"Green tea" Lao Wang said casually.

My cousin heard it, and so did Xiao Guan.

My cousin didn't understand what the green tea in Lao Wang's mouth meant, so Xiao Guan gave full play to his strengths: "Xia Shuai, are you thirsty? There is no green tea in the company, if you want to drink it, you have to buy it yourself, by the way, help me and Jiameng bring a bottle back." "Look at it! This is Lao Wang's silly white and sweet white moonlight.

Lao Wang, I wanted to explain the green tea to my cousin and Xiao Guan.

Thinking of this era, this word has not yet appeared on the Internet.

He rephrased: "It's a metaphor for women that circulates on our college campuses." ”

Xiao Guan flashed his big eyes and asked curiously: "Chivalrous, what kind of woman is green tea?"

The cousin's eyes when she looked at Lao Wang were also full of curiosity.

In order to satisfy Bai Yueguang Xiaoguan and his cousin's curiosity, Lao Wang worked hard to organize his thoughts and organize words that could fully express green tea.

Lao Wang pretended to be forced to speak lightly: "Green tea generally refers to the type of person who has a pure appearance, a plain face and a simple and harmless speech, and is endearing." They are good at disguise, through tactful words, hints, etc., so that friends of the opposite sex will willingly pay for them. Lao Wang paused and glanced at his cousin and Xiao Guan.

Xiang Meixi saw that Lao Wang had stopped talking, and she asked: "Xia Shuai, this is green tea!

"This is just one of the manifestations of green tea, and there are many more that can highlight the performance of green tea!" Lao Wang's words were fluctuating!

"In front of male friends, he always shows his weak and weak side, and his purpose is to get help from men who want to protect him, and he never hesitates to ask for help from male friends. ”

"They are one of the more active groups of people on social media, always trying to show themselves in various ways, and also hinting that male friends can give her gifts. ”

"For example, she would send me little gifts from whoever I received, and how happy I was, so as to stimulate men's machismo, so that she could rightfully receive gifts from friends of the opposite sex. ”

These words spoken by Lao Wang are a lot of them on the Internet in later generations.

For Xiao Guan and his cousin now, Lao Wang's words seem to have opened a new door for them!

"Women who have green tea are characterized by having more male friends than same-sex friends! they understand what men need, and they use simple methods to get male friends to give willingly for them. ”

And when male friends have no use value, they will also turn their faces mercilessly, and in front of male friends who have not been squeezed out of use value by her, they always show how tolerant and generous they are. ”

The cousin said with an expression of disbelief, "Is there really such a woman?"

Lao Wang nodded affirmatively and said, "There are such women, and these are not all the manifestations of the green tea table!"

Lao Wang paused and continued: "The most important thing is to never establish a relationship with a male friend! ”

The implication is that the male friend, as long as you work a little harder, you can get her love and body, so that the male friend is willing to give everything for her, and the male friend has given everything, but found that there is still nothing and no progress. ”

Lao Wang's explanation made Xiao Guan and his cousin stunned and fell into silent thinking.

Xiao Guan touched his brows lightly: "Is there such a terrible green tea as you said?" Xiang Meixi, who asked this sentence, looked up and down at Lao Wang suspiciously, as if she had suddenly reacted to something.

circled around Lao Wang, and muttered: "Look at what you said, is this your personal experience!"

Xiao Guan's whim startled Lao Wang, and Lao Wang said that this misunderstanding could not exist.

He said very calmly: "Of course I am...... Lao Wang stretched out his words, and then immediately continued, "I heard it! Everyone on campus is spreading this, besides, if I had experienced such a thing myself, how could I have the leisure to tell you this, I don't know where to hide and cry." ”

Xiao Guan listened to Lao Wang's explanation and nodded very seriously: "Yes, oh! If you really experience such a woman, you have already been deceived and ruined, how can you have spare money to invite us to dinner." ”

Lao Wang secretly complained: It is worthy of being a member of my big foodie empire, and when I talk about green tea, I can relate to the aspect of eating.

The cousin said to Xiaoguan softly: "Meixi, haven't you noticed that the girl on the other side has a lot of behavior, similar to what Brother Yu said?"

Xiao Guan thought for a while: "It's really like!" The two said in unison: "Soft and weak, plain face to the sky! There are too many friends of the opposite sex, and they are too ambiguous." ”

That's what the two of them have been observing in the past few days.

For his cousin and Xiaoguan, he can't give more insights, Lao Wang knows it, and he sees with his eyes, you are paying attention, and he doesn't have as much insight as he actually touches.

So, Lao Wang decided to observe and investigate it himself.

Lao Wang said arrogantly: "That's it! Is it green tea still have to be observed in many ways, if Yu Hao is really tricked! We have to find a way to break him over, and we must not suffer such a loss." ”

Xiao Guan nodded his head briskly, and his black shawl hair rippled with it: "Mmmm! I agree with what you said, observe this aspect, Jiameng, the two of us pay more attention! If there is a situation, I will tell you, how not to let Yu Hao suffer a loss and be fooled, I will leave it to you!"

Lao Wang let out an "oh", turned his back to Xiao Guan and waved to his cousin and said, "I'll go back to school and think about whether this girl is suitable for Yu Hao." ”

While walking on the way to bedroom 203, Lao Wang was thinking about how to contact the girl.

Going to the teahouse to drink tea is the most direct and easiest way.

However, it also has a drawback! In public places, women like Green Tea will hide themselves very deeply.

The observations obtained are not necessarily accurate.

There are also difficulties, you can't keep hanging at the door of the Four Seasons Teahouse!

The result of this is: what bad intentions do you have, or you have bad thoughts that are not good for someone! It's easy to get everyone's attention, especially the suspicious green tea people.

On the Internet in later generations, Lao Wang has learned about the green tea industry.

However, he really doesn't have the feelings and experiences that he has personally experienced!

For a while, there was a feeling that the donkey skills were poor.

When Lao Wang was at a loss, a delivery car passed by him and stopped in front of the fresh fruit and vegetable store.

Then I saw the service staff start to deliver fruit to the store.

Lao Wang's eyes purred a few times, and he secretly began to think about the feasibility of this method he had thought of.