Provocation from crooked nuts

A good day starts with a beautiful woman getting up.

Li Xiaoxiang, who woke up, found that someone's hand had shifted his position at some point.

She hurriedly got up to escape from the clutches, and the white jade condensed swan's neck was red.

The man in front of him was still asleep, and a ray of sunlight shone on his side face, like a god.

Time seems to stand still.

Li Xiaoxiang was a deer in her heart, and at this moment she found that Xu Chen had an indescribable feeling, detached and extremely charming.

She couldn't help but lean over and secretly kiss him on the cheek.

Afraid that Xu Chen would wake up and find herself, she hurriedly left lightly to prepare breakfast.

As soon as Li Xiaoxiang left, Xu Chen, who should have been asleep, slowly bleeds from two lines of nosebleeds.

Before leaving, the girl's fragrance filled my mind, and I almost couldn't help but break it.

Fortunately, it didn't show the stuffing.

Otherwise, with Li Xiaoxiang's shy personality, he would definitely not come to his room again in the short term.

Even so, Li Xiaoxiang's face still did not fade from the red tide all morning.

Xu Chen deliberately inquired, and she squirmed and explained that it might be a little hot.

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Modu University.

"Look, isn't that Xu Chen and Li Xiaoxiang? They came to the school together! and they are holding hands!!"

"Wow, how do you feel that Xu Chen has become handsome!"

"I haven't seen him for a holiday, Xu Chen has become so handsome!!ahhh

"Woo woo~ My goddess is gone, Xu Chen, who kills a thousand knives, I want to duel with him!"

"If you look in the mirror, you probably don't have the desire to duel him. ”

"These two are too immortal, aren't they!

"My mom, this couple is too good-looking, they love it! ”

"Take a picture and post it online!"

As soon as Xu Chen and Li Xiaoxiang stepped into the school gate, there were whispers from other classmates around them.

"If we can eat our faces, I think we can feed the whole earth. Xu Chen said to Li Xiaoxiang shamelessly.

Li Xiaoxiang smiled at the corner of his mouth and gave him a roll of the eyes.

The two seem to have an invisible magic, and they are the focus of attention wherever they go. Everyone will be eclipsed in front of them, ruthlessly reduced to a backdrop.

Many girls secretly sent Qiu Bo to Xu Chen, and the bolder ones ran over to add WeChat, and even pretended to fall and threw themselves into his arms.

With Li Xiaoxiang by his side, the other women were all vulgar fans in Xu Chen's eyes, of course, they all refused very unceremoniously, and the girl who threw herself in his arms was dodged sideways by him.

"This girl, please respect yourself and don't touch porcelain. ”

Looking at the appearance of these girls', Li Xiaoxiang was both happy and worried.

is worthy of being his boyfriend, and after the aura is fully opened, other boys only have the share of a foil, but such a man is too tempting, what if there is a girl who looks better than her to throw in her arms?

For example, yesterday's Su He, Li Xiaoxiang felt very threatening, after all, a certain part is too proud, don't men like that...

A woman's heart, a needle at the bottom of the sea.

A girl in love, IQ automatically drops to zero, and you can never guess what she is thinking.

Thinking about it, Li Xiaoxiang's thoughts drifted to the clouds, and even the plot of abandoning his wife and children to find a new love was staged again.

Then, without warning, he performed the two-finger Zen Dafa for girls on Xu Chen's arm.

Xu Chen grinned in pain, looking aggrieved.

Who did I recruit and provoke whom? Is it my fault that I am handsome?

"Brother Chen!

A shout rang out from behind.

Xu Chen turned around and looked, and a dark and thin young man ran over to him, it was his best friend and younger brother and colleague and meal ticket Fan Xiaowei, nicknamed "Fan Monkey".

The way to collect scrap and make money part-time was introduced by Fan Xiaowei.

Fan Xiaowei ran over panting with red and swollen panda eyes, and when he saw Li Xiaoxiang, he immediately smiled and called out to his sister-in-law.

"Monkey, what's the matter with this face?

Fan Xiaowei spat bitterly and said: "Brother Chen, you can count it as coming, it was the bastards of the Taekwondo Club, Judo, and Muay Thai Club, and they came to the Chinese Martial Arts Club early this morning to provoke, led by a few crooked Guoren students, as well as Wang Yuyu and a few dogs." ”

Xu Chen frowned and said, "Your kid has joined the club?"

Xu Chen has always had a bad impression of various clubs and student unions in the university, and his good college life has been ruined by those "presidents" and "presidents" who have other useful hearts, and the bureaucratic atmosphere is very heavy.

"I was originally a melon-eating crowd, they set up a ring, but the embroidered pillows like the martial arts club were beaten and my nose and face were swollen, and those crooked nuts also said that we are the sick men of East Asia, damn it, as the flowers of the motherland, Brother Chen, can I bear this?"

"The most annoying thing is that Wang is redundant with those people, if he doesn't help, forget it, and fall into the ground, that face, he was a traitor during the Anti-Japanese War!"

As soon as Xu Chen heard this, he immediately became angry, and said, "Let's go, fuck it!"

At the same time, a group of secretly photographed photos of Xu Chen and Li Xiaoxiang detonated the Internet!

The titles are all "The Most Beautiful College Couple", "Fairy Couple Shocking Eyeballs" and so on.

The number of clicks exceeded 100 million in an instant, and it is still rising.

...

On the way, Fan Xiaowei came over, squeezed his eyebrows at Xu Chen, and whispered: "Awesome, Brother Chen, you have all taken care of the big beauties." ”

Xu Chen pressed his hand and said proudly: "Low-key and low-key." ”

"Brother Chen, it's all about collecting waste to make money, after a holiday, I've been tanned ten degrees, how do you feel that you are getting more and more handsome!"

"At first, I thought that a star was coming, but then I took a closer look and said something unpleasant, comparing celebrities and Internet celebrities with you, it would be an insult to your face!"

"This sentence won my heart! Monkey, follow me in the future and keep your fragrant and spicy food!"

"Hehe, I have long felt that Brother Chen, you are not an ordinary person. ”

Walking to the martial arts club, the ring inside has long been surrounded by water.

In the ring, a crooked nut with a height of 1.8 meters and strong muscles and hair is shouting, who else?

The people who eat melons have different expressions, some are angry, some are frightened, and without exception, they dare not go up to be the first bird.

As a lesson from the past, the few people who couldn't help but go up just now were all sent to the infirmary at this moment.

Fortunately, Fan Xiaowei was weak and fell to the ground after only one punch, and the injury was the lightest.

Wang Duoyu was smiling outside the ring and massaging another Muay Thai fighter.

Seeing that no one dared to go up, the crooked nuts on the stage raised their middle fingers at the crowd, and whistled at a group of young ladies in the stands to show off their muscles.

"Damn! Even my little sister in the magic capital dares to tease! Damn! Let me! Let let! My eldest brother is here!"

Fan Xiaowei shouted at the top of his voice, and the eyes of the crowd were attracted.

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