"Hello, I'm your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, she's a good girl, please cherish her. If it's just for fun, please let her go. When you're with her, take her shopping and don't let her wear high heels, she'll have sore feet. Every time I see her frowning, I must coax her well. She doesn't like hot days, and when it's hot, she's impatient. The first time we did it in a small hotel at the entrance of the school, she was so painful that she scratched my back. Don't talk about this, you will slowly know these things, tell me what you don't know. The first time it was super tight, but don't worry, I've helped you widen, and it's much easier for you to enter, and you don't have to watch her suffer and feel distressed. Her left are bigger because I've always been used to touching them with my right hand. In the future, you can focus on the right side, balance. If you're with her, don't keep her on top, she'll be tired. I've only used a lot of positions with her, but you can develop a little more. She likes the new one, she likes it the most, let me go in from behind, she's shy and embarrassed, but she's most comfortable in that position. You have to take the initiative. By the way, she only uses Durex. But don't wear a cool outfit, she doesn't like that because it's too cold. You can buy the convex dots, I haven't used them. She would have liked it, in fact, she never wanted me to use a condom because she was afraid that I would be upset. But let's use it. It's not good to be pregnant. You should also think to her that she doesn't resist giving me KJ, you can also try, but the technique is not good, because I can't bear to let her do this all the time. She likes me to give her KJ, really, she will resist, but I really like it, you tough. She enjoyed it every time. Her ears are the most sensitive point, and RT is quite sensitive. She has a lot of water. It's very comfortable.?Also,She's very good at teasing.,Very good at KISS.?It doesn't seem to be anything.。 That's all.?I wish you happiness.By the way, don't think that her hand touched my brother when you hold hands, by the way, don't think that her mouth is full of me when you kiss, by the way, don't think about her expression when you ** face me. Have fun friends. ”

Suddenly, a long barrage appeared, the entire live broadcast room was quiet, the whole world was quiet, everyone was shocked, there was a vicious way of caring in the world, and then .......... Everyone went to read it carefully, and Ye Tian couldn't help but look at it.

Eighteen bends in the mountain road, and the autumn name mountain bike god will overturn at this bend.

After a minute, the screen is full of 6666, and everyone will only send 666, and the others will not be sent at all.

“666666”

“6666666”

"Mom sells batches, I overturned again. ”

"I thought there was an undercover agent, but I didn't expect to see that it was still a friendly army in the end. ”

"And this kind of routine, it's just 6 over. ”

"Damn, I can't bear to look at it, it's too detailed. ”

"I learned a disgusting ex-girlfriend posture again, don't be too 6, I can disgust her doubting life. ”

.......

Ye Tian was stunned, there was still this kind of routine, and he couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said, "Awesome!"

And the sailor who threw out the question said weakly again: "Anchor, are you really good like this?"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem. ”

Ye Tian then remembered that the other person was the main one, and immediately straightened his face and said, "Okay, everyone, don't make trouble, this friend is already very entangled, we can't sprinkle salt on other people's wounds, although this is still quite cool." ”

“23333”

"It's really cool. ”

"Forgive me for laughing unkindly, hahahahaha. ”

......

Ye Tian continued: "Next anchor's emotional interpretation time, that [my girlfriend is pregnant] friend, everyone was joking before, don't care, what you did is not wrong, when you meet this kind of woman, of course you have to break up, this green hat must not be carried, this green hat is a lifetime, your life will be ruined, you must not carry this pot, and you are married to her, this woman will not really love you." ”

The sailors in the live broadcast room were a little confused, they didn't agree to get married, but the latter sentence was a bit like that.

"Anchor, it's impossible to put it! Maybe people will pay attention, but it's impossible to say. ”

"Yes, anchor, although I agree that I must never marry such a woman, how can this woman not love him? ”

"Anchor, have you encountered it too?"

"You have a story, I have wine, please tell your story. ”

......

Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily and said, "In this way, let me tell you the results of a survey, I am not discriminating against women, but this is a real investigation." ”

"This survey of women is as follows: There are two men, one is an ex-boyfriend who smokes, drinks, takes drugs, squats in prison, has tattoos all over his body, and breaks your virginity and makes you have ten abortions; ”

"The second, of course. ”

"That's it, it must be the second one, that's a good husband!"

"It's good not to dislike her, it's the second one. ”

"It won't be the first one! If it were, I'd start to doubt my life from now on. ”

......

Ye Tian sighed and said, "Eh, most of the answers are like this, the first thirty percent: of course it's an ex-boyfriend!" Every time I do it with my stupid husband, I think about my ex-boyfriend; the second fifty percent: yes, my husband is a fool, and he dislikes me for having a few abortions, if it weren't for my ex-boyfriend's lack of money, I wouldn't have married him, hahaha, I now spend my husband's money, and secretly bought my ex-boyfriend a BMW X5;The third eighteenth percent: Mmmm, even if the ex-boyfriend abandons us again and again, we still love him deeply, and the pick-up man will never understand what true love is. You see, a woman is a complex animal. ”

“23333”

“6666666”

"This kind of woman is so cheap. ”

"Women sometimes do it, which shows that I am a girl, and among the girls I know, there are really people who say the same as the anchor. ”

"This.... This..... This, I suddenly didn't know what to say. ”

"That brother, you are doing the right thing, and we support you. ”

"Yes, yes, support you. ”

"That's it, it's obviously that the woman and the girlfriend are wrong, they both cheated and scolded other scumbags, and their brains are not good. ”

"Look at the point, it's good that you found out before you got married, if you find out after getting married, as the anchor said, then don't you regret it more? So you found out in advance, you should be happy, laugh, run, meet your new life, and successfully avoid a green hat. ”

"What I said upstairs makes so much sense that I can't even refute a word. ”

"Thank you [My girlfriend is pregnant] for the rocket X10 presented to the anchor!-Anchor, I understand it thoroughly, I won't bother with this matter anymore, my heart has been completely let go, thank you for enlightening me, just like the sailor said, I found out in advance, I'm not married yet, I should be happy. ”

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