Chapter 331: I'm a Dick!【Asking for a Reward】
Ye Tian's backhand is a slap!
Syllable!
Directly smoked the middle-aged man! The whole person who smoked stumbled!
Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?
Ye Tian then said: "Are you flying the plane or am I flying the plane?"
Purser: "......"
Others: "......"
All the onlookers were dumbfounded, they didn't expect Ye Tian, who had always been very kind, to be so direct.
And the question is so good, how sharp he is!
Are you flying the plane or am I flying the plane?
it!
Wang Dafu's eyes were straight, damn, I just felt that this slap was so loud, unusually crisp and pleasant.
The intellectual stewardess Lin Xue'er was stunned for a moment, and then her eyes continued to burst into love, well, this man is so handsome and domineering!
Love is blind.
The middle-aged man's face quickly turned red, the color of pig liver, his eyes were round, full of disbelief, and he roared angrily: "You... You.... Do you know who I am? How dare you... Dare to hit me!!"
Syllable!
Ye Tian pursed his lips, and slapped him on the other side.
It was visible to the naked eye, and it immediately swollen.
Ye Tian nodded with satisfaction, now it is much more symmetrical, and it is much more comfortable to watch.
A person, on both sides of the face, should be symmetrical and neat, so that it is pleasing to the eye!
Poof!
The middle-aged man was directly pumped to the ground, his brain was blank, and the whole person was a little confused.
The aerial photography plane also followed Ye Tian out.
Everyone hasn't reacted yet, watch the show!
I didn't expect the plot to develop so quickly.
For a moment, dumbfounded!
“666”
“6666”
“66666”
"I am the anchor of the society, and there are not many cruel words. ”
"MDZZ, I'm actually playing tricks in front of the anchor, I'm afraid I'm looking for!"
"23333....actually from the very beginning of this man's appearance, I knew how he ended. ”
"Anchor: Who do I care who you are?
"I just like such a domineering anchor, I'm convinced!"
"So handsome! I like it so much! Anchor, hit hard!"
"Vomit~~ When I think of the big man upstairs who picks his feet, my stomach rolls a little!"
"Upstairs, not to tell the truth, we're still good friends. ”
"Anchor, wait, I'll help you check this person's identity to prevent him from getting into trouble with you in the future. ”
"Hey, hey, hey~~ I'll help you too!"
"I'm here too! Mom, I'm too arrogant, what's wrong with having an identity?"
.......
For a while, the entire screen was covered by a barrage!
After all, in life, many times, we will meet some self-righteous people, thinking that their own affairs are important, or thinking that they are safe, and they begin to force others to do this in their own considerations.
However, why should Ye Tian listen to you?
To put it bluntly, do you fly the plane, or do I fly the plane?
What if I fall again?
In the ground control center, all the leaders did not leave, and what was on the big screen at this time was Ye Tian's live broadcast room.
Looking at Ye Tian, who whipped the middle-aged man into a pig's head with two slaps, the leaders felt that their cheeks hurt.
They felt like they were actually no different from the middle-aged man.
One is just being fanned in person, and they are fans from thousands of miles away!
When I think about it, I feel like it hurts a lot!
Sure enough, this young man doesn't reason with you at all.
The key people still have the ability!
You're still up to people!
This is embarrassing for the thief!
I saw Ye Tian bend over, and then directly grabbed the middle-aged man's waist belt, lifted it so easily and mentioned it to his neck, and said:
"Well, I don't want to go, do I? I didn't say it on the radio, I don't want to jump off, I've kindly reminded you, do you think I'm lying? Or do you think I'm joking?"
After speaking, he turned to look at the purser and asked, "Can the cabin door be opened?"
"Huh?!"
The purser was dumbfounded, and when he heard this, he shuddered: "This.... This...."
The middle-aged man who was directly picked up by Ye Tian was so frightened that he almost peed, he really thought it was a joke when he heard the radio before!
With a look of horror on his face, he shouted: "Let me go, you are murder! Murder! They are all eyewitnesses, you are murder!!"
"Murder? How could a good citizen like me do such a thing? Don't slander me, whether you want to go down or not, it's just voluntary. ”
Ye Tian pursed his lips, with an expression of slander on his face, and continued: "You want to come down, right?"
Then let go of your hand.
Boom!
The middle-aged man slapped his whole body directly on the ground, and let out a miserable scream on the spot.
At the same time, Ye Tian's apologetic words came from his ears: "Eh~ The hand is slippery! The hand is slippery! Do I want to do it again." ”
The miserable middle-aged man who was so scared that he was in pain crawled and crawled out of the distance quickly, faster than he ran.
At this time, Ye Tian looked up at the direction of the live broadcast room with a serious face, and said: "Well, warn everyone, I actually hit people impulsively just now is wrong, so when you encounter this kind of thing in your life, you must not be impulsive, you must be rational, now it is a society under the rule of law, there is nothing to find the police, we pay attention to harmonious coexistence, convince people with reason, and never use violence casually, in this way, it will not only affect your life, but even implicate your family, so you must be cautious! Well, unless, ......... You can be a dick like me!"
After saying the last sentence, Ye Tianna had a smug look on his face.
I'm a dick!
I'm a very dick!
I'm going to be a dick in the future, too!
"Poof~~"
The middle-aged man who crawled out of the distance, when he heard this, almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
So you know you're wrong!
And what does that last sentence mean?
Mom sells batches!
The flight attendants are stunned at this time, and there is this kind of operation?
In the live broadcast room, sailors were confused by this turn.
“666”
“66666”
"If I hadn't heard the last word, I would have almost believed it!"
"Oh my god! It's overturned again!"
"This one was caught off guard!"
"100 points! 100 points! Anchor, can I give 100 points? Please don't pretend to be forced!"
"Damn, anchor, why are you so good? so good, I want to marry my kindergarten daughter to you." ”
"Upstairs, where did you come from, your daughter, obviously you don't have a girlfriend yet. ”
"Hahaha~~ Why are you so good?"
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"Nima!
"Oh my day!" This wave of advertisements convinced me!"
"Are all the current advertisements so dicked? I'm so impressed!"
"66666....If I hadn't known that this was a primary school English tuition class, I would have almost believed it!"
"Hahaha~~~"
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