Chapter 31: Let's Work Together
Electric toothbrushes, electric shavers, mint-flavored toothpaste, men's facial cleanser with volcanic mud, anti-dandruff shampoo, eye drops to relieve eye fatigue, size 45 jogging shoes, XXXXL sweatpants, and casual wear with black as the main color......
Jiang Dongliu reported all the living problems he encountered in the new world to Tang Zhi in one go.
Let Tang Zhi help him solve it one by one.
In the end, even the nail clippers were reported.
Three more.
A large handful of toenail clippers.
A small pair of fingernails with scissors.
One medium-sized one is reserved for emergency in case the first two nail clippers are suddenly missing.
Nima ...... Why don't you kill yourself with a hanging rope?
Tang Zhi decided that Jiang Dongliu was playing with her, and the roots of his angry teeth were about to collapse.
However, the goose is now asking for Jiangdongliu.
Even if she has MMP in her heart, she must wait with a smile on her face.
"By the way, does our club have an air humidifier in the private room of the hotel? The climate here is dry, and my throat needs to be kept in a more comfortable state for a long time, so I need an air humidifier, preferably one in the living room and one in the bedroom. ”
Finally hearing a fairly reliable request, Tang Zhi breathed a sigh of relief and wrote it down: "Okay, I'll write it down." ”
"Also, in which direction does the head of the bed in the hotel bedroom facing? If it is facing west, it must be changed for me, I don't sleep in a bed with the head facing west. It's okay to face east, south, or north, but you just can't face west. ”
"yes, I see. ”
Tang Zhi smiled bitterly, and didn't bother to ask why.
She became more and more suspicious in her heart if Jiang Dongliu had been living a life of travel all these years.
This guy has more problems than women, and he is so demanding in life, how can he be a tourist?
"I usually wear four XL panties, but different brands of men's panties are different sizes......"
Tang Zhi vomited blood and interrupted Jiang Dongliu: "Teacher Jiang, do you want our club to prepare your underwear for you?"
Jiang Dongliu raised his eyes to look at Tang Zhi, who had a murderous intent in his eyes but wanted to cry without tears, and thought about it and said, "Forget it, I'll buy the underwear myself, so that you don't secretly sprinkle things into it for me." ”
Sprinkle...... Sprinkle your sister!
"Click. ”
Tang Zhi didn't hold back, and broke the pen with all his might.
If she could, she really wanted to sprinkle something into Jiang Dongliu's underwear.
For example, pepper flour, chili powder or something, mustard will also do.
In short, whichever can make him miserable, he will sprinkle whichever one will be sprinkled.
"I don't need you to buy underwear, but I must buy more socks. I have sweaty feet, and I have to change new socks every day, or if I take off my shoes, the people in the house will be poisoned. You can buy socks according to the size 45 feet, at least 30 pairs first. ”
"Also, I am prone to rashes when I sleep on a new bed, so I have prepared medicine for rashes in advance. ”
"Also, I don't drink, but I like to drink Coke, it has to be Coca-Cola, I don't drink Pepsi, give me more Coke in the fridge. ”
"Also, I have a habit of gargling with mouthwash after eating, so I need to prepare some mouthwash for me, just like toothpaste, mint flavor, I prefer mint flavor. ”
"By the way, I slept and snored, and it was very loud......"
Tang Zhi interjected: "It's okay, you live alone in the executive suite, and your snoring won't affect others." ”
"I know it doesn't affect others, but it affects myself! I snore and wake myself up a lot. ”
"So what?"
Tang Zhi didn't know what unreasonable demands Jiang Dongliu was going to make.
"So, if you know a good plastic surgeon, make an appointment with me to see if my snoring is cured. ”
Tang Zhi said speechlessly: "You should go to the stomatology department or respiratory department to treat snoring, right?"
"I went to the respiratory department to see a doctor, but the doctor said that the respiratory department could not cure my snoring and that I had to go to the plastic surgery department. They said it was because my cheeks were too big that they were purring at the bass level, and suggested that I should be treated with bone shaving. ”
Tang Zhi was shocked when he heard it: "Teacher Jiang, you must not use the idea of cutting bones, cutting bones will affect your singing, don't joke about your career!"
"Well, then I won't cut it. But my snoring is really serious, and it directly affects my search for a girlfriend. ”
"You don't want our club to help you solve your girlfriend's problem, do you?"
"Is that okay?" Jiang Dongliu's eyes lit up.
"......" Tang Zhi had already thrown himself to Jiang Dongliu's thick skin.
"I like girls with more temperament, the height can't be too short, I'm taller, if I take a girl of more than one meter and a half out shopping, people will think that we are a father and daughter. Of course, if the girl is particularly beautiful, temperamental, talented, and gentle and considerate, it doesn't matter if she is short, but the shortest cannot be shorter than 1.5 meters. ”
Tang Zhi finally couldn't stand it anymore, put down the pen, and got up from the conference table.
Jiang Dongliu, who was about to beat someone, came to Jiang Dongliu's side on this side of the conference table, and directly made a deep bow of 90 degrees.
showed Jiang Dongliu the sparse top of his head, bent down and begged: "Teacher Jiang, I solemnly apologize to you again for all my abruptness today, I'm sorry! Let's sign the contract first? Your reasonable request, the club will accept and help you solve it, please don't torture me anymore!"
Jiang Dongliu helped Tang Zhi up and said, "I don't mean to torture you, I really have a lot of things that you need to help me solve." If you can guarantee that after I sign this contract, I can still listen to my reasonable requests as patiently as I do now, and try my best to help me solve them, then I will sign it for you now. ”
"Okay! I promise! You signed this contract and officially became a member of our club, and then Mr. Qian and I will personally help you solve all your problems, in the future, you just need to protect your voice and write songs and sing, and everything else will be on me and Mr. Qian!"
"OK, I can trust the old money. ”
After shattering Tang Zhi's sharp spirit, Jiang Dongliu will not take Tang Zhi to pieces.
simply signed the contract, pressed his fingerprint, and handed Tang Zhi the ID card needed for APM registration.
After taking Jiang Dongliu's ID card and looking at the signature and handprint on the contract, Tang Zhi's tears almost burst out of his eyes.
It's like climbing over Mount Everest.
The big mountain of Jiangdongliu was finally captured by her!
It's unbelievable!
This epic song monster belongs to the Great Qin Iron Mine!
Tang Zhi was overjoyed, and he didn't dare to have any thoughts about the past with Jiang Dongliu.
This eccentric uncle will be the number one pillar of their club in the future.
She didn't dare to provoke him anymore when she beat him to death, lest she be tricked again.
Suppressing the ecstasy in his heart, Tang Zhi sincerely bowed to Jiang Dongliu again: "Thank you! We will definitely work hard to make you a superstar of the times!"
"It's the King of the Times!"
After correcting Tang Zhi's cognitive error, Jiang Dongliu waved his fist in front of Tang Zhi and cheered each other with a smile: "Let's work together, Ouye." ”