Chapter 2 sucks so hard
At this time, the rooster did not crow, the dog did not bark, and the night was silent.
Bufan, who woke up leisurely, put his hand into his crotch for the first time.
Bottoms @ pants, bottoms @ pants are still there;
And then touch the cheeks in reverse, and it is still as firm as before.
It's an original cargo...
In the look, it is the nameless alley that I just walked under.
Call!.
With a big gasp and exhalation, he finally put his mind at ease.
Although the jacket was already in tatters, it was gnawed a few bites at most, and it did not really fall to the point of a big loss of the city gate and the empty of the rich and the man.
At this time, Bu Fan finally made time to check other wounds.
I don't have to think about it, I reported it and reported it, and it was opened. Except for the other bruises, the bones are intact and there are no fractures, which is considered to be a heavy hand.
This kind of thing happens a lot every day in Hengdian Film and Television City, and it has long been commonplace for Bufan, who has been full of calculations for three years.
Today is just an open scoop, then you have to burn high incense to thank the gods for their blessings.
He staggered to his feet against the wall, patted the dust off his body, and walked towards his residence.
Back to the rented office, put up a half pot of boiling water in the corner of the wall and went to the yard to clean up after finishing himself, Bu Fan returned to the house, there was no entertainment in the small cubicle, and he just fell on the bed.
At this time, a mechanical voice sounded in my head again
The countdown has officially started... 3.2.1...
"Hello host, the inner version number 00000003 is at your service. ”
"What the hell?"
"The first warning, the system is also dignified, please pay attention to your words, if the host is found to have insulting words to the system again, the system will take mandatory punishment against the host according to the intelligence declaration. ”
"Hey, can you hear me? I-what should I call you?"
Bu Fan tried to communicate with the system that appeared inexplicably.
As soon as he finished speaking, an electric shock exploded in his brain, and Bu Fan, who was in pain, instantly sweated on his forehead, "Ouch, hey..."
"In light of the host's insult to the system, ten seconds of electrocution has been punished..."
Biocurrent extraction
3、2、1...
It's too late to react.
The electricity exploded in my brain in an instant.
"Ahh
Bu Fan's limbs instantly spread wide, and his whole body convulsed...
"It's so cool!"
Life is like that, if you can't resist, you have to lie down and enjoy it.
After a burst of passionate shouts, Bu Fan felt that his body was hollowed out, and at this time, there was a grunting sound in his stomach.
Lying on the bed, his body was like being touched by ten strong men, and it felt so laborious to move even one finger.
As time passed, Bu Fan, who had finally recovered, said weakly: "I said something wrong?"
The aggrieved and pitiful appearance is sad for those who hear it, and weep for those who see it...
"In view of the first use of the host, the system will be merciful to explain to you, this system is called the super growth system, from the Andromeda galaxy galaxy earth 78250 years of great scientist Zeng genius research and development, belongs to leisure and entertainment, learning and life as one of the high-tech products, so do not compare this system with those defective products, if you want to communicate with the system just meditate in your head. ”
Well, tsundere stuff ...
Keeping the lesson in mind, Bu Fan changed his words to meditation, "Then first transfer me a work of Teacher Little Philosopher, I want to learn physiological knowledge." ”
Isn't there a combination of work and rest? At this time, after a high degree of mental tension, it is necessary to relax appropriately.
Drip.. Drip..
In view of the impurity of the host's mind, the maximum power shock is modulated for one minute.
This time, it didn't take a few seconds, and it just started...
Another terrible scream echoed in the air, causing the tenant next door to bang on the wall and scold his mother.
"Who's dead on the big night!"
A minute later, Bu Fan, who was lying on the bed with his fifth limb limp, staggered up and ran to the kitchen despite his weakness.
A few minutes later, Bu Fan, who had cooked a washbasin noodle, took the washbasin and made two taels of mustard wildly....
"It's finally alive...."
Half a basin of noodles was in his stomach, and Bu Fan, who was slightly at the bottom, couldn't help but ask himself: "It's strange, why are you so hungry today?"
"Just now, because of the host's excessive operation, the system automatically extracts biocurrent as a punishment according to the setting, and bioelectricity, as the name suggests, uses the bioenergy conversion of the dormitory, so the host consumes quickly. ”
After a systematic explanation, Bu Fan finally knew why he had a feeling that his body was suddenly hollowed out.
It is indeed hollowed out ....
"Loser, I don't know how to save points..."
After a night of struggle and running-in, the prostrated Bu Fan finally figured out what the extra voice in his head was.
To put it simply, it's not a good thing.,It's going to suck blood on people.,Absorbed in your brain since childhood.,Hit by Natsume Ren's iron rod to open the button.,Successfully activated.。
After sucking a step in one night, he almost died, and now he understands why his brain was not working when he was a child, and he came out to break into society after 12 years of compulsory education.
Completely sucked into malnutrition.
In the morning, Bufan was quarreled by a phone ringing.
The confusion picked up, and the roar inside came directly, which was deafening.
"If you Nima still come, if you don't come, I'll order someone else, and the money won't be returned. ”
Hearing that the money would not be returned, Bu Fan, who was still vague, sat up directly, hurriedly put the phone to his ear, and said flatteringly: "Don't, Brother Kun, little brother, I drank two taels more yesterday, it's not that I'm getting up late, I'm on the way, right away, I'll come right away..."
Hang up the phone, Bufan a carp stiffened.
Ouch my old waist....
Bu Fan forgot that he was sucked and collapsed his limbs yesterday, and his usual simple movements almost flashed his waist today.
Holding his waist with one hand and lifting the belt of his trousers with the other, he grabbed a random piece of clothing, put on a pair of shoes and rushed to his destination.
When he arrived at the place, he was still trained by Hu Kun, the head of the group, like his grandson.
Even coaxed and deceived and promised that the big sword or the two dragons would be picked at will when the time came, and then he let go of the trained and was about to kneel down and sing the conquered Bufan.
Hu Kun let Bu Fan return to the team and led him and the other group performers to the crew.
When you get to the ground, you change your arrogance before, and you are smiling when you meet people.
Under the gaze of Bu Fan, he took out a cigarette and handed it to the staff who received him, and after waiting for someone to take it, he immediately took out the lighter in his pocket and lit it with both hands.
"Angkor, this is the thirty group performances that we want this time. Hu Kun turned around and sternly shouted to the people behind him: "Hold my chest up for me, let Angkor palm his eyes." ”
The crowd submitted.
After an aesthetic critical eye scanned back and forth on everyone, the staff nodded, "Just them, you take them to change their clothes first, and then go to the special side, someone will teach them to move, and you will come to me when you're done." ”
"Well, you don't have to worry about my old horse's errands, you're busy with your..."
Under the leadership of Hu Kun, everyone came to a clearing under the tuyere, where clothes were scattered everywhere on the ground, and before they approached, a sour smell was coming, if people who were not familiar with it smelled it for the first time, they were guaranteed to vomit out even the overnight meal.
"It's on the clothes..."
Even though all the experienced people were used to the smell, they were still so strong that they couldn't open their eyes.
After scolding and changing his clothes, Hu Kun took the person to the designated place with his breath, and after the handover, he immediately fanned his nose with his hand and left the scene quickly.
"Yo... Isn't this Bu Fan? ”
As a special contract, Liu Tao saw Bu Fan appear in front of him in a beggar outfit, tilting his head and arranging the brocade clothes on his body.
Seeing Liu Tao, an old acquaintance who had been blown up by himself, Bu Fan put his eyelids on his eyelids, "Unlucky, it's really unlucky to stuff your teeth when you drink cold water." ”
Bu Fan frowned and ignored Liu Tao, found an open space to squat, and waited with everyone for the staff to come over and tell him a play.
Liu Tao watched Bu Fan ignore him, glared fiercely at the back of him leaving, laughed with a plan, and walked towards the old special appointment who was about to step forward to give a speech to the group.
"Brother Qi, when you talk about the drama later, do the little brother a favor and arrange that person near the bombing point. ”
This person took the cigarette light handed over by Liu Tao and smiled, "How did you meet?"
Liu Tao nodded, "Brother Qi heard that there were a few new technicians in the massage parlor last time, and the technique was quite unique, I don't know if Brother Qi has time at night?"
Hearing this, the man's pupils dilated, "I know, I don't know how long this ghost show will be filmed, let's watch it then!"
After speaking, he took a few puffs and threw the cigarette on the ground, put it out with his foot, and walked in the direction of the group performance, explaining to them how to stand in the future, who followed and who ran...