To Zhou's surprise, Kangaroo TV has not been contacted by anyone since it was released, but he is not in a hurry, because he never thought about signing a contract with the platform.

The day ended quickly, and then it was the time for the live broadcast to start weekly, and the number of people starting today was tens of thousands more than yesterday, and it was about to be 380,000.

Seeing that the anchor appeared, the audience said that they wanted to listen to the live version of Fat Brother's Spring Breeze Shili, but Zhou Otherwise, he said that he had no face to sing, and he wanted to vomit when he sang last night, so I begged you to let him slow down for two days.

As soon as the people heard it, they immediately threatened to take it down, and they also said that if the fat brother didn't sing, he would report it!

Zhou Ran hurriedly said: "Why don't I tell everyone about some interesting things when I was in school, since you are all my fans, don't you want to know more about idols!"

"I don't want to!"

"I don't want to!"

"I don't want to!"

The buildings were stacked extremely neatly, and Zhou Ran continued to be embarrassed when he saw this: "Since some fans say they want to know, then I'll talk to the big guy!"

"The anchor is shameless!"

"The anchor is shameless!"

"The anchor is shameless!"

............

"Tell you about my high school days, I was growing up and there was nothing good to eat in the school cafeteria, and a new chicken steak restaurant was opened next to the school, saying that my chicken steak was bigger than my face!

As soon as I heard it, I was happy, and as soon as they opened, I went there, and as soon as I went in, I asked the boss if your chicken steak was bigger than your face? Who knew if the boss looked at me and said, classmate, are you here to smash the field? After saying that, the boss quickly took down the banner in front of the store that did not want money, and gave me 50 yuan, begging me not to go in the future! I used my body to make money for the first time!

"Poof!"

"Use your body...... Fat man, I'm eating noodles!"

"I'm also eating instant noodles, and rattan pepper-flavored noodles come out of my nose......"

"Hahahaha!"

"Fat brother, you're enough!"

"When I was a freshman in high school, there was a particularly cute girl in the class next door, and I had a crush on her for a long time, and finally I couldn't help but ask her to meet at the back of the school building after school, but she released the pigeon. ”

"Mourn for the fat brother for three seconds!"

"Fat brother, if you can find a girlfriend with your body, it must be true love!"

"Fat brother doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate!"

"What do you know? If she refuses my confession, forget it! She actually took two classes early and went home, saying that she was afraid that I would beat her after school!"

"Poof!"

"May I ask everyone, if the monitor is flooded, can you still be saved?

"The picture is too beautiful to imagine!"

"Fat brother, you will compensate me for a mask, the old lady's crow's feet are laughing!"

"After that time, I was hit and I overeaten! You know, if you eat too much, you want to pull! We don't know who in school came up with the idea of installing a voice-activated light in the toilet! I have to yell every 30 seconds, and then I get tired of shouting, and as soon as the light goes out, I clap my hands! Do you know the feeling of applauding yourself while?"

"I'm about to laugh so much, who can help me take the quick-acting heart pill!"

"Upstairs you wait, Hongzhong!"

"Don't the anchor want to be so funny!

"I feel like going to school with my fat brother must be a lot of fun!

"Later, I began to strive for self-improvement and study like crazy! I actively raised my hand to answer the teacher's questions during class! But every time the teacher took the lead in excluding me! For example, our Chinese teacher asked what are the names of a woman's spouse?"

"Husband!"

"Husband!"

"Honey!"

"Wife!"

"Yes, yes, that's what I thought, but the other students finished talking about it, and the Chinese teacher asked me to answer by name when I saw that I raised my hand, but fortunately I added one in a hurry: Dead ghost! Then the Chinese teacher asked me to stand up, do you think it's inexplicable?"

The screen was another barrage of barrages.

"And our biology and nature teacher asked why people are cold after death, and no one in the class could answer, but fortunately I was in a hurry again! I stood up and said loudly: Because my mind is calm and naturally cool! As a result, the biology teacher ran to the head teacher to complain, saying that I interfered with the order of the class! Did you say I interfered?"

"Fat brother begs to be spared, don't talk about it! Let me slow down!"

"The paper I used to wipe my tears was piled all over the table, and my mother came in and told her to pay attention to moderation, how should I explain it to her?"

"My husband finally put his son to sleep, but I woke up laughing again!"

"When I laughed, the fat on my body shook like a wave, and I was so tired......"

"Upstairs, please let go!"

"Oh yes, there's a physics teacher too! He asked what are the oldest ways to communicate?"

"I don't dare to answer, I'm afraid of being slapped in the face!"

"I'm afraid of slapping my face +1!"

"I'm afraid that the fat brother will be in a hurry!"

............

"I swear I didn't raise my hand that day, our physics teacher and biology teacher are a couple, I guess he came to seek revenge! Named me and asked me to answer, I said that there is a beacon fire, there is a quick horse, isn't that all! The physics teacher was not satisfied, stared at me hungrily and asked what else, fortunately I was in a hurry!

"Physics teacher—pawn!"

"I really sympathize with the fat brother's teachers!"

"My dad just beat me, but he was amused by the fat brother, and my dad thought I was not convinced, so he came in and beat me again!"

"Hehe, it's good if everyone is happy, in fact, the fat brother is because I saw someone say yesterday that the fat brother's appearance crushes his talent! How can a man look at his face, right! Brother just wants to prove to everyone today that the fat brother is a peerless beautiful man with both talent and appearance!"

"The anchor is shameless!"

"Fat brother begs for a relationship!"

"I just like to watch shameless anchors like Fat Brother!"

"Ask a fat brother where to look if a man doesn't look at his face?"

"Okay, that's the end of today's live broadcast! Thank you, all the officials, everyone who has money has a money field, and those who don't have money...... Go borrow money!"

"The second brother who is awesome and coaxed gives the anchor 1 rocket! Everyone go and grab the treasure chest—— I haven't laughed like this for a long time!"

"Whitebeard's little Lori gave the anchor 10 rockets! Everyone go and grab the treasure chest—— my family thinks I'm crazy and rolls on the ground with laughter!"

This rich second generation, who was specially told by the second brother not to provoke, made a generous move, and rewarded 10,000 yuan at once!

"Red bean glutinous rice balls are given to the anchor 1 yacht—— and I will use the rest of the money to buy an anti-wrinkle mask!"

"Wandering on the road, I gave the anchor 3 sports cars—— and unloaded two trucks of cement to reward the anchor!"

"A marshmallow floated in the sky, gave the anchor a yacht, —— asked a classmate to borrow his son's milk powder money for next month!"

"The thickened pressure cooker gave the anchor 2 sports cars—— and asked his classmates to borrow the money for his circumcision!"

............

Zhou Otherwise, he was also amused by this group of nonsensical netizens, and glanced at the number of people online who had exceeded the 450,000 mark! After thanking everyone again and promising to bring a new original song tomorrow, he got off the live broadcast, and found that there was actually another private message.

I clicked on it and saw that it was actually a netizen named Red Bean Glutinous Rice Balls, saying that a friend's company of hers wanted to shoot a commercial advertisement, and the requirement was to be creative enough!

Zhou Ran talked to her for a while and then agreed, anyway, it doesn't cost money to try, the most important thing is that if the plan is adopted, there will be a conservative bonus of 200,000!