Chapter 471: The pants are all off
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Fang Zhengzhi felt that he had grasped the deepest hidden point in human nature, for example, although the king of the Southern Regions kept saying that he would let Princess Shanyu choose the horse by herself. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But in reality?
No father would push his daughter into the fire pit with his own hands.
Knowing that the other party may hang at any time, it is basically impossible to forcibly marry a daughter, so the choice of the king of the Southern Regions has always been in Fang Zheng's hands.
But......
What's the deal with poisoning roast sheep?
Drunk?
Fang Zhengzhi didn't feel that his current state was drunk, he could clearly hear the movement outside, and his mind was quite sober.
It's just that the head is very heavy, the body is light and fluttering, and it is completely out of control, and this feeling is like being hit by the legendary 'Ten Spice Cartilage Powder'.
The bones of the whole body are weak and weak.
Damn, who poisoned the roast sheep and what do you want to do?
Fang Zhengcheng didn't know, but he could hear all kinds of voices coming from his ears.
"Be careful!"
"Lord Fang looks really drunk!"
"It's normal to be drunk after drinking so much. ”
"Lord Fang, the resting room has been prepared for you, I'll help you go to rest now. ”
Voices sounded in Fang Zhengzhi's ears, there were women, there were men, and then Fang Zhengzhi felt that his body was being helped up.
Soft, squishy ......
His intuition told him that he should be supported by two women, one left and one right, because he could even smell the faint warm fragrance in his ears.
"This guy is pretending to be drunk again!"
"How did Li Gongzi know that Fang Zhengzhi was pretending to be drunk?"
"Pretend not to be drunk, look at his hands, where do you see this guy's hands?"
"It's amazing! even the maid doesn't let go, such a shameless person is really rare in the world!"
When Fang Zhengzhi felt that his body was being carried forward, there were some jealous and envious voices of talents in his ears again.
"Pretend to be drunk, why don't you pretend to be a look!" Fang Zhengzhi wanted to open his mouth to scold, but his whole body was like he didn't belong to him at all, and he couldn't even open his eyes, how could he speak?
Then, Fang Zhengzhi felt that the noise in his ears was getting smaller and smaller.
If his guess is correct, he should have left the palace by now, and was carried to the resting room by two maids.
At this time......
No one would suddenly jump out and stab themselves to death, would they?
If this way of dying, it would be too embarrassing.
I knew it was so.
It's better to follow the princess of Shanyu, in that way, even if she is poisoned, she should be carried to the cave house by someone now, which is more or less a matter of heart.
The two maids were very careful and walked steadily.
After a while, Fang Zhengzhi felt the sound of the door opening in front of him, presumably he should have arrived at the door of the room, but the sword had not yet stabbed over.
What's going on?
I don't have any resistance now.
What about the assassination?
How not to kill?
Fang Zhengzhi was a little confused, he felt that the other party had tried his best to poison the roast sheep, and the purpose was naturally to take advantage of his weakness to kill himself with a sword.
But in fact, until he entered the room and was carefully helped to the bed, he still didn't feel anything hard piercing his body.
What's going on?
Not ready to kill yourself?
Fang Zhengzhi was very puzzled, the other party poisoned himself, just to let himself sleep well in bed? This is also incredible, right?
Could it be that the wrong poison was made?
Or rather......
The object of this poison is wrong? So, the other party gave up temporarily?
No matter how Fang Zhengzhi thought about it, he felt that this possibility was almost impossible, because the king of the Southern Regions proposed to recruit relatives, and Princess Shanyu made roast sheep on the spot, and everything was obviously aimed at him.
Then, there is no possibility of wrong poisoning.
But now, why is there no movement again?
Just as I was thinking like this, the movement came, it was a pair of hands, a pair of hands that clearly belonged to a woman, of course, this is not the point, the point is ......
It was as if the hands were undressing themselves.
Maids?
I guess I have to take off my coat......
Fang Zhengcheng didn't think too much about it, but soon, he felt that something was not right, because that hand didn't mean to stop after taking off his coat.
Wait a minute!
What are you going to do?
I'm not used to sleeping!
Don't take it off!
Nima, why are you still taking it off?!
Wouldn't it? Could it be that this maid also has thoughts about herself? Fang Zhengzhi had always known that the atmosphere in the Southern Regions was relatively open, but he didn't expect it to be open to such an extent.
Wrong!
It should be impossible, how can a maid have the courage to dare to "attack" herself? Dare to attack herself, under normal circumstances, she should have been instructed by her master.
Don't......
This is the legendary acolyte?
Fang Zhengzhi has always known that in the circles of some princes and nobles, this kind of thing of maids and servants will be popular, especially for some meritorious officials, this kind of thing is not uncommon.
Merely......
When this kind of thing really befell Fang Zhengzhi, he had an urge to not know whether to say happiness or grass Nima.
Waiting, I'm still here!
Is his own place about to be ruined by a maid?
At least, what does this maid look like, do you want to let yourself take a look? Is her figure good, is her ass curvy? At least you have to be satisfied, what do you mean by staying like this?
I've seen strong ones, but you can't really use strong like this!
Fang's upright heart is resistant.
He didn't hate this kind of sleeping ethos, but at least you had to let people volunteer, right?
Wrong!
It shouldn't be that simple.
There is fraud, there is definitely fraud!
Could it be......
Fang Zhengzhi suddenly thought of a possibility, he felt that this poison might be caused by Shan Ling, and the purpose was naturally to destroy his innocence.
Let the maid make herself strong?
Then, let Princess Shanyu see this scene, so as to break Princess Shanyu's mind?
It's possible!
It's just that in this way, you seem to have become some kind of victim, what is this? You don't want to marry a sister, you just say it.
I don't want to marry!
Fang Zhengzhi despises this kind of self-righteous means very much, what is there that can't be said well? Without saying a word, he just found a maid to force himself, what is the matter?
Is the innocence of the maid so unimportant?
Fang Zhengzhi was furious.
However, his anger was soon replaced by a certain coolness, for the hands had completely removed the clothes from his upper body.
The technique is quite skillful.
Fang Zhengzhi can be sure that this is not a child, but a veteran.
What are you doing?
When you destroy your innocence, can you invest a little bit of trouble? Even if you invest a little bit, you can accept it if you find someone to come over.
No, I must not be destroyed in the hands of a veteran like this, but it is the first time for me, and I can't withstand the ravages of the storm.
Please, just take off your clothes, don't sleep!
Don't go to bed!
Belch......
Don't take your pants off!
Fang Zhengzhi was in a very ashamed mood now, because he never thought that his dignified man would be forced to take off his pants by a maid.
Next......
Is it going to be a woman?
Just as he was thinking like this, a burst of softness also pressed on Fang Zhengzhi's body.
All right......
It's a leather blanket.
Next, Fang Zhengzhi heard a slight footstep and walked towards the door.
Then, I heard a "bang" in my ears and the sound of the door closing.
The door is closed.
Everything was quiet, no footsteps sounded again, the expected assassination did not come, the attendant did not come, it felt as if nothing had happened, the animal skin blanket on his body was soft, and the animal skin lying under him was also soft.
Is that all?
Fang Zhengzhi felt that this was obviously a bit irresponsible.
He thought that the maid was going to close the door, but he didn't expect the maid to run away like this?
But the maid is gone?
Damn, this gameplay is a bit advanced.
Time passes.
A quarter of an hour passed.
Half an hour passed.
Fang Zheng lay quietly on the bed, there was no sound or sound in his ears, everything was a little weirdly quiet, he was waiting for someone to assassinate him or force himself.
But in reality?
Nothing happened.
This is a little embarrassing, because, there is obviously something wrong with this plot, poisoned, but nothing is done, isn't it a bit ......
Boring?
Fang Zhengcheng didn't know if the word was appropriate here, but he just felt a little boring and magical now.
Gradually, he didn't continue to think about it.
After all, after drinking so much wine and lying on the bed with his eyes closed for a while, his sleepiness was indeed a little close, which gradually calmed his heart.
I fell asleep in a daze.
In the dream, he seemed to have returned to the Northern Desert and returned to Beishan Village, which had become a different scene, with a wide road extending from the entrance of the village, and horse-drawn carriages passing through the road, with people coming and going, and it was very lively.
And the college he built has also been officially opened, and dozens of lecture hall gentlemen in robes are waving their whips.
"Study hard!"
"If you are so lazy, how will you become talented and start a career in the future?"
"Role model, you must take Fang Zhengcheng as an example, study the "Taoist Codex" well, and strive to be admitted to the top of the double list in the future, you know?"
"Got it, sir!"
Mr. Lecture Hall's precepts and immature voices were mixed together, and countless immature children were shaking their heads and reciting, which filled Beishan Village with a peaceful atmosphere.
Village Chief Zhang Yangping sat in the square in the village, his wrinkled face was a little ruddy from the sun, and around him stood Fang Houde, Qin Xuelian and the villagers.
"I heard that Zhengzhi has made a great contribution this time! I don't know when I will come back?"
"It's almost there, it's already on the way!"
"Okay, when Zhengzhi comes back, our Beishan Village will really be rich!"
"That's natural, integrity is now a big official, I have a knighthood, and I heard that the emperor also gave me a fief, but I don't know if I gave our Beishan Village to integrity!"
"If Beishan Village is a fief for integrity, then it would be good, we don't have to pay taxes anymore, right?"
"What do you think? A broken village, what is there to seal, I think it is possible to give him all of Huai'an County as a fief with the credit of integrity!"
"Then in the future, are you going to call Zhengzhi King Huai'an?"
"Hahaha...... I'll just say that this kid is promising, it's good, it's good......"
The lively sound echoed in the square, while Fang Houde and Qin Xuelian listened to the surrounding discussions with a proud face, nodding their heads.
Fang Zheng looked directly at the expressions on Fang Houde and Qin Xuelian's faces, and his face was also full of smiles, it was a happy smile from the heart.
And at this time......
A voice rang in his ears as well.
"See the princess!"
"Princess, what princess?" Fang Zhengzhi was puzzled for a while, and a voice came from his ears again, the sound of the room door being opened.
Then there was a slight sound of footsteps.
Walked straight in his direction.
Wait a minute!
Why did a princess suddenly appear, and besides, why did this princess still walk towards him, where is this, didn't I go back to Beishan Village?
Wrong!
I'm still in the Southern Regions!
Southern Regions ......
Princess?!
Damn, it can't be the mountain rain girl who came in, right?
What's the matter, how did that girl get into her room, what is she going to do? Doesn't she know that she has slept? and, most importantly, ......
I didn't wear pants myself!
What does this girl want to do when she comes in at this time?
No way?
Could it be that the person who wants to strengthen himself is not a maid, but a princess of mountain rain!
Fang Zhengzhi's heart was excited, he suddenly thought that he was weak and weak after eating the roast mutton made by Princess Shanyu, so ......
The person with the most chance of being poisoned is naturally Princess Shanyu.
It's just that Princess Shanyu poisoned herself, and what is the purpose of it?
Wait a minute.
This girl doesn't know that she won't marry her, so she thinks about using such a trick to cook raw rice first, and then force marriage, right?
Shameless, right?
You can think of this kind of move.
No, no.
Although Shanyu is a childish girl, she is wild enough, if she plays a transformation or something like that, I'm afraid I will be unable to escape tonight.
Do you want to leave her alone?
I just don't know what posture Princess Shanyu likes?
Female superior?
Well, that's a bit more likely.
Belch......
Although you are a dignified princess, I still prefer the gentle and virtuous type, and I am not used to the life in the Southern Regions.
Just as he was thinking like this, there was a sparse sound in his ears, and the footsteps were getting closer and closer, and these voices were obviously ......
Undress!
"What's the matter, Princess Shanyu is really out of here?" Fang Zhengzhi's mood is very complicated now, he has always known that the atmosphere of the Southern Regions is open, but it is still a bit exaggerated to open up to this extent.
The princess of a dignified domain was poisoned first, and then used to be strong!
Don't be so exciting!
(There's another chapter after 12 p.m.!) )