Chapter 5: Erlang God was shaded?
The journey to home took about ten minutes, Ye Mo was bored and opened WeChat, and saw that the Three Realms chat group was lively again.
Yue Lao: Looking for the notice, this marriage hall suffered from unknown people last night, maliciously pulling the red line, causing the two fairies in the heavenly palace to fall in love with each other, committing the taboo of the lord to reproduce human beings, and there will be heavy thanks for catching this thief.
Erlang God: A hairy thief notice, this kind of thing is directly to the monkey head, he is definitely the one who did it.
Sun Wukong: @二郎神, my son, dare to wish for Lao Sun, but I can't fight it.
Erlang God: I'm afraid of you, I don't accept the coordinates!
Sun Wukong: Report it, don't come to the grandson!
Sun Wukong sent an extremely complicated picture, with a small red dot in the center of the picture.
The group fell silent.
Ding dong!
Less than five minutes later, WeChat rang again.
Erlang God: Dog's grandson, call a helper to ambush me!(An angry expression.) )
Monkey King: The best three-pointed two-edged gun, built by ancient divine stones, starting with a hundred merits (a bad smile emoji)
Jizo Bodhisattva: This treasure is related to my Buddha, 200 merit points! )
Erlang God: 300 merit points!
Tai Platinum Star: 500 merit points!
Erlang God: @太白金星, old man, isn't it possible to compete with Ben Zhenjun? I will go to your house and use you as a feather duster!
Tai Bai Xing: Ah, Zhenjun, don't dare, my mother told me to eat, I went down first.
"Haha, this Erlang God, his personality imitation is completely different from the book, just a tease!" Ye Mo held his mobile phone to watch the excitement.
Taishang Laojun: @二郎神, this group is harmonious, don't make trouble, ban and warn!
Jiro God: 500!
Jizo Bodhisattva: 800!
Jiro God: 801!
Jizo Bodhisattva: 802!
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The two of them were more energetic, and the rest of the group tacitly didn't jump out again.
Fortuna: 1000!
Suddenly, a dark horse came out.
Erlang God: Damn, your uncle's! Grab my weapon @God of Wealth
Jizo Bodhisattva: The revenge of the treasure is not shared, and the sky is @ God of Wealth
Chang'e: @财神, wow, local tyrant, begging for maintenance (followed by three shy expressions)
Sun Wukong: @嫦娥, the God of Wealth doesn't look down on you, the female Bodhisattva in the heart of the God of Wealth is the female monkey king of our Huaguo Mountain. (followed by three vomit emojis)
Cloud Fairy: A local tyrant, secretly a cute girl, will warm the bed, will be cute, and will (followed by three shy expressions.) )
"Made, it's a big loss. The God of Wealth ignored these teasing, traded directly with the monkey, and left.
If it weren't for Taishang Laojun's private chat that the weapon could be exchanged for a Nine Turns Tribulation Golden Pill, he wouldn't have to break the copper and iron.
Next, the group began to sell things.
What are the little fart shorts when Sun Wukong learned the scriptures, the history of the Jade Emperor's first love, and the wonderful video of Tang Sanzang's daughter country!
laughed and scolded, and it was lively for a long time before it quieted down.
Ye Mo's mood is much better, and he seems to be very happy to have such a teasing group.
Half an hour later, the car came to the Dingsheng villa area, which is also one of the top villa areas in the entire Jiangnan City.
Ye Mo's grandfather lives here at No. 8, a five-storey compound villa covering an area of 800 square meters.
Pushing open the door, I saw that it was the eldest uncle, the second uncle and the aunt. Seeing Ye Mo pushing the door in, Aunt Ye Qing's face immediately squeezed out a smile.
"Xiao Mo is back, grandpa went to the hospital for a check-up today, and when grandpa comes back, we will have dinner together." ”
"Little evil animal, it's getting more and more unruly. Seeing Ye Mo, he didn't even say hello. Uncle Ye Tai snorted coldly, his eyes dripping gloomily.
Erbo Yeshan shook his head slightly, and a disapproving smile flashed at the corner of his mouth.
"Hmph, why be angry for a dead man!"
After almost an hour of work, the old man Ye, who went to the hospital to check his body, came back, and Ye Mo took the wheelchair in the nanny's hand and pushed it to the restaurant.
"Grandpa, I'm Xiao Mo, I'm back to see you. Ye Mo squatted in front of Old Man Ye's wheelchair and gently held his grandfather's hand.
"Little... Van, well, good. ”
Old Man Ye's gaze was dull, and a string of indistinct words came out of his mouth.
Looking at his grandfather's appearance, Ye Mo was also very sad in his heart.
His parents died in a car accident a few years ago, and the old man couldn't bear the blow and suffered from Alzheimer's disease a few days later.
When the family had dinner, they all had a discordant expression on their faces, Ye Mo was disgusted, they were all relatives who shed the same blood, but they were tired of fighting for the family property every day.
Ye Mo sighed, whenever he was depressed and sad, he would bring a bottle of his father's treasured liquor, come to the balcony on the top floor, lie on the railing and get drunk, and fantasized about the scene of his parents' car accident more than once in his mind, until today, Ye Mo remembered that picture, so he couldn't stop the tears that came out of his eyes.
"Goo-dong!
After pouring another big sip of wine, Ye Mo's eyes were already a little loose, and he lay on the railing with no strength to drink, letting the tears fall dripping.
Just when Ye Mo was in a daze, a slight voice sounded behind him: "I want too much, in the end, I can't get anything!"
"Bang!"
On the steps of the first floor, scarlet blood was spreading rapidly from under Ye Mo's body.
"Bang!"
The diners were slammed away, and the panting nanny stood in the doorway, her face full of panic.
"Oh no, Young Master Fan fell off the balcony!"
The three exchanged glances and immediately got up and walked out of the restaurant.
The nanny on the side was also anxiously pushing the old man to follow behind.
Unconsciously, Ye Mo was lying crooked on the steps on the first floor, and there were some fragments of broken wine bottles beside him, and a large amount of blood was slowly overflowing from under Ye Mo's body.
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