Ye Tian found a wooden stick, like a thief, squatted and walked over, and when he reached a position of about one meter next to the wild boar, Ye Tian found that the wild boar was actually not very big, at most more than a meter long, but the two long fangs were not a joke, and the big tree in front of it was directly knocked out of two holes.

Ye Tian actually stabbed the wild boar's stomach with a wooden stick, but the wild boar still didn't move, Ye Tian plucked up his courage and put his fingers on the two big nostrils of Brother Pig.

I closed my eyes and felt it for a few seconds, then I opened my eyes and said with a smile: "Haha, it's dead!"

"Damn, this wild boar is SF Express!

"How could this pig be killed!"

"Is it myopia?"

"The anchor knows so much, you give analysis and analysis!"

Ye Tian looked at the barrage, shook his head, and then said disdainfully: "Don't you know this?

“6666666”

“666666666666”

"Poof, hahaha!

", anchor, don't you have to be so knowledgeable when you speak!"

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself: "Knowledgeable, isn't this just a simple joke?"

"Haven't you heard the joke?" Ye Tian asked in a low voice.

"What is a joke?"

"Haven't heard of it. ”

"I don't understand!"

Ye Tian was stunned again: "Ouch, I'll go, thinking back to that person's memory, I found that there are really no jokes in this parallel world, not even TM jokes." ”

This time, Ye Tian made up his mind, in his previous life, he was a senior Duan You, with more than one million points, although it was not those old monsters with hundreds of millions, but at least it was a million households.

Tell these people a few jokes, isn't that an easy thing to do!

"Ahem, the anchor will tell you a joke! Do you listen to it!" Ye Tian asked tentatively.

The sailors were puzzled again, but they still said.

"What's a joke?"

"Is it just smiling and talking?"

"Hello, I'm a Chinese teacher, where did you make this joke?"

Ye Tian said with a smile: "I have a friend named Wang Genji, one day I went to see my girlfriend's parents for the first time, and my girlfriend's father said, you are Xiao Wang! ”

As soon as Ye Tian's joke was finished, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

“66666666”

“666666666666”

"Damn, hahahahaha, you want to laugh at me. ”

"Hahaha, I can't do it! ”

"Haha, is this a joke? Haha! It's funny!"

"One more!

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "Then the anchor will tell you one more, one day, the teacher said to Xiao Ming, milk is the meaning of small, for example, suckling pig is piglet." When Xiao Ming heard this, he quickly stood up and said, my family is very poor, and I can only live in a forty-square-meter RU room. So Xiao Ming said again, I have to jump over a RU ditch in front of my house every day when I go to school. The teacher was dizzy, no, change it again, Xiao Ming touched his head and thought for a long time, and finally said, No, teacher, my RU head is about to break. ”

"Poof!!ha, 666666!"

"Just make a joke at you, pay attention to me this time!"

"Anchor, where did you learn these jokes, you're so talented!"

"I'll obey me!"

"Thank you [Wine in My Heart] for the airplane X1 that was given to the anchor!"

"Thank you [East to West 1] for the fish ball X1200 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Hold Your Hand] for the glow stick X55 presented to the streamer!"

System: "Mission Progress: 4532/1000000!"

Ye Tian saw that it was only less than half an hour, and there were already more than 4,000 subscriptions, and the number of viewers was almost 6,000.

Ye Tian is now full of confidence, and said with a smile: "The joke anchor will talk about it here first, and in the evening, our anchor will tell you a few more." ”

Although the sailors feel that it is a pity, it is only like this.

Ye Tian looked at the wild boar that had died, touched his chin and pondered for a long time before saying: "After all, this wild boar has to be disposed of quickly, if only there was a knife, cut the wild boar into meat slices, and then make a fire and roast it into jerky, so that it can be preserved for a longer time, otherwise, if you leave it like this, it is estimated that it will stink the next day." ”

"Sure enough, professional!"

"Awesome!"

"It's a pity that ~ there is no knife ~ ~ anchor, do you want to bite with your teeth?"

Ye Tian bent over and pulled the wild boar's hind legs, ready to drag the wild boar back first.

When Ye Tian dragged the wild boar back to the beach, Di Lieba and Jiang Shuying also happened to come back, holding a few plastic bottles in their hands, a very thick fishing line, and a plastic bucket.

When the two of them saw Ye Tian dragging the wild boar, they were all stunned.

"Ye Tian, you are so amazing, you actually caught a wild boar!" Jiang Shuying said with her mouth wide open.

Ye Tian waved his hand proudly and said: "Hey, although this wild boar is very powerful, but I don't look at who I am, I have never lost by punching Nanshan Kindergarten and kicking Beishan Nursing Home! ”

When Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba heard this, they burst out laughing.

The sailors also laughed.

"God TM punched Nanshan Kindergarten and kicked Beishan Nursing Home, hahaha!"

"I give full marks to the anchor this wave, I don't blow it or I don't black. ”

"Hahaha, the anchor is just a wonder. ”

Jiang Shuying looked at the wild boar on the ground, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, and then said, "What should we do with this wild boar now? ”

Ye Tian touched his chin and said with a smile: "The knife is not simple, leave it to me." ”

As he spoke, Ye Tian walked towards a pile of rubble on the edge of the beach, Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba were watching from the side, obviously not knowing what Ye Tian was doing, as if he was looking for something.

Ye Tian flipped through and looked at the stone pile, picked up a stone from time to time to think, and shook his head from time to time, which really made people unable to see what Ye Tian was doing.

"Anchor, what are you doing! What are you doing with those stones!"

"yes, what are you doing!"

"Solve!"

At this time, Ye Tian's eyes suddenly lit up!

"Found it!"

Jiang Shuying, Di Lireba, and the sailors were all stunned, looking at what Ye Tian had found.

It turned out that Ye Tian was still picking up a stone, but it was a black stone.

Ye Tian didn't pay attention to anyone's questioning, and when he made it, the sailors would naturally know.

Putting the black stone on the ground, and then picking up a fist-sized pebble, only to see Ye Tian smash it hard against the black stone.