The first priority of human beings in this world is to make themselves happy...... But.

These people, she just likes to do it, and the more she gets drunk, the more she does.

"Hey, hey, is there anyone? Is there anyone else? Where's the waiter? Hurry up and get the wine, hurry up and get the wine, I want to drink!" Zheng Xiaoyu, who was lying on the bed, suddenly began to shout.

"The wine is coming, the wine is coming. ”

Fortunately, Meng Ke had already cooled a glass of boiled water just now.

Now the temperature is just right and you can drink it.

"I will complain to you, where is my wine, what is my wine. ”

Meng Ke scolded secretly, Lao Tzu will definitely no longer serve drunkards in the future, what is this, sighed: "Guest officer, the wine is coming, the wine is coming, you drink it first." ”

Goo-dong, goo-dong, goo-dong......

"Phew!"

"You guys, what are you doing, what kind of wine, it must be fake, it has no taste at all, it's like boiled water. ”

Zheng Xiaoyu closed his eyes, turning around on the bed, rolling around vigorously. rolled around, but his eyelids never broke away, and the clothes on his body were even more wrinkled, and spring was revealed in some places.

Meng Ke scratched his scalp and lit a cigarette directly, out of sight and quiet, you can do it if you like.

We are not uncommon with this one.

We're not the kind of beasts who take advantage of people's danger.

Quality quality.

Male girlfriends must have the quality of male girlfriends, be professional, and not be looked down upon.

However, Meng Ke wanted to be professional, but Zheng Xiaoyu wanted to do it: "Hot, hot, hot, I'm so hot, turn on the air conditioner, turn on the air conditioner!"

didn't finish a single cigarette, Meng Ke was actually dizzy, who doesn't get dizzy when he drinks.

scolded Zheng Xiaoyu and scolded Zheng Xiaoyu: "Open your sister, be honest, don't be afraid of diarrhea, turn on the air conditioner!"

Zheng Xiaoyu: "I'm hot!"

Tons of tons of ......

Meng Ke directly poured Zheng Xiaoyu a large glass of boiled water.

After putting the cup, as soon as he turned his head, Zheng Xiaoyu had already lifted the collar of his shirt.

Worried about settling accounts after the autumn, Meng Ke hurriedly took out his mobile phone and recorded a video: "Xiao Yu'er, you can watch it, it's 12:15 in the morning, Lao Tzu worked hard to carry you back, and he fed water, and he fed water, and he fed water, and the collar of his clothes was lifted by yourself, and it has nothing to do with me, and the video testifies." ”

Meng Ke finally gave himself a close-up, and also gave Zheng Xiaoyu a close-up.

If you don't say you're drunk, you're drunk, aren't you really afraid of being beaten to death after shooting a video like this?

Let's be a person.

Iniquity......

After Meng Ke finished filming the video, he directly wanted to withdraw and slip away.

Suddenly.

Zheng Xiaoyu sat up from the bed in a daze, and grabbed Meng Ke's arm: "Senior, senior, don't you go, you promised me to eat together in the evening, how can you say goodbye without saying goodbye." You're still eating with other girls, is she okay with me, I've liked you for four years, no, no, no, no, six years. ”

The drunken manpower is great.

It hurt to catch Meng Ke.

Rolling his eyes, Meng Ke immediately broke free from Zheng Xiaoyu's harassment, thinking in his heart, he couldn't go on like this, it was too much, and if he continued, no one would be able to stand it.

It's so exciting.

If Meng Ke followed Zheng Xiaoyu to play drunk and crazy, Bacheng would have to play himself in, tonight would be cool, and tomorrow morning would be the Shura field.

The uncertain Shura field.

Just thinking about it makes my liver tremble.

Infernal Hell.

Never.

Bite.

At this moment, a message suddenly came to Meng Ke's mobile phone, or a special ringtone was set, Meng Ke didn't need to look at the notes to know that it must be Ning Qiu Meining's little girl.

I took my phone and glanced at it.

The message was only five words: "Can't sleep, are you there?"

Although there are only five words, there are a lot of meanings in it, and if Meng Ke doesn't take it seriously, it will be the last one.

But where is Meng Ke in the mood now.

The skull is dizzy.

His cheeks were still hot.

I had no choice but to come up with a killer idea, and I replied almighty: "I miss you, I miss you." ”

Again, five words, perfect.

In fact, Ning Qiumei lives in her best friend's house, the big fat girl Fang Yuan's house, she is purely bored, she has nothing to do, and when she saw Meng Ke's reply, the corners of her mouth hooked up with a smile: "Really fake? Where do you miss me?"

Meng Ke rolled his eyes when he saw Ning Qiumei's reply, where do you think about it? Where else can you think about it?

complained in my heart, but the message can't be sent like this, you have to be skillful, and continue to reply almighty: "Really, really, love love." ”

Ning Qiumei's cheeks flushed: "You're a little strange today, I don't understand what you're talking about." ”

Meng Ke: "What's wrong with me? I'm just weird and handsome." ”

Ning Qiumei: "Don't be ashamed, what did you eat for dinner?"

Meng Ke: "Noodles, inside your heart." ”

Ning Qiumei: "Can you speak well." ”

Meng Ke: "The noodles are delicious, but I put too much salt, and I have been thinking about you after eating." ”

Ning Qiumei: "Meng Ke, you are inflated. ”

Meng Ke: "Wrong! It's that your weight in my heart is getting heavier and heavier!"

Ning Qiumei: "You've learned badly." ”

Meng Ke: "I didn't learn badly, I just understood my position." ”

Ning Qiumei: "What do you mean?"

Meng Ke: "You belong to the chicken, I only belong to you, wandering around in the first half of your life, and making soup for you in the second half of your life." ”

Ning Qiumei: "I don't understand what you're talking about at all, I'm off, I'm sleepy, sleep, good night." ”

This parallel world has not evolved into earthy love words, Meng Ke operated it through, where could Ning Qiumei resist it, and ended the chat with a red face.

Little Nizi.

Can't cure you.

You just go ahead and lose sleep.

As soon as it was over, there was a jingling sound outside the door.

Meng Ke sighed, scratched her ears and came out, and finally escaped from Zheng Xiaoyu's house, she couldn't help it, she started to be a demon again?

"Vomit, vomit, vomit!"

Toilet.

There was a violent vomiting sound constantly, and there was no need to think about it, it must be Zheng Xiaoyu tossing. Meng Ke was reluctant to go in to help at all, so he had to move to the door of the bathroom, staring at the dead fish eyes, and emptying himself.

Meng Ke thought so in his heart: "As long as people don't fall to their deaths, it's fine." ”

"I'm afraid of something. ”

"After vomiting too much, I will have a long memory. ”

Zheng Xiaoyu vomited unscrupulously inside, and Meng Ke was swiping his mobile phone indiscriminately outside, flipping through the book review area of his "Celebrating More Than Years". I didn't pay attention for a day, and the topic of everyone's chat has begun to quietly shift, and some people are already posting, paying attention to the residual poems in the book, and even the previous "Ascending" has been turned out, most of them are asking, are these poems created by the author himself?

There are many different answers, but no one can find a source.

Some people have already sighed, although this book is not a cool article, but if you think about it carefully, it is very interesting, and you can pay more attention to it.

Even those fans who originally came to cheer for Faceless and came for the song "Youth" began to sweep the text.