053 Green Tea &
For the green tea in Lao Wang's mouth, cousin Yu Hao doesn't know why.
He asked Lao Wang: "Big brother, what do you mean by green tea, I don't understand?"
"Green tea!" said Lao Wang with a sigh, "It is, a general term for a woman with ulterior motives for love." ”
"Like Zhou Lili's behavior of stepping on a few boats and finally choosing the best life partner! can only be said to have a tendency to be a green tea, but it can't reach the level of a green tea. ”
My cousin was very curious about the word green tea, and asked again, "What does a real green tea look like?"
Lao Wang organized a language and said to his cousin: "My understanding of green tea is that the appearance is pure and plain and facing the sky! Take advantage of her own advantages, gain the favor of men, and even guide male friends to do many things for her willingly, including contributing money and effort, all within this range. ”
"It's very easy to tell the green tea apart, first of all, it's their words, and in front of men, they always pretend to be soft and weak and lovable, so that men have a desire to protect. ”
Then look at her dating circle, mostly male friends, same-sex friends are almost invisible, and in the dating software, they are very active, often posting who has received gifts! She is very envious, in order to hint at those male friends, give her gifts. ”
My cousin said to Wang, "This phenomenon is very common, and I have seen similar things. ”
Lao Wang continued his topic: "If these can't show the essence of green tea, then her next operation is proper green tea." ”
"In front of male friends, they will appear to know how to be tolerant. In order to win the favor of male friends, he shows his advantages in front of men all the time to attract men's attention. ”
"Socialize with multiple male friends at the same time, and do all the ambiguous things with these male friends, in the name of friends! Accept all the efforts of each male friend, and let all the male friends who have paid for it, and still get no substantial progress. For example, determining the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, excessive physical contact, etc. ”
"It's not as scary as you say, is it, that's too scheming?" Yu Hao said.
"Scheming is another level, a green tea is a green tea, and you can't reach the height of a scheming. ”
"It's not big brother, I feel that the more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, the green tea is quite unacceptable, and there are scheming who are higher than her, and they don't make us men feel better. ”
"I don't know if you're doing well, but I'm going to be doing well. Lao Wang was lightly stating a fact.
The cousin asked incredulously. "Why, you can still prevent the invasion of green tea and scheming. ”
"Why do you want to prevent them from attacking?" said Wang, who started the education mode. "In order not to be routinely used by the woman and raised as a spare tire, we can learn more about the girl who has a good impression and observe more! See if she has it, with the factors I mentioned above, you can tell whether she is a green tea or not. ”
My cousin said, "That's a viable solution." ”
Lao Wang pretended to be very forced and said: "And my way to deal with green tea bitches is even simpler, I don't want to be a spare tire by them! I can raise them into my spare tire in turn!"
The cousin stared at Lao Wang with incredulous eyes.
Don't believe it, everything the green tea does is purposeful! As long as we understand her purpose, it is equivalent to having bait, and with bait in hand, I am equivalent to Jiang Taigong fishing for the bait, not what a clever routine! It's just a very simple means, if you want to be an anti-routine green tea; you have to have a strong economic foundation, and you can't trick others! The so-called iron also needs its own hardness, and in front of the green tea, you can fully reflect the meaning of this sentence. ”
The cousin stared at Lao Wang in a daze, and muttered in his heart: The kind of green tea like you said, can you do it if you want to do it?
"You, compared to your company's shareholder Sunshine, the green tea treats the two of you very differently; Sunshine doesn't need to use any routines, and the green tea is in a hurry to give her own flesh and take the initiative to stick it. If it's you, you're the one who is tricked!"
The cousin retorted to Lao Wang with resentment, saying: "It's not appropriate to compare us! People are rich! And I'm just an ordinary worker." ”
"It's because he's rich that I compare you to him!, or how can I reflect the two attitudes of the green tea towards two different people!"
"All the operations I mentioned above will be reflected in you, if you have repeatedly hinted that you have given her gifts to no avail, then you are the fate of being decisively abandoned by her. ”
Lao Wang's words were already very straightforward, and his cousin also had some different thoughts when he heard it.
He looked at Lao Wang suspiciously, and said, "Big brother, let's talk about the second little green tea? How do I feel, you mean to pull it on me! Have you heard something recently?"
"I'm just feeling it, if I am tricked and raised as a spare tire, if this thing gets out, a big man, I still don't want to lose face, so, on the one hand, I am to warn myself, and on the other hand, I am to remind you, don't be a spare tire, pay your feelings, lose money, and have to lose face, it will be worth the loss. ”
Lao Wang knew that his cousin Yu Hao was a good-looking person, so he deliberately raised the topic of losing face.
The cousin really agreed: "What you said is quite reasonable, when interacting with people, especially the woman you like, you really have to be careful in this regard, if you are really used as a spare tire, this face will be lost." ”
Lao Wang has said almost what he should have said, and he has reminded him that he should be reminded, and if he can't wake up, he has to find a way from other aspects.
Lao Wang raised the beer bottle and took a few sips: "Don't consider whether the spare tire is not a spare tire, if I want to have a female friend, I must understand this woman thoroughly, including interests and preferences; ”
Cousin Yu Hao also took a few sips of beer, but he didn't respond to what Lao Wang said, just thought silently.
Although Lao Wang didn't admit it, he heard something wrong, Yu Hao was not a fool, what his cousin said was already very obvious.
Out of trust in the character of this eldest cousin, he must consider the truth of his words.
Lao Wang saw that his cousin was in thought, and he didn't bother.
Grab the chicken wings on the table and start enjoying the meal on your own.
And my cousin fell into his own circle of thoughts, sometimes with a sad face, and occasionally with a silly smile.
When Lao Wang saw his expression, he naturally thought of it, and his cousin understood the purpose of his words tonight.
Moreover, he is applying the characteristics of the green tea he told to Zhao Yuting.
In Zhao Yuting, if there is an obvious tendency to apply green tea, he will have a sad face.
And if he finds that he doesn't match the green tea, a silly smile will appear on his face.
I want my cousin Yu Hao to accept the reality that Zhao Yuting is a green tea, not a goal that can be achieved for a while.
Rushing for results can be counterproductive.
So Lao Wang interrupted his cousin's thinking with a loud voice: "Don't think so much, you should eat, drink, and don't put it in your heart." What's the matter, you can't go hungry! Eat and drink well, and go home thinking about it.