Meng Ke sat in Han Ming's car, sent Meng Dalei back to the rental house, and the group of four went directly to the bar street, threw the car into the parking lot, and walked all the way with their shoulders hooked.

In the evening, the bar street gradually became lively, and the young ladies dressed in cool clothes could be seen everywhere, and Wang Wei began to whistle excitedly.

Meng Ke poked Han Ming: "Boss, I remember when we were in college, the second brother was not like this, at that time, he was a simple guy, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, not fat or thin, but no one talked to him." ”

Chen Bo shook his head: "Si'er, this is wrong, your second brother was accosted when he was a freshman." ”

"it!"

"Why don't I know?" Han Ming scolded and burst into a foul mouth.

Chen Bo began to recall with a smile: "Once I went to the library with my second brother, and on the way, a senior sister called out to my second brother and said, classmate, I seem to see you often in the library, what kind of major are you?"

"Guess what the second brother answered at the time. ”

Everyone's attention was drawn to it.

Only Wang Wei's face was embarrassed: "Sister Ni, the third child, do you remember this!"

Han Ming glared: "Shut up and listen to the third child." ”

Chen Bo held back a smile and said: "At that time, the second brother replied directly, I'm sorry, you must have admitted your mistake, I have only been to the library once in total." ”

"Poof!"

Meng Ke laughed directly: "Second brother is still so stupid?"

Wang Wei snorted twice with his nose: "Don't laugh, I started to study pick-up from that time, this pick-up is a technical job, and if I don't build it well, I will be in a desperate situation." ”

Wang Wei chewed gum and showed off his stinky fart, as if he knew a lot.

"Who wouldn't brag, have the ability to take a look, don't stink the money in your trouser pocket, purely rely on technology. Han Ming kicked Wang Wei's buttocks, "Just say that you don't practice fake tricks, you can do it, you can go up." ”

The brothers had a slight run.

Wang Wei was really energetic: "Okay, it seems that you don't believe me, wait." ”

At this time.

A girl with a guitar case happened to pass by.

Han Ming gave Wang Wei a look.

Wang Wei coughed, took two steps, and directly stopped the other party: "Little sister, may I ask how many fish you caught today? Can I lend you five yuan to buy a cup of milk tea?"

Hehe...... Wang Wei called the guitar case a fishing rod box, thinking it was cold humor.

Outcome.

Indifferent face.

Glide step.

They didn't reply a word.

Meng Ke could feel the embarrassment of his second brother from a distance of five meters.

Spit out the gum, Wang Wei directly found a reason: "That girl must have been listening to music with headphones on her headphones just now, be patient in conversation, you wait for me a while." ”

Ten seconds later.

Two more girls appeared on the side of the road, holding hands, one of them holding a black movie leaflet.

Wang Wei walked over quietly.

"Little sister, I seem to have seen you in the cinema a few days ago, have we seen the deep-sea shark together? Excuse me, do you have any opinion on the ending of this movie?" Wang Wei used a street interview method this time, and his speech speed was extremely fast.

The girl holding the movie flyer did not speak.

However, a chubby girl next to her smiled and said, "Little brother, we don't have any opinion on the ending of the movie, right...... The air conditioner in the cinema seems to be a little cold, and there is a person in the back, and the fried chicken eaten is a little fragrant. ”

Soul pick-up.

Fat sister has a future, you see, Wang Wei's eyes are not right, hey, hey, it's all done......

The second time, failure!

This can be regarded as a complete arousal of Wang Wei's two hundred and five hooligan temperament.

The girl went directly to the middle of the road, squinted, stared at the girl passing by, and looked stunned, looking very stupid, but she was thinking quickly: "Which grade is higher? Which is easy to get? Which one looks good?"

Three minutes later.

Wang Wei chose a short-haired cute girl with a drink in her hand.

When the little sister passed by him, Wang Wei directly patted the other party's shoulder, and concave a shape that felt very good, and said, "Sister, you have dropped something." ”

The short-haired cute girl stopped, lowered her head, and found nothing.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Wei pointed to his heart and said, "Sister, don't look at it, you dropped me, here." ”

The atmosphere was awkward to freezing at one point.

Five seconds later.

The short-haired cute girl wrinkled her cute little nose and pursed her lips and replied, "Hey, are you~~east~west~?"

How does that sentence come about: "Stick out your tongue, it's all in the shape of love?"

Meng Ke rubbed his forehead, he was stupid, what kind of routine is this, that's it, if you don't talk about money, it's strange if you can succeed, this way, it depends on your appearance.

If you change to Chen Bo, a handsome scholar with no limits, it will be about the same.

The short-haired girl will say, "Oh, really, I seem to have dropped you here, I'm sorry, little brother." ”

Three shots.

Three failures.

Wang Wei is like a frosted eggplant, completely wilted.

Meng Ke patted Wang Wei on the shoulder and decided to do another dimensionality reduction blow: "Second brother, look at me." ”

The goal is still the last short-haired cute girl with a drink.

Meng Ke caught up with him in three or five steps, without saying a word, he stepped forward and directly snatched the drink from the other party's hand, and in front of his sister, tons and ......tons and tons Drink the drink in one go, and cry angrily at the other party, looking at the cute girl who burst out of her eyes, Meng Ke directly took out her mobile phone: "Hey, please write your phone number, I will let you accompany you for the drink tomorrow." ”

After all, the crossing boss is the crossing boss, the plane is suppressed, rounded up, what don't you understand.

I found a bar that wasn't too noisy, the four brothers sat down, and as soon as they sat down, Wang Wei poked Meng Ke: "Si'er, last time at the door of the police station, it was too dark, the night was too late, I didn't see my younger siblings clearly, I have time today, call out and get to know my brothers?"

Meng Ke drooped his eyelids, there are not many people who can make him helpless, Wang Wei definitely calculates, his skin is thicker than him.

"Second brother, do you want to know your younger siblings?"

it!

Which one?

What does that mean?

"Si'er, how many have you handed over?"

Meng Ke pouted: "I can't count." ”

Chen Bo asked casually while ordering: "So, may I ask the person concerned, you have dated so many beautiful girls at the same time, do you have any special abilities?

Meng Ke pretended to think hard, and then said slowly: "If you want to say that there are many boats on this foot, 8 points look at the routine, and 1 point depends on the sincerity ......."

Chen Bo was stunned: "Then what about 1 point left?"

Meng Ke paused, and finally said lightly: "The remaining 91 points, all the shameless ......"

"God's special 100 points, get out!"

Meng Ke grinned: "Anyway, I'm just a scumbag, anyway, the happiness of a scumbag is never imagined by outsiders...... Yes, third brother, third sister-in-law specializes in treating scumbags!"