Zheng Xiaoyu: "I'm broadcasting live, pay attention to quality." ”

Meng Ke: "What does it have to do with me, I puff my fingers because there is oil on my hands." ”

Zheng Xiaoyu: "Disgusting. ”

Meng Ke: "Mom." ”

Zheng Xiaoyu: "You dare to scold me?"

Meng Ke: "I don't, which word is a swear word?"

Zheng Xiaoyu slapped the table, turned his head to the camera and said, "Do you want to see the fountain?"

Fountain?

What does it mean?

The barrage instantly swiped the screen.

“666。 ”

"Xiao Yu'er is a real PK scumbag. ”

"Skills are close to the face. ”

"It's over, it's over, the scumbag on the other side is in trouble. ”

"The bench melon seeds are ready. ”

The friends at the wine table naturally followed suit, Meng Ke was the latest to come, and he didn't scold anyone, perhaps to set off the atmosphere, the colored lights above his head were turned on by the boss, which was extremely comfortable......

The night breeze blows.

Tons and tons and tons and tons of tons.

A whole row of beers was poured.

The rich aroma of wine begins to spread.

Zheng Xiaoyu looked at Meng Ke angrily: "Rock-paper-scissors, do you choose truth or dare?"

Meng Ke raised his hand, stretched out his five fingers, and looked like he was about to speak: "I ......"

Then, almost at the same time, Zheng Xiaoyu stretched out a pair of scissors: "I choose a big adventure, I won." ”

"Cow break, cow break. ”

"No matter how deep the water is, it is not as deep as the routine of the little fish. ”

"Raw sandworms, raw sandworms, raw sandworms!"

As if it was discussed, Zheng Xiaoyu's live broadcast room instantly brushed out a whole row of raw sandworms, and the netizens who took the lead in coaxing also brushed a rocket.

Then there is no way.

Zheng Xiaoyu spread his hands: "Go ahead, swallow the sandworm raw." ”

Your sister's big adventure, before Lao Tzu punched, Meng Ke turned his head to look at Han Ming, ready to find the dormitory boss for support.

"Don't look at me, are you gentlemen?" Han Ming rolled his eyes and waved his hand, looking like if you don't go, don't say you know me.

Looking at Meng Ke's grinding and twisting attitude, Han Ming raised a glass of wine: "Don't say that the boss is not righteous, I will accompany you for a drink." ”

Grandma's.

Don't be so fierce!

Meng Ke drooped his head, helpless, so he had to sneak to the boss and choose a bug that was as thin as possible, as short as possible, and as little as disgusting as possible.

Reflexively came back and stabbed the bug in front of the mobile phone screen: "Old iron, brothers, this is going to be swallowed alive, don't say that we bully girls." ”

Close your eyes.

Second, grit your teeth.

With a bang, Meng Ke didn't even chew, and swallowed it directly.

"Come on, Zheng Xiaoniu'er, my brother is not done with you tonight. Meng Ke rolled up his sleeves, he was completely enraged, would the crossing boss be afraid of a girl who had never given birth to a child?

No, you can't.

"Rock-paper-scissors. ”

"You've lost again, I'll take the truth. ”

The live broadcast room swiped the screen again.

"The little fish is mighty and domineering. ”

"The rocket walks. ”

"The scumbag is finished. ”

In a short period of time, the attention of Zheng Xiaoyu's live broadcast room began to soar, from 50,000 to 100,000.

In fact, everyone is a good brother and sister, everyone knows that Zheng Xiaoyu is deliberately stirring up the heat, but he can't help but have fun. When they were in college, they often crowded in Zheng Xiaoyu's live broadcast room, which is not strange, and Zheng Xiaoyu is a girl who is angry, no accident, she must pay for this big meal.

As for Meng Ke?

Who made him unlucky?

Who let him come last?

Don't mess with him, they're all brothers anyway, and I'm not afraid that he will turn his face and not recognize anyone.

"Say the three most embarrassing moments. This time, it was the second brother Wang Wei who came up with an idea, and also raised a glass of wine, "Second brother will accompany you for a drink." ”

"Lose once and say three bad things?" Meng Ke is not a big fool.

"Isn't it okay for my brother to accompany you for three cups, or you can drink three cups, and there is no need to talk about it after drinking. Wang Wei poured three glasses of wine, snapped, and pushed it to the middle.

"Well, if you win, I shouldn't have come. Meng Ke said angrily, and then began to search for memory, "When I was in kindergarten, after peeking at the teacher taking a bath and being caught, I painted a green turtle on my face and stood on the podium to punish him; when I caught mice in elementary school, I didn't operate them well, and I was bitten by mice; when I was in middle school, I dragged the braids of the young lady at the front table, and I was made up by tons of stories and rumors, and I became a little hooligan that everyone shouted and beaten. ”

“......？”

I thought that Meng Ke would say a few things and prevaricate, but I didn't expect that playing games so seriously, it is worthy of writing a novel, wonderful. Han Ming and Wang Wei both gave Meng Ke a thumbs up, and Chen Bo even took the initiative to follow a glass of wine to express his admiration.

Not to mention Zheng Xiaoyu's live broadcast room, the screen is full of whirring.

"The big guy's childhood is really bullish. ”

"I live with a mask every day. ”

"It's such a terrible experience, the big guy can't afford to mess with it, so he handed the big guy tea. ”

"Can you ask the big guy to describe in detail, what is it like to be bitten by a mouse?

The popularity of the live broadcast room completely exploded, Zheng Xiaoyu smiled at the corners of his eyes, and then looked at the constantly refreshing reward records, this is real money, not deceiving, beautiful, it seems that I will have to communicate more feelings with male girlfriends in the future, this is clearly a walking ATM.

Continue with rock-paper-scissors.

Outcome.

Three defeats in three games.

"Meng Ke, let you choose for yourself this time, truth or dare?" Zheng Xiaoyu asked with a smile.

"I choose to drink. ”

"You have to drink three glasses of wine. ”

"Three glasses is three glasses. ”

Tons and tons of ......

Meng Ke swallowed three glasses of beer, and it was directly a little up, Shenni Mei's broken body and bones, just such a little amount of alcohol? Meng Ke didn't dare to say that a thousand cups were not drunk before he crossed over, the beer can still be drunk openly, and the thief me!

"Are you still playing?" After all, it is a male girlfriend, and Zheng Xiaoyu can't really catch a sheep, and he will die.

"Play, why don't you play, little girl, you must not let your brother win. Meng Ke pinched himself hard.

The popularity of the live broadcast room continues to soar.

"What a man. ”

"Hey, all night. ”

"If you don't get drunk, you don't return, whoever falls first is the dog. ”

"Rocket brushes up. ”

In fact, the wine game has only just begun......

Rock-paper-scissors, really fast, if you change to wine, you can drink it in half an hour, and then ...... Meng Ke lost again.

Zheng Xiaoyu himself began to doubt life: "Is it such a koi? Then I'm embarrassed!

At this moment, a group of young ladies with heavy makeup came to the next table, one of them was one of them, and they were all handsome.

Don't look at the young lady, the atmosphere is a thief, and it overshadows Meng Ke's side in minutes.

And then.

Chen Bo pouted: "Si'er, let's have a big adventure this time, you're really not good at drinking." ”

Meng Ke: "How do you take it?"

Chen Bo: "Do you see the next door? Go up and talk to me and ask for a phone number." ”

Mo Xiaoxiao, who had been sitting next to Chen Bo, smiled and put his hand under the table, and then Chen Bo's expression instantly turned the color of pig liver.

"......" Everyone heard a gasp very clearly.