Chapter 1 Wake up with a soak of urine
In the distant time and space, a breath of destruction swept in, and the surrounding space was like a mirror, peeling away and shattering.
"Could this be the Void Storm that is rare in 10,000 years? The terrifying storm of a hundred years ago was just the former tide?"
Guo Buhuai's long hair was flying, carrying a cyan giant sword, his moon-white robe was hunting, and his body was shrouded in a layer of golden light, and the shattered void fragments were like golden blades cutting through golden light shields.
A huge eye of the wind swept in, shattering the void wherever it passed, and even the lifeless giant mountains in the void instantly shattered and turned into powder.
As the eye of the storm approached, the void seemed to vibrate at a certain frequency, and space debris raged wildly.
Guo Buhuai's profound facial features were like a knife, his face was cold, and the cyan giant sword behind him was trembling wildly.
This huge eye of the wind seemed to control time and space, so that he couldn't dodge it at all, so he could only face it head-on.
"Drink!" grabbed a handful of pills and put them in his mouth, urging Dacheng's immortal golden body with all his might, and the cyan giant sword behind him soared into the sky.
"Come on, life or death is all up to the destiny of heaven!" a cyan sword slammed into the eye of the swept wind.
In the eye of the huge wind, the sword was like a boat in the sea, and a wind and wave disappeared.
……
Earth!
Jiangnan Province, Lianjiang City, under an old locust tree in Giethoorn Village.
"Shhh
"Hey, my life is on hold, I can't imagine that I, the youngest Da Luo Jin Immortal in the Immortal Realm, will fall here today. ”
The destructive power of the Void Fragments is no weaker than that of the Void Storm, containing the power of destruction, like a torrent raging wildly.
There was a small sound, and then Guo Buhuai felt a burst of warmth.
"Huh?"
"When did the Void Fragment become so gentle?" Guo Bu wondered.
"Hmmm! and a little salty. When he tried to open his eyes, he didn't think about where he was or how he would heal, but about killing a puppy.
Yes, it is a puppy, to be precise, a little fat dog with two palm-sized sizes, yellow fur, black mouth, as if wearing a black mask, short and fat limbs are very discordant at this time, the front two limbs are on the ground, and the hind limbs have one leg raised.
Such a difficult action is of course not in fitness, but in booing, and it booed Guo Buhuai's face, booing on the face of the youngest Da Luo Jinxian in this immortal world.
"You are dead, you are going to be destroyed. "Guo doesn't harbor a secret grudge.
"Die!"
"Die!"
Guo Buhuai wanted to raise his hand to kill this hateful little fat dog, but he quickly collapsed.
"Ahh
For Guo Buhuai's scream, the little fat dog seemed calm and calm, and then the line was broken in an instant, and he continued to shush.
Seeing that the dead fat dog in front of him was slowly urinating, he still urinated on his face as a big Luo Jinxian, and he trembled when he was finished.
Guo Bu gritted his teeth with hatred, and watched the fat dog twist his ass and walk away slowly.
"When I recover, I'll have to cook this fat dog!" Guo Buhuai gritted his teeth.
As if feeling Guo Buhuai's resentment, the little fat dog turned his head and bared his milk teeth, and the chubby dog's face was full of disdain, like a black mouth grinning with a layer of ink, and slowly walked to the eaves not far away.
"Ahh
……
An old bitch was squinting, and the little fat dog twisted her ass and came to the old bitch to eat as soon as she lay down.
It's a pity that Guo Buhuai didn't see this scene, because he had already fainted with anger from this dead fat dog.
The female dog is a yellow dog that has been a dog for more than ten years, which is equivalent to the age of human beings, and the little fat dog is a two-month-old milk dog.
Guo Buhuai, who was in the cup, was woken up by the little fat dog with a soak of urine, and was dizzy by it again.
As the so-called cycle of heaven, cause and effect are connected, and there must be cause and effect. Since it woke you up, of course it will make you dizzy.
I don't know how long it took for Guo Buhuai to wake up leisurely, and what he saw was a white wall, and there were portraits of many people on the wall
The room is very small, only about nine squares, one bed already occupies two sides, there is a desk at the head of the bed, and there are books half a meter high on the table.
An old lamp had faded a little, and the desk was leaning against the window, and the sunlight could still be seen through the curtains.
On the other side of the bed is a bookshelf and a hanger, and next to the hanger is a large mirror standing on the ground, which is one and a half meters high.
Next to the mirror is a shoe rack with a few pairs of clean shoes, which look old but are clean. The whole room is neatly arranged, and although it is small, it does not seem crowded.
The futon looked old, but it was clean and smelled of sunburning.
Guo Buhuai, who was lying under the covers, found for the first time that the bed was so comfortable, and in the immortal world, he was either practicing in retreat or fighting with the enemy, where would there be such a comfortable opportunity now.
In the fairy world, there are constant battles, endless fights, the strong are respected, and if you are not careful, you will fall.
And Guo Buhuai himself is the best example, a cultivator has not been cultivated for less than three thousand years, and he has become a Da Luo Jin Immortal, and in just a few years, he has reached the realm of other immortals for hundreds of millions of years.
Who doesn't want to get such a big opportunity, although Guo Buhuai is already a Da Luo Jin Immortal, and he is strong in the immortal world, but the immortal world is so vast and boundless, and there are not a few who are stronger than him.
There are many people at the level of Da Luo Jin Immortal who are stronger than him, not to mention the more powerful Immortal King and the high-ranking Immortal Emperor.
Even if the Immortal Emperor has been cultivating for less than three thousand years, being able to become an Earth Immortal is already a demon, let alone a Da Luo Jin Immortal.
You must know that to become an immortal emperor, it is not that there have been opportunities since childhood, but also that there is no shortage of strong opportunities and strong support.
And Guo Buhuai is only from a grassroots background, and if he can break through to Da Luo Jin Immortal in less than three thousand years, he must have gotten a terrifying opportunity, so big that he can make the high Immortal Emperor tempted by it.
Of course, Guo Buhuai has a big opportunity, otherwise no matter how talented he is, he would not be able to reach such a state in three thousand years.
Feeling the mysterious turtle shell in the dantian, it is still simple and unpretentious, and the secret patterns on the surface seem to have faded a lot.
Guo Buhuai's "Heaven and Earth Creation Recipe" was inherited from the mysterious turtle shell, allowing him to cultivate into a Daluo Golden Immortal in just three thousand years. was chased and killed by the Immortal King and Immortal Emperor and survived by the mysterious turtle shell, but he also wandered into the endless void, and finally ended up here.
Now although his mana has been lost, his golden body has been severely damaged, and his strength is not enough in case before, he has nothing to worry about in this place where his aura is thin.
The aura is so thin that there may not even be a cultivator, and now no matter how good the physical body is, it still has the strength of a half-immortal.
I got up and stretched, opened the curtains, and the warm sunlight shone in, and the slight warm sun made people a little lazy.
Walking to the mirror, a young man of about twenty-eight, with a flat head, deep facial features, sharp edges and corners, thick eyebrows and big eyes, bright eyes, 1.8 meters tall, golden proportion, not fat or thin, full of masculine handsome men.
It's just that Guo Buhuai looked depressed at this time, the original coquettish and flowing long hair had long since disappeared, and he was a little unaccustomed to looking at himself in the mirror.
Rubbing his chin against a pale beard, dressed in strange clothes, a pair of plum beach pants, a pair of flip-flops, and a short-sleeved shirt with a yawning Donald Duck, he had never seen such a strange robe.
Everything in this world seemed very new to him, such as the clothes, pants, and shoes he was wearing.
"Knock knock!
Guo Buhuai opened the door, and an old woman with a ruddy face appeared in front of him, and her short hair was gray. With a deep smile on his face, even the wrinkles on his face looked so real.
"Well, just a mortal, with good physical functions and low qi and blood. "Although he has lost all his mana, his eyesight and mental power are still there.
"Get up!" the old man said with a smile, and reached out to pinch Guo Buhuai's handsome face.
"Huh?" Guo Buhuai just wanted to answer, a little confused by the old man's sudden pinching of his face.
"Silly boy, you can live here in the future, go out with me to sell barbecue at night, although it's a bit silly, but Aunt Guo will take care of you in the future." The old man smiled like a flower.
"Uh! What about that Aunt Guo's robe, yours is a little unaccustomed to wearing this robe. ”
"Dao robe?"
"Hey, poor boy, he looks like a talent, how stupid he is. The old woman touched Guo Buhuai's board and murmured with some pity.
Guo Buhuai looked confused when he heard this, "When did I become a fool in the eyes of others? ”
As everyone knows, when he fell unconscious, the whole person became embarrassed, no different from a beggar, with a tattered Taoist robe, a cloak and a smell of urine. This kind of shape is a homeless person who walks the streets and makes his home from all over the world.
The old woman saw that he was still young and still at the door of the house, so she took him in, helped him cut off his long hair, and called the aunt next door to help him take a bath.
Guo Buhuai doesn't care about the current look, but he hasn't gotten used to it for the time being.
"Let's go, Aunt Guo made you something delicious. The old woman pulled the ignorant Guo Buhuai and left.
Breakfast was simple, a small pot of millet porridge and four or five fried eggs with chopped green onions and a small plate of pickles.
Guo Buhuai looked at the white mist bubbling in the pot, and his stomach screamed uncontrollably.
"Hehe! Don't stand stupidly, look at Aunt Guo's craftsmanship. The old woman looked unusually happy. I usually live alone, and it's more like a home when there are more people.
Guo Buhuai was not polite, and sat down and devoured it. Although it is not as delicious as the fairy jade liquid of the fairy world, he prefers this kind of real little ordinary, let him bury his heart in the past, and it is also very good to live this ordinary life in the future.
Satisfied, he drank a small pot of millet porridge, and the five fried eggs were all in his stomach, feeling a lot fuller, and there was not much difference between him and mortals without mana, of course, his golden body was still there, and it was equally terrifying to fight, after all, this was just a mortal world.