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"Ge Laozi. The boss who was stir-frying the spicy crayfish was angry, picked up the shovel and rushed out, "Three days and two heads came to bewitch the public, cheated and cheated to eat and drink, get out of the way for me......"

"Wait!"

When Wang Yan saw this situation, he hurriedly stood up and blocked the angry boss, "Boss." This is my friend, how much did he cheat you on? I'll pay for it. As he spoke, he pulled out his wallet.

Wang Yan is a regular customer here, a high roller. Today alone, I ordered a hundred and dozens of catties of lobsters. The boss had to hold back his anger, pulled out a smile and said, "It's not much, you don't have to give money." The first few times, I saw that he was pitiful and gave him some to eat for free. But this person can't come to cheat and cheat and drink twice in three days, and affect my business. ”

"Rest assured, there won't be a next time. Wang Yan took out a cigarette and lit it for the boss, "My friend just loves to play and make trouble, don't mind." ”

"Xiao Wang, you look at him more, I see that your friend has a little ...... brain" The boss handed over a look that everyone understood, and then continued to fry lobster with a shovel.

"This voice ......" The young beggar was shocked, and a terrifying look of shock broke out in his eyes, staring at Wang Yan, "No, impossible!"

"What's impossible?" Wang Yan turned around and rewarded him angrily, "Where have you been during this time?" The old landlord said that you were missing, and I couldn't get through to your phone. Damn, you're so stylish. What kind of fox friends did you make and what kind of performance art did you play!?"

The young beggar looked at Wang Yan in a daze, his eyes gradually moistened, and he muttered in disbelief: "Old, old Wang! Is this my hallucination?"

"Uh......" Wang Yan was also a little surprised, touching his face and sunglasses. "I'm like this, can you still recognize me? Brother Lang!"

Yes, this young beggar is Wang Yan's former college classmate and roommate Liu Lang. Even after graduating, they shared a house together for a few months.

It's just that Wang Yan left in a hurry last time and forgot to say goodbye to him. Wait until you're stable before calling him. But it can't get through. This made Wang Yan never expect to meet him at such a time. And this shape is really weird. looks like a beggar prince "Brother Sharp".

What kind of blow did this thing take to become like this?

"Good friends, for a lifetime. Liu Lang stroked his hair that hadn't been washed for a long time, choked up and gave Wang Yan a hug, and said in a passionate voice, "Even if the sea becomes a mulberry field." Even if you become unrecognizable, even if you turn to ashes, I will remember you. My brother!"

Wang Yan couldn't laugh or cry, and seemed to be a little moved when he heard it. But how can the content of these words be so awkward!? What does it mean to turn into ashes?

"Lao Wang, you are a good person. Liu Lang raised his head, his face full of excitement, and looked at Wang Yan with tears in his eyes. "Thank you, thank you so much. ”

"It's said that it's my own brother. Thank you, thank you. Wang Yan's heart warmed, although Liu Lang has a lot of stinky problems, he is a kind-hearted and righteous good friend. Recalling the bits and pieces of the past, Wang Yan's heart is also full of emotion. He took a cigarette and lit it for him.

Liu Lang took a deep breath. His eyes were melancholy and he breathed out smoke rings, and his voice was low and hoarse: "No, it's me who wants to thank you." Thank you, thank you for coming to see me during my toughest time. But don't worry, I'll pull myself together. Do not experience wind and rain. How can I see a rainbow!? I will, I will definitely avenge you! I will not let you die in vain. ”

In the first half, Wang Yan felt quite moved when he heard it. But in the second half, no matter how I listened to it, I felt goosebumps all over my body. What does it mean to die in vain? What does it mean to take revenge?

What kind of mess do these two things have in their heads?

There is also awakening or something, Wang Yan looked left and right, and he couldn't see that there was any awakening aura on these two goods. Could it be that she can still have a 'talisman jade pendant' like Shen Mengting to isolate the aura and blind the heavens?

Or maybe this guy has fallen for evil? Possibly! He was confused by the two-tailed vixen and did something unbelievable.

Thinking of this, Wang Yan was a little worried. Pulling him to sit down, he said politely to the Holy Maiden of Light, "Lulu, is there any talk of evil in our Holy See?"

"Evil?" the Bright Saintess seemed to be on a par with the crayfish today, and she didn't wear plastic gloves, so she peeled the lobster with her onion and white jade fingers, and said, "Yes, many evil creatures are very good at the evil art of charm and bewitchment, especially some banshees who like to absorb male essence are even better. ”

She dipped a white and tender lobster meat in some soup and stuffed it into her fragrant lips, and her cheeky face shook lightly to show an expression of enjoyment: "To put it simply, the caster uses mental power to interfere with the target's thinking, causing the target to form all kinds of illusions and lose his mind. Some powerful spellcasters can even make the target live in an illusory world for the rest of their lives. I heard that your Huaxia State is in charge of this situation, and it is called the evil spirit. ”

"Yes, my friend was seduced by a banshee before, and fell for it. Wang Yan pulled Liu Lang and said with concern, "Do we have a way to deal with this matter?"

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about, Lao Wang?" Liu Lang stopped when he heard this. I picked up a bottle of beer and drank it. Then he squinted at the saint and said, "What a beautiful girl, is Lao Wang your friend? ”

Belch...... This guy really doesn't know whether to live or die. When the bright saint is the little sister in the shampoo room, you can play with it?

Wang Yan's heart sank. If this Bright Saintess wants to go crazy, it's a big deal. Hurriedly pulled Liu Lang's ears, "You shut up Lao Tzu first." Then he smiled dryly at the other party and said, "Your Excellency, this kid has fallen into evil, don't be like him." ”

"It's okay, I won't mind. His situation should indeed be the sequelae of mental disorder caused by mental charm. In ancient times, it was often diagnosed as possessed by evil spirits. The Holy Maiden of Light bit a lobster tong, and the tip of her tongue flexibly sucked out the tender shrimp meat, her expression was as plain as water, "Our Holy See has been very professional in dealing with similar situations since ancient times. ”

Indeed, what kind of unit is the Bright Sect? Dealing with the evil is certainly a trivial matter.

Wang Yan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile on his face: "What do I need to do with that, what props do I prepare?"

"Just purify. The Holy Maiden of Light suddenly turned pale, stared at Liu Lang coldly and said, "Wang Yan, you can prepare a big cross, some long nails, dry firewood, and gasoline!" Then we will find a place where no one is around, crucify him, put firewood on it, and pour gasoline on it. Then a match was solved. ”

"This ......" Wang Yan heard the sweat on his forehead, "No, don't be so cruel! Is there any other plan?"

Liu Lang was also frightened by her cold eyes, and said in a trembling voice with a lobster in his hand: "Old, Lao Wang, your friend doesn't want to play really, right?"

Even the Explosive Bear and the Scud looked at each other. Is this really what the Holy See is doing now? It is said that in the Middle Ages, this kind of thing often happened, is this tradition maintained?

"Don't worry, I'll pray for your friend personally. The Holy Maiden of Light sang, with a cold face, "May your soul be freed from the hands of the devil of hell when you die." ”

Hearing what she said, Wang Yan pulled Liu Lang behind him with a cold back, and said with a dry smile: "It's just a trivial matter, so I won't bother Your Excellency the Holy Maiden." I posted on the forum of the unit, looking for a traditional Taoist priest or monk in my country. Looks like they're good at exorcism......"

Popping Bear and Scud also stood up and put on a look of respectful distancing. This Holy Maiden of Light is really a little terrifying.

"Huh. The Holy Maiden of Light laughed, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and said, "Judging by the expressions of several of you, you must all believe it, right? I'm kidding you." You can rest assured, our Holy See has used modern science to conduct detailed research on the sequelae of mental interference, and the real evil spirit possession is a completely different concept. ”

"Huh~~" When Wang Yan heard this, he also wiped a cold sweat and breathed a sigh of relief, smiled awkwardly and said, "I didn't expect you to be so humorous, Your Excellency." ”

"You must be thinking about what the Holy See did in the Middle Ages? That's how a lot of witches were burned to death. The Holy Maiden of Light wiped her mouth and hands full of chili oil, and said, "Although many of them have been wronged, it is true that many witches are lackeys of the Black Death Demon Venerable, using evil magic to spread the Black Death. At that time, the Holy See was overwhelmed and had to resort to the most extreme methods to solve the problem. ”

"Black Death Demon Venerable?" Wang Yan asked in a low voice in surprise, "It sounds very evil, could it be that the catastrophe that caused countless deaths was actually man-made?"

"The past is in the past. The Holy Maiden of Light stood up, chuckled lightly, and said, "It is true that our Holy See bears some notoriety, but since the history of the Holy See of Light, it has been fighting against all kinds of evil forces. The reason why I say this is because the two of us are partners, and we will have a lot of cooperation in the future. So, I want to build trust between us in advance. So as not to cause unnecessary misunderstandings and friction in the future. ”

Wang Yan coped with it. I thought to myself, this Holy Maiden of Light really thought far enough. Hanging ~ silk by herself, I don't know how much difference it is from her identity as a bright saint. It is estimated that after this incident, the possibility of intersecting again in this life is very low.

"Let's go, let's find a quieter place. The Holy Maiden of Light suddenly said, "Let's go to your house." ”

"My family?" Wang Yan's face was a little stunned, and his heart trembled slightly, wouldn't this Holy Maiden of Light be like those banshees, coveting her body~ body and soul?

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(The ninth change, do the students with guaranteed monthly passes still stay in their hands?O(∩_∩)O haha~) (To be continued......)

PS: (The ninth shift, do you still have a guaranteed monthly pass in your hand?O(∩_∩)O haha~)