Life is not easy, Xiao Xu counterattacked.
"Uncle, with the development of human beings, protecting the environment has become an urgent issue!"
"Antarctic glaciers are melting, new "garbage continents" are discovered in the Pacific Ocean, and the greenhouse effect is ...... All of them are shocking!"
"The United Nations is advocating for the reuse of sustainable renewable resources. This is the responsibility and obligation of each of us!"
"So...... Your Nokia can change stainless steel basins at most, and it really can't be more. ”
Next to the small park under the hot summer sun, Xu Chen sat on the three jumpers collecting waste products, bargaining with an old man bitterly.
"You young man, you're really an old sow with a bra, one set after another!
The uncle in the white vest shook the pu fan, wiped the sweat on the big bald head, and said impatiently: "One price!
"You kid just want to fool me! Don't think I don't know, the Cai Genhua next door yesterday changed five pots!"
Xu Chen recalled yesterday's aunt who said that she had a sore back and legs and was going to lie on the ground if she didn't agree with her, and she wanted to cry without tears.
Look at the uncle in front of him, the slightly trembling cheeks and trembling legs that have been standing unsteadily, should be the true inheritance of the aunt.
Xu Chen was afraid that he would argue with his uncle a few more words, and as soon as his ancestral cerebral thrombosis attacked, he would have to make a big deal out of it.
Well, I took out six stainless steel basins in pain, and this business was a big loss.
Looking at the uncle's ear-to-ear smile and cheerful steps, Xu Chen was a little heartbroken.
Another national treasure actor!
After resting in the shade of the tree for two minutes, Xu Chen suddenly had an ominous premonition, and the air was filled with a strange atmosphere.
He jerked around and was dumbfounded.
Good guys, groups of uncles and aunts poured in from all directions, all holding discarded mobile phones in their hands, the scene was like a hungry tiger pounced on food, and his eyes lit up, not much worse than a supermarket rush at six o'clock in the morning!
The feeling is that the bald old man just mobilized a division of troops to come over?
Xu Chen immediately stepped on three rounds of wild kicks, at this moment he was like Liu Xiang possessed, sparks and lightning all the way, and the chains of the three jumpers all emitted black smoke under the extreme speed of operation!
finally escaped from this land of right and wrong in the shouts of the uncle and aunt.
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"Recycle old mobile phones, old computers, old home appliances, paper shells, plastic bottles!"
The loudspeaker replays it over and over again, which is more boring than the cicadas in the trees.
Xu Chen shuttled through the streets and alleys, looking at the cold drink stalls on the street, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva, but when he thought of his wallet, which couldn't be swollen no matter how he beat it, he still chose not to see it out of sight and not to be upset.
Doesn't it smell good when you go home and drink tap water?
Today's three jumpers seemed to be extraordinarily hot, and the breeze blew through the tanned slightly black face, and he was a little confused.
I hope that a rich woman passing by can see through his stubbornness and invite him to a luxury car to enjoy the coolness...
"Didi!"
With the roar of the engine and the sound of the horn, a luxury Mercedes-Benz sedan braked sharply and stopped beside him, and the air smelled of burnt tires rubbing against the ground.
Xu Chen was dumbfounded, and his little heart was beating wildly.
"Really... Really a rich woman?!"
After the rear window is lowered, a beautiful face with a little powder is revealed, like the morning glow reflecting the first snow, bringing a chill of ice lotus to people's hot hearts.
Isn't this exactly what he thinks about day and night! Isn't this what he has been secretly in love with Li Xiaoxiang, the school girl for four years!
Don't?!
Xiaoxiang is actually a hidden rich second generation? And he still has a marriage contract with himself! After testing himself for four years, and now that he is about to graduate, he has finally come to show his heart?!!!
Xu Chen fantasized about the bloody episode in the novel, and his adrenaline soared, and he was a little dizzy with happiness at this moment.
It's really in vain that I rejected so many suitors who were obsessed with her appearance for her sake.
Now it seems that it was all worth it!
An extremely untimely duck voice shattered his beautiful illusions.
"Yo, isn't this Xu Chen?"
Only then did Xu Chen see that there was still a winter melon face sitting in the driver's seat that made him want to kick his feet in his dreams.
The only rich second generation in the class, Wang is redundant!
Relying on his father's stinky money, he hooked up with a group of social hooligans all day long, did evil things at school, and did countless pickled things, and it was his father who used money to settle it out without exception, which made this bastard more and more arrogant.
Li Xiaoxiang, who once thought that the ice was clear and jade, out of the mud and not stained, and the ripples were not demonic, was disdainful of this kind of obscene rich second generation, but he didn't expect that the goddess would eventually sink into the world!
Xu Chen's heart was broken again, finely broken...
Wang Duoyu has been jealous of Xu Chen, who is very popular and super good-looking in school, and the relationship between the two is like water and fire, and he can finally be humiliated, of course he will not let go of this good opportunity to fall into the ground.
Wang Duoyu sneered: "What? This hasn't graduated yet, so you started your business in a hurry? I still have two mineral water bottle projects here, do you want to give them to you? Just treat it as charity, hahahaha!"
Looking at Li Xiaoxiang's surprised eyes and Wang Duoyu's very obscene smile, Xu Chen felt that he had completely planted himself this time.
Sitting on the three jumpers, he is in stark contrast to Wang Duoyu, who is blowing air conditioning in a luxury car, and he usually feels that there are some small signs with the words "collecting waste", which are particularly eye-catching at the moment.
Not only is his image completely ruined in front of the goddess, but it is estimated that the matter of collecting waste products will spread to every corner of the campus tomorrow, will those girls who have been rejected by him gloat? When the time comes, those who usually call him "Brother Chen" should look at him with what kind of eyes? How can this big brother be a big brother!
That's it!
A long-lost system prompt sounded in Xu Chen's mind!
[Congratulations on successfully activating the Super Displacement System]
At this moment, his hand was on the three jumpers, and the prompt sounded again:
[The host can have a chance to replace it once a day, do you want to replace the dilapidated tricycle?]
This crisp mechanical voice echoed in Xu Chen's mind like a heavenly sound, and at this moment he only had one thought, Master, I turned over!!
Although I haven't figured out what kind of system this is, in short, as long as there is a system, it represents Niu X!!
Put aside the replacement in advance, and solve the current matter first!
Xu Chen pressed back the excitement in his heart, patted his sleeves, the corners of his mouth rose, not weak at all, and smiled: "You little bastard is really good at laughing, I am here for this year's graduation thesis "On the Far-reaching Impact of the Efficient Recycling and Utilization of Sustainable Development Resources on Human Society and International Economy and even Space Development", and I have come to the grassroots level to experience the most real people's lives." ”
He lifted his shirt at random, seemingly dissipating heat, but in fact revealing eight wheat-colored abs, and said:
"And you can exercise and be healthy!"
Slanted his eyes again, and Yu Guang glanced at Wang Yu intentionally or unintentionally.
"I'm not like some people, I look like a joke, the fat and oily places that should be thin, the short as needles where they should be long, the whole body is empty, only the bald pig brain is the most redundant, right?
Wang Duoyu's face was flushed with anger all of a sudden, but at the critical moment, his brain was not enough, and he didn't know what to say if he wanted to scold a few words back, so he held back a sentence for a long time: "The surname is Xu, are you looking for death?!"
Xu Chen was immediately happy when he heard this, he took off his sunscreen jacket, and the black vest inside highlighted his muscles of great beauty and strength to the fullest, truly interpreting what it means to look thin and undressed with flesh.
Seeing this, Li Xiaoxiang hurriedly turned her head, two blushes appeared on her pretty face, and the aunt who was passing by on a battery car couldn't help but look at it twice, and accidentally hit the telephone pole.
Xu Chen walked to the side of the car, grabbed Wang's extra collar, showed a harmless smile, and said, "What did you say?" ”
Wang Duoyu was a little stunned in his heart, and said that the poor were afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal were afraid of being stunned, and the stunned were afraid of dying, and Xu Chen really started to do it, which is a typical stunned young man who doesn't want to die!
I invited a group of social gangsters to teach Xu Chen a lesson, but I didn't expect him to start a ruthless attack, and that posture scared more than 20 gangsters away.
At the beginning, because of this incident, I was taught a hard lesson by my father, and now the society is different from the past, fortunately, those gangsters coaxed it, so it didn't cause a big disaster, otherwise it would really kill people, and the king of heaven and Lao Tzu would not be able to save their family.
There is a good saying, the gentleman does not move his mouth, no, no, the gentleman burns firewood! It doesn't seem right... What revenge is not too late......
What the hell do you say about the phrase of stepping on a horse!!
"Forget it, Xu Chen, everyone is a classmate, why do you have to be so-for-tat?" Li Xiaoxiang opened his mouth to persuade.
Xu Chen turned his head to stare at the face that would be heartbroken if anyone saw it, with mixed emotions.
Li Xiaoxiang was a little uncomfortable by his eyes, and before Xu Chen could ask, she was like a child who had done something wrong, lowered her head and said, "Classmate Xu, don't think about it, Classmate Wang and I are just having a meal." ”
Xu Chen raised his eyebrows and questioned, "Eating?"
Li Xiaoxiang's expression was gloomy, and he pursed his lips and stopped talking.
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