Chapter 1: A Thousand Cuts

"Ahem, okay, then I'll say a few words, it's ugly, don't you mind"

Lu Tianlong coughed twice and looked at Tina apologetically.

"Don't mind, don't mind, our show just likes guests to open their hearts and talk to their hearts"

Tina had a smile on her face, and her heart was even more happy.

She wished that Lu Tianlong would say something ugly.

In this way, the ratings of the show have gone up, and she will also be able to attract more attention.

Especially compared with these Chinese people, she can appear more noble and temperamental

Look, who said that the big chest has no brain, this Tina's brain is very good.

"Hey, of course I'll open my heart, but maybe not as much as Miss Tina, not only can you open up, but the rest of the world can open up"

Lu Tianlong scratched his head and smiled.

"Poof"

Next to them, Su Xiaoman and Li Xiaoman laughed directly.

They knew that Lu Tianlong couldn't endure it all the time, this was not his character at all.

You see, the counterattack is coming

"Lu Tianlong, please pay attention to your wording"

Seeing that Lu Tianlong's eyes began to dangle in front of him, Tina was furious.

This guy knew he was mocking her about rolling on the couch with Miller just now.

"Measure Ao, I'm sorry, I just said, my words may be ugly, don't you agree?"

Lu Tianlong looked at her innocently.

“”

Tina was speechless, this bastard had clearly set her up just now

and let herself happily drill in.

"You continue, but I like you to pay attention to the impact, after all, to be able to sit here, you represent your Huaxia. ”

"This is a live broadcast, which is seen by people all over the world, and it is estimated that some people will say that you Chinese people have a problem with Su zhì. ”

Tina's face turned a little colder and said.

"Thank you Miss Tina for reminding me, in fact, I just wanted to talk about Su zhì. ”

Lu Tianlong patted his head and said with a smile.

"Actually, the first time I saw Miss Tina just now, I was very impressed, your su zhì is really very high"

Lu Tianlong gave a thumbs up to Tina.

Tina was stunned, this guy was sarcastic about himself just now, and now he is complimenting himself again

Could it be that he was threatened by his own two words?

Looking at her expression, Li Xiaoman and Su Xiaoman, the two girls next to her, really felt sad for her.

Sure enough, Lu Tianlong's words came below.

"Well, your su zhì is really high"

"You know, when I saw you and Miller rolling on the couch with your bare butts just now, I was so moved that I wanted to cry. ”

"An interview column host, not only does his best to interview guests, but also undresses and unties to serve the leader, what kind of spirit is this"

"Selfless dedication, really dedicate your body and soul to the job you like"

"Miss Tina, you are truly a role model for women in the new era"

"Shut up"

Tina is crazy.

Now it is a live broadcast, and Lu Tianlong's words have been transmitted to the TV of countless viewers through the guò camera.

"Lu Tianlong, you don't want to spew blood"

Tina shouted angrily, pointing at Lu Tianlong and said angrily.

"Miss Tina, your words make your manager Miller sad. ”

"Why don't you recognize people when you put on your clothes?"

"By the way, I'll make you wipe the remaining things on the skirt and Miller first."

Lu Tianlong said with a smile.

"You"

Tina was startled, and subconsciously turned her head to look at the top of her skirt.

But there's something there

Immediately realized that he had been tricked by this bastard again.

"Pinch off, pinch off, pinch out the signal"

Tina sprang up from her seat and yelled as she pointed outside.

"Tom, you shit, I'll say it again, pinch me off the signal right away"

"The signal can be choked, but Miss Tina, there are some things that can't be changed."

Lu Tianlong spoke slowly.

"Let's talk about you, for example, now that I'm looking at you, you're such a beauty. ”

"But if you take a closer look, well, it's better to take a look."

"The bridge of your nose has been padd, your chin has been shaved, your eyelids have been cut."

"You've been on this before, you've also had this leg repaired."

"Tsk, you're really hard enough, there's almost no place on your body that hasn't used a knife. ”

"Do you know what this is called in our Huaxia?"

Lu Tianlong always had a smile on his face.

The words that came out were more ruthless than the last.

He originally planned to beat this Tina directly, who made her discriminate against Huaxia without anyone in her eyes, and just now he did his best to belittle it

But when I think about it, it's really insulting to do it to a woman.

Forget it, let's talk about it.

People just said that you have to have a vegetarian zhì

"Lu Tianlong, you bastard, I'm going to fight with you"

Tina, with her teeth and claws, stood up from her seat and was about to pounce on Lu Tianlong.

"Stop your doctor didn't tell you, don't get too excited, don't be too strenuous activity"

"Who made you greedy for cheapness, when you got such an inferior silicone that was easy to burst inside"

"Well, there is a risk of being knifed, and you need to be cautious when contacting"

Lu Tianlong reminded very seriously.

"You"

Tina subconsciously stopped again and looked down at her.

This action undoubtedly cooperated with Lu Tianlong's words, which is equivalent to proving that what he said is true

Nima, she really wants to roar, it's really not inferior goods

"Also, looking at your attitude just now, you said that you looked down on the vase"

"Well, actually, I really want to sue you, even if it is good to make a vase quietly. ”

"If it's not good, why are you fighting for a thousand cuts, and you have to make yourself beautiful, even though your plastic surgery is quite a failure. ”

"No, no, you're still working hard, in order to be a host, eat, drink and sleep together, it's really hard"

"Admire Admire"

Lu Tianlong said as he stood up and turned his head to look at the camera over there.

"Thank you very much to the audience, friends for being able to listen to me talk nonsense. ”

"Actually, I'm really a very Sven person, but sometimes I speak more directly, and I don't know if you like to listen to it or not"

"Anyway, if you like to listen to it or not, you have all listened to it, this story is pure fiction, if there are similarities, it is not a coincidence"

"Ahh

Seeing Lu Tianlong talking to the camera, Tina was stunned and subconsciously turned her head to look at the camera.

The camera flashed and lit up, and it was clearly still recording

Didn't you just ask someone to cut off the signal?

"Tom, you shit, I didn't just let you"

Tina went completely insane and shouted at Tom outside.

"I'm sorry Miss Tina. ”

"You said I was trash, and you should know that trash is always forgetful sometimes, so I'll turn it off now"

Outside, Tom looked at Tina apologetically and said, then waved his hand, and the signal was cut off.

This guy is also very happy now.

On weekdays, he was bullied by Tina.

Now as soon as this video is broadcast, she will definitely stink, and it will be impossible for her to be on the show again in the future.

Now it's not too much to take a little revenge

"You bastards, wait for me, I will never spare you"

Like a mad shrew, Tina stomped her feet hard and rushed out of the live broadcast room.

"Brother Tianlong, you are really bad"

When she ran away, Li Xiaoman and Su Xiaoman next to her were already laughing and bending over.

Everyone is holding a breath in their hearts, and it feels really good.

"If people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, but if people offend me, she won't be able to be a person"

Lu Tianlong replied with a smile.

"Alright, let's go to Miller's."

Lu Tianlong shouted and led everyone out of the live broadcast room.

Director Tom is also following.

He also knew that he had just been addicted, and he might not be able to do this job.

But I still feel pretty good in my heart.

"Tom, what are your plans for the future?"

Lu Tianlong turned his head to look at Tom behind him as he walked along the corridor.

"Hey, let's talk about it, I can't do this job, and I won't starve to death anyway"

Tom can see it and laughs.

"Yes, then I'll introduce you to a job."

"I know a director named Robles, how about you go and be his deputy"

Lu Tianlong asked with a smile.

"Who Robles" Tom was just stupid.

"That's right, it's that weird old man Robles, isn't he also a director here in your Hollywood House, I'll tell him, you can go directly to him in two days. ”

Lu Tianlong nodded.

"Remember, good people like us will be rewarded"

Miller Office.

When everyone entered, Wen Tianhao and the Holy Prison had just come out of the private room in the office.

Wen Tianhao also held a video camera in his hand, pouting as he watched.

"Tsk, this animal is really getting crazier and crazier, and they are all starting to play postures, hey, boss, you are here"

Seeing Lu Tianlong come in, the two walked over with a smile.

"Well, how is it done?"

Lu Tianlong nodded and asked.

"Perfect"

Wen Tianhao gestured.

"It's just that this animal is too crazy, I have to stay away from him in the future."

As he spoke, he saw a limping Miller running out of it with a sad face.

"How about Manager Miller, I promised you just now, I will definitely make you feel good, this time I am satisfied?"

Lu Tianlong swaggered to sit on the sofa opposite, and looked up at Miller with a smile.

Miller really wants to die now.

I really can't wait to hit my head and completely die with Lu Tianlong, the bastard.

He knew too well that once the video was released, he would be finished.

"Mr. Lu, if there is anything we can discuss, what are you doing here?"

Miller desperately squeezed out a smile, which was more ugly than crying.

"If you had something to discuss, if you had said it earlier, why would there be so much trouble"

Lu Tianlong smiled.

"But it's too late, I think you'd better pack up and fuck off."

"You"

Miller was about to open his mouth when the office door was slammed open.

Then Tina, who was crying so much that the pear blossoms were raining, ran in

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