Asian buttocks model.
"I have already inquired that Li Ying will come to us for an event in 2 days, and we will find a way to intercept Li Ying. "Black Leather is confident.
After Li Ying attended the event, the black-skinned duo who were followed were successfully kidnapped.
Heipi forced Li Ying to participate in the beauty contest held by Wang Tiezhu, and Li Ying disagreed with Heipi and forced Li Ying to take large-scale photos to threaten her.
Li Ying had to agree, and the beauty contest began, and Li Ying won the championship unexpectedly.
Heipi handed Li Ying's photo to Wang Tiezhu, and Wang Tiezhu was very satisfied with Li Ying and gave Heipi a bonus.
Wang Tiezhu, who got the photo, wanted to blackmail Li Ying to marry Wang Dazhuang, Li Ying saw that Wang Dazhuang, who was stupid, was naturally unwilling, and was locked up by Wang Tiezhu.
Although Wang Dazhuang said that he was stupid, he was very simple in his heart, and he couldn't bear to watch Li Ying being forced, Wang Dazhuang stole the photo, handed it to Li Ying and let her go.
Li Ying, who fled and ran away, called the police, and the police arrested Heipi and Laizi, Li Ying helped Wang Tiezhu whitewash Wang Dazhuang's face, and Wang Tiezhu was able to escape punishment.
At the end of the movie, Wang Dazhuang looked at Li Ying who was going away and said to his father Wang Tiezhu.
"Dad, I know you're good to me, in fact, what I like is the fat girl in the next village, only she doesn't think I'm stupid, she said that she wants to be my mother-in-law, Dad, you go to propose marriage to me, don't toss anymore. You all think I'm stupid, but I know best, I know what I want. ”
The sleepy An Zhi was shocked by the last scene of the movie, and he understood what the movie was trying to convey.
An Xiao sighed, "If a person drinks water, he knows how cold and warm he is!"
He couldn't wait to go back and review the movie, he had a stomach for things to say.
When he returned home, An Zhizhi opened the artichoke network to write a movie review for "Crazy Electric Buttocks", and he was surprised to find that "Crazy Electric Buttocks" had appeared on the recommended channel of the artichoke network.
Artichoke has a scoring system for each movie, with a minimum score of 1 out of 10, and no matter how bad the movie is, there will be an average of 1 point.
But "Crazy Electric Buttocks" has climbed the recommended position of artichoke with an average score of 1 point, artichoke has a ticketing system, as long as you have bought a ticket for a movie on artichoke, you can score and evaluate the movie.
An knows that there are 100,000 negative reviews in the comment area of "Crazy Electric Buttocks", and the comments are uniform.
Zhao Ergou Black Powder No. 1 came to report and did not explain that his life was black!
Zhao Ergou Black Powder No. 2 came to report and did not explain that his life was black!
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Zhao Ergou Black Powder No. 100,000 came to report and did not explain that he was black for a lifetime!
An knows to refresh the web page, the messages of black fans are still being updated, An knows that his head is full of black lines, he wrote a movie review, and he used his permission to put it at the top.
An knew that this movie would refresh the lowest score ever on Artichoke.com, but there was no doubt that it was on fire!