Erlang God: Could it be another "big! senior!" who has just come out of the customs (a bad smile.) ）

Sun Wukong: Kneel and beg not to mention the word "senior", this king has a shadow in his heart. (The back door is followed by three crying emojis)

A few years ago, because of this sentence, Tang Seng chanted on the road for several years.

"......." Fox Fairy Island Fox Butterfly Fairy entered a string of colons, and then sent a voice faintly: "Because the apprentice grandson has just registered and is still a little uncomfortable, so her number is used by the deity, cough cough...... I have long heard that the Monkey King Daoyou in the Three Realms group is known as the Governor of the Three Realms Trolls, and he can speak the Tao, it is better to see than to hear, Wukong Daoyou, the old man appreciates you, and slept together another day. ”0

Sun Wukong was suddenly embarrassed, flirting with the fairy but met the fairy ancestor, there is nothing more shameful in the world, he seems to have made a hole in the ground and got in.

At the other end of the chat group, Sun Wukong remembered the predecessor whose name was "Biluo Ancestor". It was a very beautiful senior, as dazzling and beautiful as the moon in the night sky.

Then, this beautiful senior tossed Sun Wukong for ten years and three months before leaving satisfied, and it is said that the cry of the monkey in the night of the entire heavenly realm resounded through the ten heavens.

"Big news, big news!"

The door of the dormitory was slammed open, and the first to rush in was the fourth fat man, followed by the second love saint, who was pinching his throat, and said in a magnetic voice: "Baby, my roommate is hospitalized tonight, I'm going to accompany him......"

"The school flower of our school, Tang Xinyue from the art department, is working as a waitress in a bar!"

"Damn, it's really fake, fat man, you can't insult the goddess of my dreams!"

"I don't believe it either, Tang Xinyue is a famous pure goddess in our school, how could she go to a cheesy place like a bar?"

The school flower is always the most concerned by the boys, and when Tang Xinyue is mentioned, the entire dormitory is instantly provoked to fight and talk about it.

"I shout about the goddess of my dreams every day, why don't you support the goddess if she has no money?"

was teased by the fat man, the head of the dormitory jumped on the stool, slammed the table and shouted: "Go, go to the bar, fat man, you lied to people This meal is invited, is it really consumed by me!"

"You," the fat man sighed, and said with an exaggerated expression, "I'll bet on supper." ”

......

"Hey, third, what's the reason for being stunned, it's rare for the boss to have a treat, hurry up. ”

The head of the dormitory picked up his wallet and beckoned: "Second child, I haven't gone yet, you just expect me to lose, hum... You're not my dog anymore. ”

In this way, a group of people felt the muse bar, and when they arrived at the door of the bar, Ye Mo was still confused, obviously he was still immersed in the nonsense of the chat group.

", it's really Tang Xinyue!" As soon as he entered the bar, the boss exclaimed.

Ye Mo also looked up, but his eyes lit up.

On the stage, Tang Xinyue's youthful and handsome face looked particularly charming and charming under the illumination of the lights.

Dressed as a student, he is out of place with the noisy and chaotic women in the bar, wearing heavy makeup, like a lotus flower in the mud.

But it is precisely because of this angelic face and devilish figure, coupled with this pure dress in this bar full of lust and sex, that it makes people crazy.

At this time, Tang Xinyue was singing a song that was often played in the bar, pushing the atmosphere of the bar to one ** after another.

Except for a few drunk men lying on the front desk and shouting loudly, the rest had to be simply jumping.

After singing a song, the audience applauded, whistled, and rang out.

The drunken men, their eyes revealing **, their eyes wandering back and forth on Tang Xinyue's plump and hips,

"Tang Xinyue sings really well, why haven't you heard of it before?" the boss muttered, and the whole person was silent.

"Tang Xinyue seems to be coming towards us!"

"Huo, it's true, it seems that my brother can attract school flowers by wearing casual clothes tonight, and my brother's charm has increased again. The second child closed his eyes and looked intoxicated, and said regretfully: "It seems that you don't have to leave the door for me tonight." ”

"Cut~ It's okay to have a face, why don't you say it's for the third child. The fat man pouted.

A sexy suit, with a burst of fragrance exclusive to the girl, the pretty cheeks, under this light, it looks extremely attractive, the *** that Yingying holds makes people can't help but hug it vigorously into their arms and play hard.

"Ye Mo, are you here to listen to me sing today?" Tang Xinyue patted Ye Mo on the shoulder.

Ye Mo smiled bitterly and pointed to the stunned melon-eating crowd beside him: "I'm just coming over to make up a number and pay you back by the way." ”

As he spoke, he took out a hundred-yuan bill and said very chicly: "You don't need to look for the excess, just use it as interest!"

Tang Xinyue picked up Ye Mo's ears and sneered: "There are still three yuan missing, you still want to lose it!"

"Damn, what's the situation with the third brother. The fat man looked confused.

The boss looked helpless, and said hatefully: "Third child, you have hidden so much from me, woo woo, I am going to change another goddess again." ”

The second child shook the stopper and shouted: "Don't say so much, shake the stopper, I have a decision for the third child tonight, since my sister-in-law can't drink, let the third child drink." ”

Everyone is talking and laughing, and there is a momentum that the third child is not drunk and does not return.

Tang Xinyue said with a smile: "Okay, the manager called me, you guys have fun, I'll settle today's salary and come back." ”

After saying goodbye, Tang Xinyue quickly walked to the front desk.

"Little sister, you sing well, why can't you get off the stage and accompany your brother to have a glass of wine. A middle-aged man with a bald head and a scarred face and a gold chain around his neck shook his body and stopped in front of Tang Xinyue.

"I, I don't drink. Tang Xinyue waved her hand again and again to refuse, in the end, she was still an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl, where had she ever dealt with this kind of gangster, and her face was full of panic.

"Why, you can accompany this group of little white faces, but you can't accompany my brother and me? Is my brother not much money! Accompany my brother to drink a bottle and give you a thousand!" Seeing Tang Xinyue's embarrassed face, the bald man instantly became angry, pulled the manager man next to him, and shouted loudly: "Xiao Nan, your bar has been very swollen recently, and I can't even call my scar a person to accompany the wine!" As he spoke, the force in his hand increased a little more, and the man who was pinched had his feet slightly off the ground.

The experience of sweating profusely, he nodded vigorously: "Brother Scar said that he was laughing, he was ignorant under his hands, so I will ask her to punish you with three cups." The sweaty manager turned his head and said sharply: "Xinyue, don't give Brother Scar a drink, don't you want a salary here!"

"I'm just singing, but I wasn't asked to accompany the drink. Tang Xinyue couldn't help but take a step back and said hurriedly

The manager's face was a little hesitant, and Scarface smiled sarcastically: "I can't even manage the people under my hands, I think I'll say hello to Master Tiger another day, and someone else will be the manager." ”

When the manager heard this, he pointed at Tang Xinyue's nose and said angrily: "If you want to go, you will go, where is there so much nonsense!"

"But I really don't know how to drink. Tang Xinyue's voice was a little choked, and she was in a dilemma.

"You can't drink it, it's okay, my brother will teach you mouth-to-mouth, and I'm sure you'll love it." The bald head smiled lewdly and grabbed Tang Xinyue's small hand.

"Ahh

"Damn, sister-in-law is in trouble. The fat man was about to rush over, but was stopped by the second child.

"Don't be impulsive, I've seen that bald head in the bar before, nicknamed Scar, it's very open in the East Street area, last time I saw him like a pug, following behind the Tiger Master, maybe he has climbed on the Tiger Master. ”

"Tiger master, which tiger master?"