"Cut!"

"What do you mean I can't solve!" Xu Mang suddenly broke away from Xiao Man holding his arm, and said with a stubborn face: "Except for the century problems such as Goldbach's conjecture, there is nothing I can't solve, besides... Not only did I teach physics, I also taught high math classes, and even published high math papers!"

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Cousin Xiaoman looked confused, isn't he engaged in physics?

"Xiao Man?"

"What the hell does your husband do?" the cousin asked curiously, "Isn't he a physics student?"

"This..."

"What's that... Anyway, cousin, you should listen seriously. Yang Xiaoman didn't know how to explain for a while, so he said nonorly: "Why don't you talk to me about my nephew first, cousin, you should go to school now, right?"

Cousin Xiaoman frowned, looked at Xu Mang, who was standing in front of the blackboard, then looked at his cousin, and hurriedly said, "Are you in the house with him dominant?"

"Huh?"

"I... So what... Of course it's me. Yang Xiaoman said embarrassedly and politely: "Cousin's situation today is quite special, just let him go crazy, what... He... He was unwell and sick. ”

Xiao Man's words made my cousin more and more confused, how could she be involved in illness again.

meanwhile

Xu Mang is trying to solve this so-called applied mathematics puzzle, but... At the moment he only knew that it was about finding the limit value, and nothing else.

Or...

Forget it?

ultimately

Xu Mang still didn't hold back, and silently began to cheat, it's not that he won't... It's too time-consuming if you calculate it yourself.

"The system... Give me the answer to this question. ”

[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of the answer to this question: 2 (math skills)]

Pay!

moment

Xu Mang directly wanted to kneel down to the system, is this special and his own difference? The idea is exactly the same, it is simply copied, and it will take about twenty minutes to turn on the beast mode.

"Uh..."

"Xiao Man, let's go!" Xu Manchong shouted to Xiao Man, who was sitting on the edge of the flower bed nearby.

Yang Xiaoman: Σ('д′*ノ)ノ

What the?

Lady, I just finished bragging for you,

You're doing this to me?

Seeing the empty content on the blackboard, Yang Xiaoman's heart was dead, and in just three minutes, he frantically lifted Xu Mang to the sky, almost, just a little, in Xiaoman's boasting, Xu Mang completed the entire calculation process of Goldbach's conjecture.

Outcome...

The bubble of fantasy is ruthlessly punctured.

"Xiao Man?"

"It's... Your husband is so strong?" Xiaoman's cousin was stunned by his cousin just now, and was almost deceived, but suddenly the protagonist came to his senses, and his face was at a loss for a while, and he didn't know what to do at all.

"Hey!"

"You... Don't you tell me you won't?" Yang Xiaoman angrily said to Xu Mang: "This question is very simple for you, right, it will only take five minutes at most to pick up the pen and put it down, right?"

it!

Five minutes?

Are you going to be Superman?

Xu Mang said helplessly: "I've solved it, it's just too time-consuming, anyway, this topic won't be removed for the time being, I'll solve it before I go home, don't worry... It's not that hard, but the calculation process is a bit complicated. ”

At this point,

How could Xiao Man's cousin listen to Xu Mang's words, he was fooled once, and it was impossible to be fooled a second time, and it was this man who broke up himself and his cousin, originally according to the plan, Xiao Man should be a freshman at Columbia.

Who would have thought,

I went to study at Fuda University in China in a daze, and the reason was that I had a boyfriend.

"Humph!"

"Who wouldn't brag?" The cousin glanced at Xu Mang, with a slight contempt in his eyes, and said indifferently: "Forget it... No, no, I'll take you on Broadway. ”

afterwards

Yang Xiaoman complained to Xu Mang, originally as long as this big fool solved his cousin's question, then he would be recognized, but now it's okay... Not only did he get nothing, but his reputation was worse than before.

"What's your situation?" Yang Xiaoman asked angrily, "Is this question really difficult?"

"It's not difficult. ”

"But you need to be very careful, as long as there is a small deviation in the calculation process in the middle, it will lead to the whole problem wrong. Xu Mang said helplessly: "I guess your cousin did it on purpose, I think it has something to do with some actuary." ”

"I'm afraid you'll be impatient to wait, so you'll just choose to give up, but don't worry... Before leaving, I will spare half an hour to finish this problem. Xu Mang said with a smile: "Plus the United States and the flower family belong to the same northern hemisphere, but the latitude is relatively low, I am afraid that you will freeze to death." ”

Yang Xiaoman angrily stretched out his hand to the flesh on Xu Mang's waist, twisted it fiercely, and said angrily: "Old lady, I'd rather be frozen to death than not be able to raise my head in front of my cousin, I originally blew you into the sky, but you fell off by yourself, and now it's okay... She must have thought that the man I was looking for was unreliable. ”

"It doesn't matter!"

"You're marrying me, not marrying her, my cousin can think whatever she wants. Xu Mang said indifferently: "Speaking of your cousin's situation, I feel that there is a little problem, and I don't even go home during the New Year." ”

Speaking of cousins,

Yang Xiaoman sighed and said helplessly: "I fell out with my family and haven't returned to China for ten years..."

"It should be American, right?" asked Xu Mang.

"Hmm!"

"Married to a local Chinese who is engaged in finance. Yang Xiaoman said: "But I am very disgusted with my cousin's husband, this person is a little arrogant, even more idiot than you... thinks he is the best in the world, but the two are quite affectionate. ”

In the face of other people's family affairs, Xu Mang didn't want to get involved too much, and some things were cut and messed up.

soon

After shopping on Broadway, Cousin Xiaoman took his cousin and cousin-in-law to a house in a wealthy area of Manhattan. It's just not bad.

"Ouch!"

"Is Xiaoman here?" A middle-aged man stood at the door, and after seeing Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang, he asked with a smile: "This is your husband, right? ”

“...”

“...”

Nima,

What a pompous!

The first time we met, it was directly talented.

"Hello cousin-in-law. ”

"Hello brother-in-law. ”

The two said hello and then entered the inside, and the first feeling after entering was the modern atmosphere on their faces.

At this point,

A little boy ran out, and when he saw Yang Xiaoman, his face was full of surprise, and he hurriedly came to Xiaoman's side, and shouted respectfully: "Hello cousin..."

"Hmm. ”

"Very well-behaved. Yang Xiaoman touched the little boy's head and said with a smile: "How is your academic performance recently?

"Yes!"

"I've always been number one in my class. The little boy said proudly, but he soon noticed a man sitting next to his cousin,

"This is your cousin. Yang Xiaoman pointed to Xu Mang beside him.

“...”

"Hello cousin. The little boy shouted at Xu Mang.

Xu Mang, who suddenly became an elder, had a serious expression, and his tone began to be low, and he said, "Okay..."

afterwards

The little boy was ruthlessly driven back to his homework by his mother.

Then the cousin-in-law came to the living room and started chatting with the young couple, and the content of the chat could not be to boast about how much he earned the year before last, how much he earned last year, what car he planned to change, and change to a more high-end house.

His various behaviors made Xu Mang wonder, is this crazy? He actually boasted in front of Xiao Man how rich he was, and he was not lightly ill!

When his cousin-in-law was leaving, Xu Mang hurriedly asked, "What's the situation?"

"Hmm!"

"Because my cousin had a falling out with her family, we didn't attend her wedding, and my cousin didn't want to talk about us, so my cousin-in-law didn't know anything about us, thinking that we we'd be the kind of... Ordinary families. Yang Xiaoman explained.

But

During the meal, Xu Mang knew that his cousin-in-law was actually a very good person, and whenever something happened to the flower planter, he would raise a huge amount of money, Xu Mang calculated it for him, and donated a total of nearly one million dollars in ten years.

Therefore, Xu Mang's senses for him have changed, although this person likes to show off, but his character is not bad.

"Xiao Xu?"

"What do you do?" asked the cousin-in-law, "I should be a student like Xiaoman, right?"

"I'm a physics professor. Xu Mang said with a smile: "I teach college students, and I am also responsible for the research work of some scientific research projects, and I am a scientific research educator. ”

"Professor?"

"Are you a professor at such a young age?" The cousin-in-law was taken aback, quickly regained his natural expression, and said to Xu Mang: "But the professor can't make a lot of money, or you come to the United States, I will take you to make a lot of money, and you can drive a luxury car and live in a luxury house in less than three years." ”

Xu Mang was depressed and said helplessly: "No need, I'm fine in China." ”

After dinner,

The cousin was tidying up the room, while Xu Mang and Xiaoman were sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching the boring news.

At this point,

The cousin-in-law held a laptop and sat on the sofa next to him, chatting with Xu Mang and Xiaoman while working.

Xu Mang, who couldn't bear it, asked, "Cousin-in-law... What are you doing?"

"Analysis. ”

"Do you know the Bayesian formula?" said my cousin-in-law with a smile, "By the way, I forgot to tell you, I'm a Ph.D. in mathematics from Columbia." ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

Nima,

The whole family has something to do with math.

It's really convincing.

Xu Mang got up and sat next to his cousin-in-law, looking at the content on his screen curiously, under normal circumstances, this is confidential, but his cousin-in-law doesn't care, he doesn't think Xu Mang can understand it, after all, it is a very professional field of mathematical probability.

"Xiao Xu, since you are interested, I will tell you from beginning to end what I am doing. My cousin-in-law was full of vanity and said with a smile: "I am predicting the market outlook and analyzing the future volatility... From here..."

Bang bang bang... The talk goes on and on.

At this point,

Yang Xiaoman saw a picture that made her laugh, Xu Mang, a professor in the physics department of Fufu University, sitting on the sidelines and listening to a doctoral student give him a lecture.

Ha ha!

Big idiot,

I can't believe you have today!

After about ten minutes, my cousin-in-law finally finished teaching Xu Mang, just when he was still unsatisfied...

"Cousin-in-law?"

"Huh?"

"It's wrong here..."Xu Mang pointed to a certain piece of analysis data on the screen, and said seriously: "And it's ridiculously wrong." ”

Coincidentally,

My cousin walked out of the room. Seeing her husband's disdainful look, she couldn't help but feel curious.

"What are you two discussing?" asked Cousin Man.

"Xiao Xu thinks I'm wrong. The cousin-in-law said arrogantly, "But how could I be wrong." ”

......