Chapter 177: The guests are present
In the midst of the embarrassing singing, the two finally came to the fish pond.
At this time, the water in the fish pond was a little muddy, and I couldn't see the depth, Zhang Zifeng, as a girl, was not very bold, and was a little scared at this time, and stood next to him for a long time and didn't dare to be the first to go down.
After Mr. He put the back basket containing the fish, he walked to Zhang Zifeng with two nets, "What's wrong, sister?"
At this time, Zhang Zifeng blushed slightly, heard Teacher He's question, and replied in a low voice: "Teacher He, I'm waiting for you!"
Teacher He still believed it, thinking that Zhang Zifeng was waiting for him, and at this time his heart was full of relief, and he couldn't help but boast: "This kid is really sensible!"
can only say that life is originally a play, everyone is an actor, who is afraid of whom!
"Sister, let's go down, catch the fish early so that we can find some back, maybe the guests will come later." ”
"Well, Mr. He, go down first. ”
Hearing Zhang Zifeng say this, Teacher He really didn't think much about it, and directly handed Zhang Zifeng a slippery net, and then slowly tested it with his feet in his hand.
Of course, Mr. He also knows, after all, this is all arranged in advance by the program team, and the staff must have tried it first, and there can be no danger waiting for them.
It wasn't until he reached the middle of the paddy field that the water had already overflowed his knees, so Mr. He stopped and waved his hand to signal Zhang Zifeng to step forward.
After Zhang Zifeng slowly probed over, the two of them took the leaky net and looked for traces of the fish in the water, but after stirring for a long time, except for making the water in the field more turbid, they didn't even see a single fish scale.
Lifting the leaky net out of the water, and waiting until the level calmed down, Zhang Zifeng looked at the water surface without a little ripple, and said a little deflated: "Teacher He doesn't have any fish? Director...."
Coincidentally, before Zhang Zifeng finished speaking, a fish flew out of the water directly next to her, and a fish jumped over the dragon gate and landed beside her, splashing a splash directly on her face.
This sudden surprise frightened the girl and screamed directly: "Ah!" After screaming, Zhang Zifeng reacted and shouted excitedly at Teacher He: "Teacher He, Teacher He... Fish, there are fish, just now the fish flew up and landed next to me...."
Teacher He, who was next to him, had already reacted when he fell into the water, and at this time he heard Zhang Zifeng's excited shout, and replied while walking this way: "Xiaofeng, I saw it, quickly stop it with a leak." ”
"Oh... Oh.."
Hearing Teacher He's order, Zhang Zifeng blankly dug the leaky net in his hand into the water.
At this time, the leaky net in Zhang Zifeng's hand into the water was like a signal, and suddenly the fish in the field were like frying the pot, and many of them jumped out of the water naughtily and flew wildly in an instant, which frightened Zhang Zifeng and screamed again and again.
"Ahh Ahh
was suddenly attacked by this fish, and Mr. He's hand shook instantly, and he fell directly into the water after slipping through the net.
He was also taken aback by the situation.
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Just as Tanaka was frightened, a voice came from the door of the mushroom house, "Are you guys making another horror movie? Are we in the wrong place?"
Bu Fan, who was chopping wood, turned his head and hurriedly welcomed: "Welcome to the mushroom house, welcome Teacher Yue, welcome Sister Zhang Jia." ”
While putting down the axe he was talking about and walking towards the door, he shouted into the house, "Teacher Wang, a guest is here." ”
The person who came is Yue Peng, a very popular cross talk actor at the moment, and Zhang Jia, who is also one of the four second middle schools and two daughters of Orange Entertainment, a very popular sketch actor, and this year's achievements landed on the existence of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.
Bu Fan walked to the two of them, he and Yue Peng met for the first time, and shook hands with each other at this time, "Hello Mr. Yue, I like to listen to your cross talk." ”
"You're so talented, no.. Hello Bufan, I like to watch "Soldier Assault", and I am watching it for the second time recently. And call me Yue Yue or Xiao Yue Yue, don't call any teacher who can't be a teacher, I'll call you Xiao Fan. ”
"No problem. ”
One is to open the show when it comes to it, and the other is that now with the broadcast of "Soldier Assault", Bu Fan's card position is up, Bu Fan is not worse than Yue Peng, and he may even overshadow him on the fire, so when Yue Peng said don't call him a teacher, Bu Fan is not entangled.
For Zhang Jia, Bu Fan is much more familiar, after all, the two are a company, although they are busy working outside all year round, and they can not meet many times, but a company can always meet a few times a year.
After Bu Fan won the New Talent Award at the Berlin International Film Festival, Zhang Jia and Bu Fan got close, and the four of them formed a flying group, which was in the water group when they were fine, and now everyone is quite familiar with it.
After greeting Yue Peng, Bu Fan and Zhang Jia hugged each other, "Sister Zhang Jia, why don't you say anything in advance if you want to come, look at what I didn't prepare, you ordered the braised fish and spicy crayfish yesterday." ”
"I want to tell you too, but the director team doesn't allow it. Besides, I said in advance what other surprises there were. After hugging Bufan, Zhang Jia continued to reply: "Yes, what's wrong with the braised fish and spicy crayfish I ordered?"
"It's okay, you ordered it. At this time, Bu Fan took the suitcase in Zhang Jia's hand, and said to Yue Peng with his head sideways: "That... Xiao Yueyue, you ask for more blessings. ”
At this time, Wang Lei walked out, Bu Fan's eyes lit up and shouted at Wang Lei: "Teacher Wang, the guy who reported the name of the dish yesterday is here..."
Don't say I don't know, after Bu Fan's reminder, Wang Lei immediately remembered that Yue Peng gave him the name of the dish yesterday, and without hesitation, he grabbed the slippers on his feet and threw them directly at Yue Peng.
Syllable..
hit the bull's-eye and hit Yue Peng's thigh. "Xiao Yueyue is bold, isn't it? Seeing that Uncle doesn't clean you up today, pick up the shoes for Uncle. ”
Yue Peng had the heart to cry at this time, didn't he just show off it yesterday, he forgot about it, why did the people in the mushroom house hold grudges so much.
He glanced at Bu Fan next to him, who was rehashing the old things, and picked up the slippers on the ground with a wry smile, "Uncle, can't I be wrong?" You see that I brought you a gift. ”
put the slippers next to Wang Lei's feet, and immediately raised the cage in his hand flatteringly, and a duck squatted weakly inside.
"What are you bringing a duck for?" Wang Lei had already noticed the duck that Yue Peng was carrying, and when he saw him officially take it out, he said angrily: "Are you going to let me slaughter it and stew it at night?"
At this time, Zhang Jia interjected next to him: "Teacher Wang, I think so too, you don't know that I look at it, I am hungry all the way, and I just happened to add a dish at night." After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and wiped the corners of his mouth.
It's just that the exaggerated acting skills don't look like they're wiping their saliva no matter who sees it.
Hearing Wang Lei and Zhang Jia sing and harmonize, Yue Peng's eyes showed surprise, and his eyes were full of disbelief and looked at the two. "The duck is so cute, you want to eat it. ”
"What are you doing if you don't eat it, wait for me to get a knife and come out, and slaughter it now." After speaking, Wang Lei made a gesture and went into the house.
Of course, it is impossible to walk, and it is impossible to kill this duck, and it is impossible to kill it in this life.
Just when Wang Lei turned around, the director couldn't stand his Xiu'er appearance, and shouted angrily outside the camera: "Ducks can't be killed, this is for the mushroom house." ”
At this time, the director was also tired, the team was too difficult to lead, all of them were Pipi shrimp, although he knew that Wang Lei was very suspicious of showing off, but it could not be ruled out that he took advantage of the situation and slaughtered the duck.
Hearing the director's words, Wang Lei stopped and said to the director angrily: "Is it impossible to raise? ”
"Impossible!" The director rejected Wang Lei's proposal without even thinking about it.
"Then let's kill it!"
"No way!"
"If you don't raise you, and if you don't kill you, what do you want?" Wang Lei looked displeased, and once again held the slippers in his hand, "I'll ask you, what should we do with the food that this duck eats every day? Anyway, we don't raise it." ”
Hearing Wang Lei's words, Bu Fan's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly accosted: "It's just that we are not responsible anyway." ”
"Actually, this is a sword duck, and you just need to eat some grass every day. ”
"Eat grass! Don't you have to cut the grass, no, it's better to slaughter it." ”
"You can't kill. "The director is still unwavering.
"It's okay not to kill, it's okay to foster in a mushroom house first, but you don't have to give this labor cost, material cost, and accommodation fee. After seeing that the heat was not bad, Wang Lei answered.
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