Bu Fan's action of eating noodles stopped in mid-air, as if he had discovered something...

"What did you just say?"

"I said you were ungrateful.."

"It's not this sentence, the one that follows..."

"I said I'd wake you up this morning!"

"It's not this sentence either, the middle one..."

"What about your drink last night?"

"By the way, what do you say I did after drinking last night?" Bu Fan raised his buttocks, put his head in front of Li Xiaobing, and looked like you don't want to leave today if you don't make it clear.

Li Xiaobing touched his nose and smiled at Bu Fan, "What's the matter? I can't remember what you did last night?"

Bu Fan nodded, "Aren't you talking nonsense, if I can remember it, why do you still use you?"

"Really, trust me, sometimes it's better not to know than to know..."

"Is it a man, if you have something to say, you can say it, and you are not happy."

Li Xiaobing saw that Bu Fan was anxious to find an answer, but he was not in a hurry, and touched his stomach, "My mouth is a little dry when I say this..."

"Brother, don't say anything, eat and drink whatever you want, you can greet you within fifty. ”

Li Xiaobing's eyes glared at Bu Fan, "I said you're too picky, aren't you?"

Bu Fan finally held a small bleeding attitude towards him, and he thought that Li Xiaobing was cheap and behaved, and wanted to kick his nose in the face. Not satisfied and wanting him to bleed profusely, Bu Fan directly retracted his head and sat down and ate his own noodles.

After Li Xiaobing saw what he said, Bu Fan changed his normal way of eating noodles and asked curiously, "What did I say?

"It's too expensive to listen to! Bu Fan directly rolled his eyes at him, and made up his mind to go to the kind young lady after eating noodles, and if he can get the news, he will not let himself bleed, and it can also promote mutual feelings, why not, it's a big deal to buy a bottle of nutrition express and use it as a moisturizer.

"Don't, fifty is fifty, although the price is a little lower, who called me a kind-hearted person.."

Bu Fan took out three fingers, "Now the price has changed, thirty, if you want to say it, just say it, don't say it, I'll find someone else later." ”

"Have you bargained like this?" Li Xiaobing stopped doing it now, and cut nearly half of it directly before he could say anything, which is too bullying.

After listening to Li Xiaobing's words, Zeng Hao withdrew a finger, "Twenty, let's talk about it first, if you talk about it again, it's only ten yuan." ”

"You.."

Li Xiaobing turned his head and shouted to the restaurant owner who was not too big to see the excitement: "Did the boss hear it, two taels of fat intestine noodles, another bottle of Coke, and all the rest of the noodles." ”

"Okay, you'll be right back in a minute. ”

"Eight dollars on two sides, three dollars for Coke, your feelings are really not using your money. ”

Li Xiaobing finished ordering food to the boss, and when he looked back, he didn't think about it and said to Bu Fan: "Of course it's not with my money." ”

The words are justified and unreasonable.

"Okay, let's talk about last night, right?"

Hearing Li Xiaobing's answer, he almost didn't give in, and Fan choked on a mouthful of spit in his throat, and hurriedly changed the topic.

Li Xiaobing confirmed again: "Are you sure you want me to say it?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Twenty oceans of white flowers have been spent, can't you still listen to a sound, what's the point of just farting and not working? Don't ink, hurry up and say it, if you don't say it later, I won't admit it." ”

"That's what you said, you can't blame me for listening..."

After saying this, seeing Bu Fan's expression very impatient, Li Xiaobing told him about the great achievements that Bu Fan did last night.

The more Bu Fan listened, the more embarrassed he became, and there were a few times when he wanted to stop directly, but he really didn't have the face to listen to it anymore.

What calls a brother to the wall, what sings loudly in public....

These things that you don't usually dare to do, good guy, I did it all over last night.

No wonder today he found that everyone always looked at him with a sense of wanting to laugh and holding back, it turned out that the root of the matter was here.

After Li Xiaobing finished speaking, Bu Fan put down his chopsticks, took out thirty-five yuan from his pocket and slapped it on the table, and shouted at the boss who was busy inside: "I will put the boss's money on the table, please accept it yourself." ”

"You eat slowly, I'll go first. ”

After Bu Fan finished speaking to Li Xiaobing, he walked directly to the door without saying a word, poked his head out and glanced out a few times, and saw that there were few people wandering outside, so he directly stood on tiptoe and hunched over and ran quickly to his room.

Bu Fan is now really afraid that on the way, he met a person who was honored to see the scene of his beautiful show last night, and felt that he had found the direction of faith, and when he saw him, he had to drag him to the room for a candlelight night talk.

Luckily, everything is calm.

Returning to the room all the way, Bu Fan immediately closed the door and locked it by the way.

Directly planted on the bed and wrapped it completely in the quilt, "Nima, this time the old face is a big loss." ”

Bu Fan didn't dare to think, how should he meet people after this?

Now he deeply understands that this wine is really a poison that pierces the intestines, and if he can't drink it, he shouldn't drink it, and if he has to drink it, he still has to drink it.

After struggling for a while, he was really out of breath, Bu Fan tore open the quilt wrapped around his body and gasped.

Call... Call...

It took a while to calm down.

But after calming down, Bu Fan unconsciously began to think about what Li Xiaobing talked about to himself, and the more he thought about it, the more he blushed.

"No!" Bu Fan hurriedly shook his head to dispel the picture in his mind, he was afraid that if he thought about it again, he would be enchanted.

Hurriedly picked up the remote control board and turned on the TV, tuned to the children's channel, and watched "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf".

Looking at the eyes that looked at the eyes of everyone who were smiling or not smiling again when he thought of going out tomorrow, he was depressed.

"Fuck it,I still don't believe I can't find a thing to replace.,TV doesn't work, I'm always able to chat with the system, right?"

Bu Fan didn't turn off the TV either, and directly entered the system with his consciousness.

As Bu Fan's consciousness penetrated, he found that the system had been updated, and a simulation experience function had been added to the original storage and interpretation functions.

Seeing this, Bu Fan hurriedly called the system, "The system comes out to explain, what does this new simulation experience function mean?"

"The simulation experience function can help the host better understand the character's behavior and mental journey. ”

"For example?"

"For example, in order to let the host better understand the behavior and thoughts of such people, the system will simulate the scene and bring the host into it for a real life simulation experience. ”

......

After some systematic explanations, Bu Fan finally understood what this simulation experience function was.

Bu Fan, who figured it out, rubbed his hands and said to the system: "The system wants to simulate A@V actor!"

This feature is so cool, although it can't be realistically owned, but it's good to be cool for a while.

Bu Fan has thought it through in a second, simulating twice a night. Simulated three times a night.

Japan, South Korea, Europe, the United States, Hong Kong and Macao do not refuse to come, and it is not impossible to get tired of the African continent.

"I can't think about it, I can't think about it..." Bu Fan hurriedly wiped away the saliva that had overflowed the corners of his mouth, and lay on the bed with a big word.

With his eyes closed, "Let's make the storm more violent..."

One second, two seconds, three seconds... Five seconds passed, and Mao didn't react, except for the darkness and the constant singing in his ears.

Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, Lai Yangyang.... I'm a sheep...

Just as Bu Fan wondered why it hadn't started yet, the storm struck.

A strong current exploded directly in his brain, and Bu Fan's facial features were distorted in an instant.

After a long, long time...

Bu Fan has thoroughly experienced the role in the A@V, but he failed to experience the male role as he wished, and he was replaced by a female role, and now he is like being P N times by N men, sweating all over his body makes him seem to be fished out of the water, paralyzed on the bed and empty, without a trace of strength.

"Why? Why do you want to call me?"

After a while, Bufan relieved himself and asked the system puzzledly: "You explain the system to me well, why don't you start the simulation, why do you power me?"

"Please have a correct understanding of the system, this system is a high-tech product that integrates leisure and entertainment learning, not pirated A goods, and all children should not be automatically blocked. ”

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