"What's wrong?"

"You look like you're going to eat people. Xu Mang cautiously asked, "Is there anything unhappy?" or my husband and I will be a listener, listen to your story well, and give you advice by the way." ”

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, looking at him with a pitiful look, not to mention how cute he was, the anger that had accumulated disappeared without a trace at this moment, and said silently: "Feed me, and then you can go home." ”

"Huh?"

"Oh..."

Xu Mang didn't dare to ask anything, so he did it according to Xiao Man's order, since this stupid woman didn't want to say it, just don't talk too much, otherwise she might have to do something again, and in the next time, Xu Mang fed her queen one bite at a time.

soon

This is the end of the feeding time,

Xu Mang packed up the lunch box and ran away directly, without leaving any words, watching his man run away, Yang Xiaoman almost vomited blood, but this anger did not come up, and there were more important things to deal with in front of him.

There are several department heads in the company who need to be purged, and at the same time, the people involved in the decentralization need to be arrested one by one, and the only thing that is happy is that all the people in the technical research department did not participate in the decentralization, which is a blessing in misfortune.

meanwhile

Xu Mang ran back to the company's parking lot, I have to say that it was a very wrong choice to deliver food to Xiaoman today, in fact, this is also to blame, knowing that the company will undergo great changes in the past few days, and he still doesn't want to make up the net, but fortunately, he improvised, waited for the queen, and ran away in time...

Long

It was already half past one in the afternoon when he returned home, Xu Mang glanced at the time, silently gave up the option of calling, and instead sent an email directly to Smith and Hank, and then began to sit on the sofa and play games.

"Hello?"

"Hmm... Okay, I got it. Xu Mang received a call from above, informing him that a large-scale expansion will be carried out in the near future, and this time will take about a year and a half, a total of three buildings, there will be a lot of noise, Xu Mang doesn't care, because now the Xu Yang Materials Research Institute is still under construction.

At this point,

Xu Mang also gave up playing games, lying on the sofa alone and thinking about the unopened plan, there will be more and more departments in the future, how to manage it when the time comes? This is a big problem, it seems that the queen is going to appear, she is very experienced in this kind of thing.

...

United States,

Princeton University,

Professor Smith arrived at his office, turned on the phone, and went out to make himself a cup of coffee, meeting many colleagues along the way, and Smith was a good old man with deep friendships with almost anyone.

"Hello?"

"Hank... What's the matter with you?" Smith received a call from Hank and asked curiously, "If you want to ask about the research report, please ask Xu Mang yourself, I don't know what the current progress is." ”

"No, no, no!"

"Smith... I think you've misunderstood!" Hank's tone was serious, and he said seriously, "Haven't you looked at your email yet?"

"Huh?"

"Yes!" Smith nodded, and said helplessly, "I just came to the school and was going to make a cup of coffee, but you called, and what email did you have in your mailbox?

"You guessed it!"

"I just saw an email in my mailbox. Hank smiled and said, "Smith... You would never have thought of what was written on it, no wonder Xu Mang kept it a secret from us at the beginning, I... This is probably the most grotesque graphene-doped research report I've ever seen. ”

moment

Smith was aroused by a strong curiosity, and hurriedly asked, "What is the content?"

"What's the content?"

"I think you'd better take a look for yourself. Professor Hank laughed, "Absolutely unexpected, I swear... Once this research report is released, it will resonate with many people, and at the same time, it will also slap many people in the face. ”

At this time, Smith couldn't wait, and after hanging up the phone directly, he ran back to his office directly, opened his email, and sure enough, an unread email appeared in it, and when he clicked on it, he saw that it was really sent by Xu Mang.

"Guano doped graphene?"

"It's... What the hell is this?" Smith couldn't help but fall into deep confusion when he saw the subject of the email, he didn't even let go of guano all these years?

Yes, too,

This is originally a satirical paper, if the conventional substance is used to dope graphene, it will not be able to touch the soul of others at all, especially this Crap is very in place, which directly reflects that in this field, those experts and scholars who try to publish papers in a doping way are actually all waste.

After downloading the accompanying document, Smith saw the whole process of how guano is doped with graphene, and in the past, when looking at his research report, he often felt unable to breathe because of the shock, but this time it was different.

I'm almost out of breath laughing, yes... This is really a flavorful research report, and it directly uses the routine template of those irrigation papers, if it weren't for the fact that guano is really unacceptable, this research report is actually okay.

What the?

There are actually two ways to synthesize?

OMG... Xu Mang should not have really studied guano doped graphene, right?

Smith is completely crazy, I haven't been so happy for too long, this research report is not just a routine template, it directly raises the routine to a higher level, generally it is a paper and a synthesis method, but Xu Mang does not take the usual path, he wants to use two.

Once this kind of rule is formed, it will make many people collapse, because some people don't have the ability to discover two synthesis methods at the same time.

Readers of the above article,

Smith's expression kept smiling until he saw the structure diagram under the scanning electron microscope, and instantly pushed his emotions to the highest point, Xu Mang, this guy... It's just so creative! Actually, it's not a serious nonsense, he really went to do some systematic research.

All the way, as with some irrigation papers, should be to follow their scheme, step by step to study guano doped graphene, and the results are... There is really evidence that guanure-doped graphene does have a more electrocatalytic effect than undoped graphene.

What does this mean?

Even guano doping graphene has an electrocatalytic effect, and the previous messy doping methods are actually the same as guano.

"Hello?"

"Hank... I just read the study. Professor Smith smiled: "I think it's very good, let's adopt this report, and there is no need to make any changes, the original version is directly posted, this is simply the funniest research report I have ever seen in my life, there is no one." ”

"Anyway..."

"If this paper is sent out, I am afraid that it will cause a major earthquake in the field of graphene, and I don't know if Xu Mang can carry it. Professor Hank said worriedly, "I'm worried that he won't be able to hold on halfway through and then have a heart breakdown." ”

Go to pieces?

It seems that Hank's understanding of Xu Mang is not very deep.

"Ahem!"

"Hank... Believe me, Xu Mang is far more powerful than you think. Professor Smith said seriously: "Don't worry about the bold delivery, he won't be defeated by these experts and scholars who can only irrigate, besides... What qualifications do they have to judge a Nobel laureate in physics?"

"Good!"

"In that case..."

"Then it's decided. Hank said.

...

Magic City,

At half past eight in the morning,

Xu Mang got up very early, washed up briefly, put on his clothes and pants, and went out for a morning run, and in a few days he was going to come to the queen's dress-up event, Xu Mang didn't want to drop the chain during the event, so he planned to seize the time to exercise more in the next few days.

Not to mention,

In fact, there is still a little effect, I used to be unable to sleep at night, but now I take a shower after running, and I fall asleep directly on the pillow, and I sleep much more fragrant than before.

An hour,

Xu Mang returned home, and then he washed off the sweat stains on his body, put on a new set of clothes and pants, and then made breakfast for this lazy woman, it was already half past six, and he didn't even get out of bed, and he knew that he was lying in bed all day.

Alas...

Xiao Man was not like this before!

Is laziness contagious?

Perhaps.

After frying a few eggs, frying a few slices of bacon, and baking some toast, Xu Mang came to the bedroom with breakfast, gently patted Xiao Man's handsome little face, and said with a smile: "Wife... Breakfast. ”

moment

Yang Xiaoman opened his hazy eyes, exuding a taste of sleeping beauty, and Xu Mang was stunned.

"Do you think my wife is beautiful?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at this big pig's trotters, and said gently and seductively: "Husband~ People want you to feed it!"

Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)

Wrong!

It's not as simple as you think!

"Eat it yourself!"

"Goodbye!"

Xu Mang left the little goblin's lair directly, for fear that the goblin would eat people a second later.

Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)

Big stupid!

Big pig's trotters!

At this point,

Xu Mang went directly back to his study, and just when he opened the phone, he saw a prompt in the system, which seemed to have two brand new unread emails, and he clicked on them and glanced at them, which were sent by Professor Smith and Professor Hank.

The content is pretty much the same,

expressed his high respect for guano doped graphene, and at the same time let himself be careful of one person, Wall of Columbia University, a highly qualified professor who has a great say in the field of graphene, and is also a leader in the field of doped graphene.

According to the content of the email sent by Professor Smith, it is very clear that this guy named Walls and the Huaguo Graphene Association are of the same nature, and both have their own journals, and they need to charge a lot of fees last time.

Cut!

I'll be afraid of him?

Xu Mang looked disdainful.

Suddenly, the phone rang, and the caller was Professor Hank, the editor-in-chief of ACS NANO.

"Hello?"

"Academician Xu Mang... I'll make sure again, have you thought about it?" Hank said solemnly, "This one... I can't come back!"

"Hmm!"

"Let's send it!"

......