Chapter 33: A woman is a very strange animal
Eat and drink to your heart's content.
Zheng Xiaoyu went into the study to do a live broadcast, and Meng Ke could only hold a notebook in the living room and scroll through the web page.
Up to now, Meng Ke's new book has been uploaded for five days, except for the first day of the update of three chapters and 10,000 words, the remaining four days are all 70,000 words per day, and now it has been updated with 290,000 words, according to the previous application with Yu Jirui, it will be on the shelves tomorrow.
What is more embarrassing is that as an author, he has no idea whether Yu Jirui will arrange for him at zero o'clock or 12 noon.
How can this be updated?
Surrender.
What is there to be ashamed of surrendering to your own editors.
Directly called up Yu Jirui's dialog box: "Boss, are you there?"
A minute later.
Yu Jirui: "If you have something to say, you won't reply to this kind of nonsense in the future." ”
Meng Ke: "I feel like I'm an alien. ”
Yu Jirui: "Neurotic." ”
Meng Ke: "Am I wrong about what I said, the tentacle monster with 70,000 words a day is not an alien?"
Yu Jirui: "Do you dare to talk like that in real life?"
Meng Ke: "What don't you dare?" ”
Yu Jirui: "Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death on the street?"
Meng Ke: "The head is iron-mouthed, the king has eight lives, it's so horizontal." ”
Yu Jirui: "Are you idle and have nothing to do?"
Meng Ke: "I'm super sweet." ”
Yu Jirui: "Get out!"
Meng Ke: "Gotta ......"
Seconds.
seconds back.
Meng Ke: "By the way, boss, I heard that drinking papaya milk is very useful, do you drink it every day?"
Yu Jirui: "What?"
Thousands of miles away in Pearl City, Yu Jirui in front of the computer desk was confused, did the tentacle monster have anything to do with papaya milk?
Meng Ke: "I mean yours...... It's too big, isn't it too much papaya milk?"
After typing this message, Meng Ke directly threw over an emoji with a great bust, and the meaning was self-evident: "Boss, don't think about it, I asked for my best friend, and I definitely didn't mean to tease you." ”
Editing the big guy.
What I Meng Ke said is true, there is no flaw in logical thinking, and the mental process is very rigorous and full.
Of course, if Meng Ke could see Yu Jirui's murderous expression now, he would definitely not feel that he was flawless and rigorous and full anymore. The original smoke-like curved eyebrows of the goddess of the forest wood were about to fly into the sky, her fair and translucent skin was rippling with a layer of redness, and in front of her body with amazing proportions, her undulating breasts almost burst the silky pajamas.
"I'm big or small, what's the matter with you, damn it, Meng Ke, you go to die!" Yu Jirui viciously typed out a string of cursed characters, if it weren't for the lady's and professional beliefs to support her, she would have smashed the computer long ago.
O sin, sins, iniquities.
However, what about Meng Ke, the initiator?
whistling, watching dramas, copying books without a match, and doesn't seem to care at all. Although he didn't ask a word about the matter, Meng Ke's goal had been achieved, he was just reminding his editor that the poor author Gou Jier had been waiting by the computer, and he said that it would be put on the shelves, but don't forget it.
As for the goddess of the forest wood system, will Yu Jirui hate him?
Ho ho, I don't understand, women are animals, in fact, they just like to do, especially beautiful little girls. The more you provoke her, the more she may care about you, human nature is so sinful and rebellious, you can't be convinced, this is the reality, learn it.
Meng Ke guessed that with such an operation, the time when the new book was put on the shelves was most likely to be 0:00 at night, wait, when the state changed, directly send VIP chapters, and there will be income if you have subscriptions, which is the lifeblood of online articles.
Waiting is always lonely.
Wait, wait, wait.
Suddenly.
Meng Ke slapped his head, how could he forget the business, on the way to participate in the "Trend Music Competition", he inadvertently met Ning Qiumei. From that frightening glance, Meng Ke estimated that the fat girl with the big fat dog must say bad things about herself, and she can't help but guard against it.
Not for anything else.
Just for Ning Qiu Mei Ning girl.
Who made this girl's beauty bubble, Meng Ke was a little greedy for the other party's body when he saw it for the first time, and he always felt that this girl had an indescribable temperament.
After thinking for a moment, Meng Ke edited a long message and sent it to Ning Qiumei: "There was a misunderstanding with your friend on the bus today, if it is convenient, please apologize to her on my behalf, and go to KTV to sing that day, it's not that I deliberately said goodbye, the main thing is that there is really an urgent matter to deal with, I hope you can understand, next time, next time I will invite you to K song, how long K will last." ”
It took about five minutes after the message was sent out before the reply came: "It's okay, Fang Yuan told me, she also has something wrong, don't take it to heart, I'm in Yuanyuan's house now, I have changed the new environment, I can't sleep, it seems to be insomnia." ”
The message is followed by a tongue-sticking out meme.
Naughty mixed with a hint of charm.
What a goblin.
Insomnia?
It seems that Ning Xiaoniu recognizes the bed!
If you have insomnia, then I won't be able to sleep, just right, Meng Ke quickly began to type: "I'm not at home, I spent the night at my brother's house, and I couldn't sleep, I found myself recognizing the bed." ”
Ning Qiumei: "That...... Let's talk for a while?"
Meng Ke: "Listen to you." ”
Ning Qiumei: "Listen to me?" Then I said that if you talk until dawn, will you persist until dawn?"
Dawn?
Meng Ke was stunned, this little girl is crazy, where is there so much to say, can you talk until dawn after chatting?
I was a dog in my heart, but Meng Ke's subordinates didn't dare to knock like this, and the text sent out was like this: "You will have a headache after chatting for so long." ”
“emmm...... I'm having a bit of a headache right now. ”
"It hurts, it hurts. ”
"It hurts. ”
Ning Qiumei stared at four messages in a row: "Meng Ke, what's wrong with you, don't scare me, do you need to help you shout 120?"
Three seconds later.
With a ding, Meng Ke's message came again: "I feel like my brain is full of you, and it's about to explode!"
“......???”
Ning Qiumei looked at the message sent by Meng Ke, her expression suddenly became shy, it stands to reason that a woman who aspires to be an excellent actress can be casually shy.
Moreover, Meng Ke is obviously not a rich second generation, just a very, very ordinary boy, and a little nonsensical and cheeky.
But Ning Qiumei was just shy: "You talk well." ”
"Oh no, something stuck in my throat. Meng Ke sent a message embarrassedly, "Ah...... It feels like it's coming out. ”
Biu。
“♥。 ”
A red peach heart emoji was sent.
Ning Qiumei pursed her lips and smiled: "I don't talk to you anymore, why do you always send some strange things and fall asleep." ”
Almost when Ning Qiumei hung up the message to Meng Ke, the audition recording video of "Trend Music Competition" was launched.